Halforums will never satisfy its lust for threads that say things will never satisfy their lust.

[GasBandit]

That's us, lusty, lusty halforumites.

 

[Celt Z]

...you rang?

 

[Terrik]

We have to let out all the pent up frustration somehow.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Is this where we sign up for the orgy?

 

[ThatNickGuy]

*stumbles in, with his pants dropped down to his ankles*

Hey! Is this where the party is?!?

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

I knew I should have not posted that thread

but ironically, I cannot satisfy my lust for parody thread titles

 

[DarkAudit]

I knew I should have not posted that thread

but ironically, I cannot satisfy my lust for parody thread titles

 

[HCGLNS]

Jigglepuff is the best care bear.

 

[PatrThom]

Always Lusty...

...never satisfied.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Jigglepuff is the best care bear.

No way, Rainbow Dash is the best pokemon in all of Acme Acres.

 

[Null]

 

[Dave]

Checking in!

 

[GasBandit]

 

[fade]

Red fi--- uh twelve standing by!

 

[GasBandit]

 

[blotsfan]

Thats...from the adult Ren and Stimpy right?

They could never have let that air on children's tv right?

I'm so confused.

 

[BErt]

You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat.

 

[GasBandit]

Thats...from the adult Ren and Stimpy right?

They could never have let that air on children's tv right?

I'm so confused.

Yeah, it's from the Spike TV version that flopped.

http://www.gametrailers.com/videos/r56dvb/ren---stimpy---naked-beach-frenzy

NSFW.

 

[Gryfter]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Cheesy1]

I'm greased up and ready.

 

[fade]

Grrrowl

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Man, this is turning into a total sausage fest.

Which, you know, isn't necessarily a problem for, say, @Bowielee.

 

[Emrys]

 

[Celt Z]

I'm okay with this.

 

[CynicismKills]

I'm okay with this.

Poor choice of emoticons. Flee while you can!

 

[Hylian]

 

[Celt Z]

There's only supposed to be one! Stupid phone did that and won't let me edit it!

(The phone knows better than I do.)

 

[GasBandit]

Man, this is turning into a total sausage fest.

I'm okay with this.

BRACE YOUR INBOX

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Spoiler: Bonus Content

 

[Null]

Man, this is turning into a total sausage fest.

Just like your prom night?

 

[Celt Z]

BRACE YOUR INBOX

How is that different than any other day around here? I deal with more minotaur penis than I can handle*.

(*"Verily, 'tis soundeth like Nick's Merry Ole Promenade Night.")

 

[Jay]

 

[GasBandit]

How is that different than any other day around here? I deal with more minotaur penis than I can handle*.

(*"Verily, 'tis soundeth like Nick's Merry Ole Promenade Night.")

 

[bhamv3]

I heard there's minotaur penis available here and came as soon as I could.

 

[Tress]

I heard there's minotaur penis available here and came as soon as I could.