Halforums will never satisfy its lust for threads that say things will never satisfy their lust.

[WasabiPoptart]

Did someone call for Lust?

 

[Hailey Knight]

These thread titles are misleading.

 

[PatrThom]

These thread titles are misleading.

Are you … satisfied, then?

--Patrick

 

[Hailey Knight]

Are you … satisfied, then?

--Patrick

 

[WasabiPoptart]

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I heard there's minotaur penis available here and came as soon as I could.

 

[drifter]

 

[filmfanatic]

 

[Bubble181]

Is this owlery? No? Orgy? Sorry, my hearing's going. Rest still works.

 

[GasBandit]

Did someone call for Lust?

I'd like to never satisfy her.

 

[CynicismKills]

I'd like to never satisfy her.

Uh-oh, someone's a glutton for punishment! SIN CHANGE

 

[GasBandit]

Uh-oh, someone's a glutton for punishment! SIN CHANGE

Pfft, I ain't too proud.

 

[Frank]

At two AM tonight I, after I return from the airport, I fully intend to satisfy all the lusts. ALL OF THEM.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Pfft, I ain't too proud.

Now now. Don't get too greedy.

 

[GasBandit]

At two AM tonight I, after I return from the airport, I fully intend to satisfy all the lusts. ALL OF THEM.

Sing her the song of your people.

 

[PatrThom]

Now sing it in Kermit's voice.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

My lust for orange saltwater taffy seems to be damn unquenchable.

The vaguely-flesh-colored ones were kind of disappointing though.

And the (what I assume was supposed to be) watermelon flavored ones were of a taste my brain immediately labeled "museum - flavored." I'm not exactly sure what that means, but it does.[DOUBLEPOST=1408133927,1408133339][/DOUBLEPOST]I have given some to the Traffic Director and my Production Underling Girl, and both agree with me that it tastes like museum.

 

[HCGLNS]

BAH! My whipped cream has been whipped into butter!

 

[PatrThom]

both agree with me that it tastes like museum.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

No no, it doesn't taste like old books, it tastes like museum.

 

[HCGLNS]

So's I scratch and itch and listen to some fine singing music,



@Squidleybits "Seriously, what the fuck dude. Yeah you're sleeping on the couch."

 

[GasBandit]

So's I scratch and itch and listen to some fine singing music,



@Squidleybits "Seriously, what the fuck dude. Yeah you're sleeping on the couch."

"I remember a time where you could say, hey, dem some nice boobs, without a girl goin' 'That's harrasment!' I mean, it's like ya can't even be a nice guy anymore." - Andrew "Dice" Clay

 

[HCGLNS]

@Squidleybits Rule 1: Prince or GTFO.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Art of Noise or GTFO.



So you can watch it in America...

 

[PatrThom]

So very subtle there at 2:24.

--Patrick

 

[fade]

So very subtle there at 2:24.

--Patrick

 

[PatrThom]

BAH! My whipped cream has been whipped into butter!

You know you're supposed to stop before you hit the "stiff peak" stage.

--Patrick

 

[Squidleybits]

@Squidleybits Rule 1: Prince or GTFO.

This is true. All other versions of that song are unacceptable.

 

[Simfers]

I heard something about lust and satisfaction thereof and felt strangely drawn to this place... Is this where all the lusting happens? Lustily?

 

[GasBandit]

I heard something about ... satisfaction...

 

[Simfers]

Mr. Bandit, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

 

[Emrys]

My understand from Mr. Jager and Co. was that we can't get no satisfaction.

 

[GasBandit]

My understand from Mr. Jager and Co. was that we can't get no satisfaction.

Obviously they didn't supply enough pushing and touching, hard as that is to believe.

 

[PatrThom]

My understand from Mr. Jager and Co. was that we can't get no satisfaction.

Depends on the beer. The Jäger sure isn't going to change.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Depends on the beer. The Jäger sure isn't going to change.

--Patrick

Try it with Red Bull instead of beer.