How would you want to be buried?

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If money were no object...before I die, I'd want to go up into the Earth's orbit and push off/be fired in a trajectory that would bring me back into Earth's atmosphere (while still alive, actually, since I'd like to have the control over my own death). I like the idea of my dreaming of flight and the symbolism of the phoenix, and it'd be pretty cool to be a shooting star for a moment.
 
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Bubble181 said:
Pojodan said:
Who needs to be buried when you live forever?

Should my secret weakness be discovered somehow, though,
Roast-duck-flavoured chips. ISNT IT?!
You're close, and yet so far off, my friend!
 
I want to be fed to lions

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Hm.

The ghost-in-the-shell idea certainly appealed to me as a teenager but I soon learned how dire a "life" like that would be. Also I would probably end up going the Metallo route and going absolutely fucking nuts, rather than the more productive Brainiac route...

I'm gonna go for having my body obliterated. Why settle for cremation when I can have my atoms systematically destroyed.
 
Directly underneath the animatronic, rotting zombie version of myself programmed to pop out when it detects motion at night.

Damned kids aren't getting their rocks off on this guy's final resting place. :zombie:
 
Whatever my loved ones want and need done with it to get closure. Fuck do I care what happens to me? I'm dead.

Although if they desecrate it in any way, I'd recommend cremation, lest I come back as a zombie to claim my revenge. :zombie:
 
I'd want the earth as my grave and the universe as my tombstone, but I doubt I'll get the power to do that in my lifetime :|
 
CynicismKills said:
If money were no object I'd want to be reanimated.
THIS.

One of the reasons I'm personally against donating my organs after my death is so that I will still have them when they find a way to bring [strike:178b7d3s]people[/strike:178b7d3s] me back to life.
 
I'd want to be cremated, then, all my cabony bits pressed into an artificial diamond. Then I want that diamond shot into the sun.
 
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