I don't hate you at all...

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...and I feel left out. It seems like everyone thinks that everyone else has a forum nemesis, but not only do I not have a nemesis, as far as I can tell, no one else thinks I hate anyone either.

So to rectify this I'll need either
- A forum nemesis
or
- Someone to think that I have a forum nemesis

Feel free to nominate one or more nemesii for me, or even better yet get me to hate you. I dunno, maybe tell me peanut butter is disgusting or something. You're a creative lot, I'm sure you can come up with something. And, of course, if you already hate me just make your ill will known to me so I can reciprocate the hate.

Yours in hatelessness,

FLP
 
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Biannoshufu

Well, I guess I'm in the market. Do you have references?
 
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Biannoshufu

Two members teaming up to arch the same protagonist are expected to file articles of collusion... where are your papers?
 
I THINK escushion and I signed nemesis papers back at a previous forum incarnation... I thiiiink. We never really followed through on it, though.

There's one and exactly one person in this forum who I would punch in the mouth if I ever saw him. He probably knows. The rest of you either I don't care about or really like.

Except Morphine, her I love. She isn't around anymore, huh? I'll ask her next time I see her why.
 
I just assume that every time anyone makes a post, no matter what they say, there's someone who's going to read it and go into a frothing rage about it. Because the internet is full of assholes like that.

And there is at least one person on here who pisses me off regularly. I just have the good sense to recognize it's more my issue and not respond.
 
I just assume that every time anyone makes a post, no matter what they say, there's someone who's going to read it and go into a frothing rage about it. Because the internet is full of assholes like that.
What the fuck do you mean by that?!?
 
I THINK escushion jacobmcpoop and I signed nemesis papers back at a previous forum incarnation... I thiiiink. We never really followed through on it, though.

There's one and exactly one person in this forum who I would punch in the mouth if I ever saw him. He probably knows. The rest of you either I don't care about or really like.

Except Morphine, her I love. She isn't around anymore, huh? I'll ask her next time I see her why.
You ass.
 
...and I feel left out. It seems like everyone thinks that everyone else has a forum nemesis, but not only do I not have a nemesis, as far as I can tell, no one else thinks I hate anyone either.

So to rectify this I'll need either
- A forum nemesis
or
- Someone to think that I have a forum nemesis

Feel free to nominate one or more nemesii for me, or even better yet get me to hate you. I dunno, maybe tell me peanut butter is disgusting or something. You're a creative lot, I'm sure you can come up with something. And, of course, if you already hate me just make your ill will known to me so I can reciprocate the hate.

Yours in hatelessness,

FLP

 
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