Halforums Academy 2 Story Commentary Thread

Celt Z

Celt Z

First off, Mr. Narrator:


Secondly, AniCelt is in the running for the yearbook superlative "Least Likely to Get Pregnant and/or Killed By the Teacher". Considering how her only relationship was with FeiRendar* and the teacher was not a fan, that would make anyone choose the life of a nun.


(*Do we consider Gusto a thing? I think they may have held hands or something.)
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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Celt Z said:
First off, Mr. Narrator:


Secondly, AniCelt is in the running for the yearbook superlative "Least Likely to Get Pregnant and/or Killed By the Teacher". Considering how her only relationship was with FeiRendar* and the teacher was not a fan, that would make anyone choose the life of a nun.


(*Do we consider Gusto a thing? I think they may have held hands or something.)
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Poor, dried up old spinter Celt. Voted most likely to own 17 cats. :D
 
Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Celt Z said:
First off, Mr. Narrator:


Secondly, AniCelt is in the running for the yearbook superlative "Least Likely to Get Pregnant and/or Killed By the Teacher". Considering how her only relationship was with FeiRendar* and the teacher was not a fan, that would make anyone choose the life of a nun.


(*Do we consider Gusto a thing? I think they may have held hands or something.)
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She and Gusto almost got down, but then Gusto's nookie alarm went off and he broke that right up.
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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Haven't done a hook-up report since April! Overdue I guess, though there's only been like, what, five episodes since then?


Asterisk indicates new pairing since last report. Unchanged pairings have (No Change).

Rendar x Lana: 3 times, no condoms. (No Change)
Rendar x Celt Z: 4 times, no condoms. (No Change)
Rendar x Raven: 7 times, no condoms. (No Change)
Rendar x Shakey: 1 time, no condom. (Obviously, No Change)
Rendar x Kags: 56 times, no condoms.
Rendar x Dirona: 3 times, no condoms. (No Change)
Rendar x Dei: 8 times, no condoms.
Rendar x Li Jun: 1 time, no condom. (No Change)
* Rendar and Zero got interrupted before any lower body penetration, so the game doesn't count it, apparently.

Raven x Gusto: 9 times, 9 condoms used. (No Change)
Raven x Ronan: 6 times, no condoms. (No Change)
* Raven x Fade: 2 times, 2 condoms used.
Raven never got around to delivering on that Lewd Promise to Doc Cupcake from back in the day.

Zero x Raven: 2 times, condoms N/A. (No Change)
Zero x Lana: 3 times, condoms N/A. (No Change)
Zero x Eriol: 14 times, no condoms. Apparently, at some point in since last time, Eriol and Zero had a one-off relapse.
* Zero x Chris: 22 times, 36 condoms.

Greg x Eriol: 3 times, no condoms. (No Change)
Greg x Doc Cupcake: 12 times, no condoms. (No Change)

Wasabi x Film Fanatic: 85 times, no condoms ever.

Doc Cupcake x Ash: 2 times, 3 condoms used. (No Change)
* Doc Cupcake x Eriol: 9 times, no condoms. Boy, that relationship flew under the radar, huh.

Cheesy x Dirona: 40 times, 73 condoms used.

Gusto x Li Jun - 4 times, 2 condoms used. (No Change)

Lana x Eriol - 1 time, no condom. (No Change)
Lana x Shego - 1 time, condom N/A. (No Change)
*Lana x Goober - 3 times, 4 condoms.

Mindy x Lana: 1 time, condoms N/A. (No change, obviously)
Mindy x Zero: 2 times, condoms N/A. (No change, obviously)


Romance Leaderboard:

Romantic Relationships:
Fei Rendar: 7
Film Fanatic: 1
Gusto Miller: 4
Ash Sakerasu: 1
Dei Skates: 2
Celt Z: 2
Ronan Monaghan: 1
Cheesy One: 1
Kags Littlesin: 3
Zero Esc: 6
Doc Cupcake: 4
Raven Poe: 9
Jess Pezzleton: 3
Chris En: 2
Fade McFadey: 1
Dream Goddess: 1
Wasabi Poptart: 3
Goober Menner: 2
Lana Karron: 6
Dirona Underhill: 4
Li Jun, the Smoking Gun: 1
Eriol Ancalagon: 3

Sexual Partners:
Fei Rendar: 8
Film Fanatic: 1
Gusto Miller: 2
Ash Sakerasu: 1
Dei Skates: 1
Celt Z: 1
Ronan Monaghan: 1
Cheesy One: 1
Kags Littlesin: 1
Zero Esc: 5
Doc Cupcake: 3
Raven Poe: 5
Gregory Mahan: 2
Chris En: 1
Fade McFadey: 1
Wasabi Poptart: 1
Goober Menner: 1
Lana Karron: 6
Dirona Underhill: 2
Li Jun, the Smoking Gun: 2
Eriol Ancalagon: 4
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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I'm not sure exactly what causes more condoms than "times." I'm pretty sure double-bagging isn't a thing. Nearest I can figure is that a given "time" might end up requiring more than one condom before it is over. IE, a "time" is counted as the whole encounter, regardless of who gets off how many times.
 
GasBandit

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Dei said:
But was that Zero sucker punching the teacher at the end? It seems like Amy has a lot of potential targets.
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It was. And a slap, technically. Girls slap, boys sucker punch. The low poly animations are the same, but you see the difference when you're on the receiving end of the high-poly interaction.

Ravenpoe said:
I don't think the evil trait targets people the teacher simply doesn't like. I think it has to be a love target.
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Well, not a love target, it can be either the love interest or whoever poses a threat to that love. IE, Shego didn't have Mindy as a love interest, but because Mindy was a threat to Shego's affair with Lana (because Mindy, having the Class President trait could get Shego fired once she witnessed them in flagrante delicto), Shego decided Mindy had to die.
 
AshburnerX

AshburnerX

I kind of feel like the Evil trait would be more interesting if there was a chance the murderer could escape justice. Always getting caught is kind of lame.
 
GasBandit

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AshburnerX said:
I kind of feel like the Evil trait would be more interesting if there was a chance the murderer could escape justice. Always getting caught is kind of lame.
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There is, if the murder also has the "lucky" trait. Of course, if the target also has the "lucky" trait, they cancel each other out.

But really, can you think of a situation in which a murder happens in school, during school hours, in which the murderer is NOT caught?
 
AshburnerX

AshburnerX

GasBandit said:
But really, can you think of a situation in which a murder happens in school, during school hours, in which the murderer is NOT caught?
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In an American school, with it's total student 1984ing? No. But in a Japanese highschool where the students are never watched outside of the classroom because no one gives a shit? I could see it happening. Fuck, the girl from School Days managed to escape with a dude's HEAD and we NEVER see her get caught.
 
GasBandit

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AshburnerX said:
In an American school, with it's total student 1984ing? No. But in a Japanese highschool where the students are never watched outside of the classroom because no one gives a shit? I could see it happening. Fuck, the girl from School Days managed to escape with a dude's HEAD and we NEVER see her get caught.
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I wish there was some way to make HFA3 happen in Yandere Simulator.
 
GasBandit

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WasabiPoptart said:
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filmfanatic said:
...And still no pregnancy? Whatever they're doing, it seems to be working.
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In AA2, the pullout method seems to be 100% effective.

To risk pregnancy, there has to be 5 times in one week where there's no condom or pullout (or finishing *somewhere else*). And for these two, that's happened surprisingly few times... like maybe 8 times over the entire 24 days.

I have witnessed that a girl in the game who's worried about getting pregnant can "ask" a guy to not finish inside. And Ani-FF just seems to be polite, I guess.
 
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