I don't hate you at all...

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Biannoshufu

Krisken said:
Best obscure joke ever.
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wait, that's obscure?

Shiit, I'm older than I thought.

related: I faked nemesis-ed Krisken when he did away with the house avatar. Some people can change their avatars, and even names, because they don't really matter.
 
Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

I foam at the mouth, frothing steaming pure hatred and anger whenever Yavaux posts.

.... or Ofmindandmetal

... or datphysh....

Otherwise I think you're all a fine bunch of rotten tomatoes.
 
Krisken

Krisken

You cut her, CG. You cut her deep.

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Biannoshufu said:
related: I faked nemesis-ed Krisken when he did away with the house avatar. Some people can change their avatars, and even names, because they don't really matter.
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I'm surprised I didn't get death threats for changing my avatar. People were really attached to it.
 
PatrThom

PatrThom

I will be your nemesis
I'll raise my middle finger high
I will be your creature feature
And the one to flay your mind
I will break your father's fingers
I will lead a life of crime
I will be the one who hates you
'Til the end of...time.

--Patrick
 
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Philosopher B.

Pfffffffffffffffffffft. Fuckin' amateurs.

First Lady Puffinstuff said:
I dunno, maybe tell me peanut butter is disgusting or something.
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I can do better'n that, y'all.

FLP Diss (Click for Sound Cloud Link)http://soundcloud.com/kc-cb/flp-disshttp://soundcloud.com/kc-cb/flp-diss

Lyrics:
Spoken: Peanut butter? Fuckin’ forget peanut butter. You want nuts? I’ll go nuts on yo’ candy ass. Let’s go!

First Lady Puffinstuff, y'all let the cat out the bag
I'm gone git rough and stuff, gonna empty out my mag
If you want a nemesis, boy, I'm-a step right up
This here be the genesis of y'all gettin' beat up

First off - man! Where'd you get that name?
Used to be Stienman, used to have sweet game
Imitated JCM so well he thought he'd posted drunk
Kris Straub gave you hell and banned you like a punk

But y'all came back by pop-u-lar demand
Now y'all's a sad sack whose hide I'm-a tan
Bitch, get out the way or I’ll pop your balloon
If you try to stay I'm-a go nuts on you like a loon

This ain't a game, dude, I come hard on the track
You gone cop a 'tude, y'all better fight back
Ya betta recognize, Stieny, I be ya foe most terrible
I'll whup yo' old heiny like I was Miss Morrible

First Lady Puffinstuff wants an adversary so/ I’m-a land his ass in a mortuary/ First Lady Puffinstuff wants a brand new foe/ but the man can’t handle goin’ toe to toe

That's right – Miss Morrible, 'cause I be Wicked
No not like Miss Elphaba, she couldn't hurt a limpet
I be the schemer sittin' in my towa
I'm nimble like a lemur when it comes to lyrical powa

My words be a flow y'all don't wanna fall in
You'll be sucked where ya don't wanna go like Augustus in chocolate sheeit
Yeah, man, that's right, I referenced Willy Wonka
That man at work was a sight, he was a real crazy monsta

But I'm like Johnny Depp, I'm twice as crazy I swear
If ya thinkin'-a fuckin' around in my factory don't dare
Don't bug me like Veruca Salt, unless ya wanna be cryin'
My squirrels pushed her inna chute so she'd stop her stupid whinin'

I be like dynamite, always about to go off
My explosion's outta sight, makes flesh rain red and soft
So don't take a hold of what you cannot handle
Don't be bold if ya wanna grow old; I'll wear you out like a sandal

*Chorus*

So whutchu gonna do, post in the political section?
I'm busy havin' a screw, busy gettin' them erections
'Cause I got shit to do, not just float through the clouds
Y'all want a nemesis? Well I'm-a get loud

'Cause if I got a job, it's beatin' on punks
If ya wanna trade lobs, y’alla betta have spunk
You say you want an enemy but you really fuckin' don't
'Cause if you were to step to me you'd be properly boned

I'll leave you lookin' like Billie left Maggie
Bleedin' red-ass gook, sweaty hair lookin' shaggy
If ya wanna have feeling below your chicken neck
Ya betta get to stealing away before you're a wreck

See, I am the champion of everything I do
Y'all's just a curiosity that belongs in a zoo
I am the zookeeper of this game they call rap
Better get the fuck out. Yo, here - take this map:
What, you still here? Smack, whack, BAM
There goes your postin' career; see, you shoulda fuckin' scrammed!

*Chorus*
*Manic laugh*
 
Fun Size

Fun Size

I'm too close geographically to be your nemesis. It would invariably lead to me hunting you down and hitting you with a fish simply because it would be more convenient that the usual forum banter.Would be awesome for the picture thread, so it may happen anyway, but not in a nemesis kind of way.

The distinction would be, of course, the variety of fish used.

Also, my nemesis you have to completely lack a sense of humor, so you're unqualified.
 
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Jiarn

Philosopher B, if I could double/triple like your post, I'd do it in a heartbeat. Well done, good show sir.
 
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