I just had sex thread

sixpackshaker · Sep 7, 2014

I miss the old corded phones. Especially the older ones that would ding the bell when you really slammed the hand set down...

PatrThom · Sep 8, 2014

sixpackshaker said:
I miss the old corded phones. Especially the older ones that would ding the bell when you really slammed the hand set down...

In what will come as a surprise to nobody, I still have one of those.

--Patrick

CrimsonSoul · Sep 9, 2014

PatrThom said:
In what will come as a surprise to nobody, I still have one of those.

--Patrick

I had an old rotary phone growing up until my parents divorced. This was like around 2000

Frank · Sep 14, 2014

I can say this much, Jay was wrong about tonight.

Jay · Sep 14, 2014

And you sounded pissed because you had to go.

Frank · Sep 14, 2014

She seemed mad at me over the phone.

Bowielee · Sep 14, 2014

GasBandit said:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HbaqlcmDCA

Kinda NSFW. Lyrics very NSFW.

BTW, this video sent me on a wonderful journey of discovering Garfunkle and Oates. I'd heard of them before and I knew that Kate Magucci was in it, but I had no idea.... bought both their albums and started watching their IFC show.

CrimsonSoul · Oct 7, 2014

I can't sleep now.

Cajungal · Oct 7, 2014

CrimsonSoul said:
I can't sleep now.

Have you tried mastur...

...never mind.

Chad Sexington · Oct 7, 2014

Cajungal said:
Have you tried mastur...

...never mind.

Wait, is this the sleeping aid I've needed all along?!

GasBandit · Oct 7, 2014

Chad Sexington said:
Wait, is this the sleeping aid I've needed all along?!

A wank and a snooze, ya can't lose.

bhamv3 · Oct 7, 2014

Not effective if you're going for a siesta at work though.

sixpackshaker · Oct 7, 2014

bhamv3 said:
Not effective if you're going for a siesta at work though.

Depends if you are in a cubicle or an office with a door...

Terrik · Oct 7, 2014

BEEN AWFUL LONG SINCE I COULD POST HERE. THANKS OBAMA.

Bowielee · Oct 7, 2014

My dance card has been surprisingly full lately... I have no idea why I'm so popular all of a sudden. Of course it's all coming at the time when I'm so slammed with school work that it does me little good.

Ravenpoe · Oct 7, 2014

Bowielee said:
Of course it's all coming at the time when I'm so slammed

Bowielee · Oct 7, 2014

Ravenpoe said:

ThatNickGuy · Oct 15, 2014

Welp!

[DOUBLEPOST=1413426721,1413426683][/DOUBLEPOST]Basically?

PatrThom · Oct 15, 2014

ThatNickGuy said:

I especially like the ending.

--Patrick

Gusto · Oct 16, 2014

I expect my 2-year dry spell will be coming to an end in the next week or two. Things with the new lady are going exceptionally well.

PatrThom · Oct 16, 2014

Gusto said:
I expect my 2-year dry spell will be coming to an end in the next week or two. Things with the new lady are going exceptionally well.

Well, try not to enjoy it too much. That would lead to high expectations, possible break-ups, or other problems*.

--Patrick
*This advice is not intended to take the place of your personal physician’s advice and is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease

fade · Oct 16, 2014

Gusto said:
I expect my 2-year dry spell will be coming to an end in the next week or two. Things with the new lady are going exceptionally well.

[insert clip from Scary Movie here]

Gusto · Oct 16, 2014

fade said:
[insert clip from Scary Movie here]

Let's just say that's not a concern and the rest might be TMI.

GasBandit · Oct 16, 2014

Gusto said:
Let's just say that's not a concern and the rest might be TMI.

Adam · Oct 16, 2014

so jealous of all you bastards.

Bowielee · Oct 16, 2014

PatrThom said:
I especially like the ending.

--Patrick

He's used it twice now, I wonder if he's watched it through till the end, or if the end of his sexual encounters were blaaaaahhhhh.

WasabiPoptart · Oct 17, 2014

Bowielee said:
He's used it twice now, I wonder if he's watched it through till the end, or if the end of his sexual encounters were blaaaaahhhhh.

I was wondering the same thing. Aladdin seems depressed and then Genie is deflated. It looks like someone finished too soon or something.

Bumble the Boy Wonder · Oct 17, 2014

WasabiPoptart said:
I was wondering the same thing. Aladdin seems depressed and then Genie is deflated. It looks like someone finished too soon or something.

You get a little over excited ONE TIME and no one ever lets you forget it

Celt Z · Oct 17, 2014

Are we changing the title of the thread to I Just Had ...Mehhhhhhh. ?

Bowielee · Oct 17, 2014

Not for me, meh doesn't enter into my vocabulary when it comes to sex. It's either intensely good, or intensely bad.

I passed up sex last night to study.

/insert Ogre NERD picture here.

Hailey Knight · Oct 18, 2014

Oh, are we treating this as a didn'thave sex thread now?

I passed up sex for marriage. :awesome:

fade · Oct 18, 2014

dammit are you trying to summon Gilgamesh? Every time someone mentions the dearth of sex in marriage he has to tell us how we're all wrong and he has it 20 times a day and in fact is having it right as he's typppoping.

Tinwhistler · Oct 18, 2014

Zero Esc said:
Oh, are we treating this as a didn'thave sex thread now?

I passed up sex for marriage.

"Dad, do you think it's ok to have premartial sex?"
"Is there any other kind?"

Hailey Knight · Oct 18, 2014

fade said:
dammit are you trying to summon Gilgamesh? Every time someone mentions the dearth of sex in marriage he has to tell us how we're all wrong and he has it 20 times a day and in fact is having it right as he's typppoping.

Gilgamesh locks his kids in a cage. So, you know, time management.

Chad Sexington · Oct 19, 2014

You can't do this when he's not here to defend himself! He's not Icarus!