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Dave

Dave

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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.[DOUBLEPOST=1475458552,1475458512][/DOUBLEPOST]I tried to do that from memory but fucked it up. So I ended up copying it from somewhere else.
 
Dave

Dave

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stienman said:
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Wait. So this guy goes interstellar (he said he flies among the stars) yet we're supposed to be impressed by his going to Mars? That's like Columbus saying, "Hey, I found that New World, but I've also been to Lisbon!"[DOUBLEPOST=1475500045,1475500001][/DOUBLEPOST]God, I just turned 612 months.[DOUBLEPOST=1475500088][/DOUBLEPOST]You have been alive for...

1,609,488,469 seconds.
96,569,308,140 electric jiffies.
26,824,807 minutes.
447,080 hours.
18,628 days.
51 years.
2,661 weeks.
1,330 fortnights.
684 lunar months.
612 months.
204 quarters.
358 dog years.
52.57 lunar years.
12.76 olympiads.
10.21 lustrums.
5.10 decades.
3.40 indictions.
1.96 generations.
1.02 jubilees.
0.51 centuries.
0.05104 milleniums.
0.00000022189801979242 galactic years.
0.00000000160948846900 exaseconds.
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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Dave said:
Wait. So this guy goes interstellar (he said he flies among the stars) yet we're supposed to be impressed by his going to Mars? That's like Columbus saying, "Hey, I found that New World, but I've also been to Lisbon!"
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Not only that, he's in CHARGE of the stars. Man. That's... that's some god damned huge responsibility there. And yet he lives on the moon. Talk about slumming it.

But oh god did that last Dave/Matthew screwup slay me.
 
Bubble181

Bubble181

MindDetective said:
Well, if I had a kid that was almost your age, I think I'd be getting all the older-than-dirt jokes!
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Nah, there's a certain point where it wraps back around again to respect and deference to wisdom. For some reason, Dave's just forever balanced just on the line between the two. Possible because the definition of that line is "older/younger than Dave", of course.
 
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