I just had sex thread

Tress · Dec 31, 2015

Ravenpoe said:
Wait... how'd it get in the tree? Can peacocks fly? We have wild peacocks around here, and I've never seen one fly.

Cajungal · Dec 31, 2015

Well, I got to work late. But that's ok. :cool:

Tinwhistler · Jan 1, 2016

My wife did her very best impression of the Times Square new year ball countdown.

PatrThom · Jan 1, 2016

Tinwhistler said:
My wife did her very best impression of the Times Square new year ball countdown.

Brought the new year in with a bang, did she?

--Patrick

Tinwhistler · Jan 1, 2016

PatrThom said:
Brought the new year in with a bang, did she?

--Patrick

Well, she dropped down to the bottom of a pole at midnight

Cajungal · Jan 1, 2016

This is probably super disrespectful and inappropriate, but my first thought was "bedazzled clitoris."

Tinwhistler · Jan 1, 2016

Cajungal said:
This is probably super disrespectful and inappropriate, but my first thought was "bedazzled clitoris."

Though we've never bought it, this is actually a thing...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vajazzle

Cajungal · Jan 1, 2016

Wow, so that's what Jennifer Love Hewitt's been up to.

PatrThom · Jan 1, 2016

Tinwhistler said:
Though we've never bought it, this is actually a thing...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vajazzle

And a song.
...though the song is from the guys' point of view.

--Patrick

ThatNickGuy · Jan 9, 2016

Welp, the five-month dry spell is over! And given that we went at it several times over the course of several hours, I'd say the dry spell has been broken pretty damn well.

Celt Z · Jan 9, 2016

ThatNickGuy said:
Welp, the five-month dry spell is over! And given that we went at it several times over the course of several hours, I'd say the dry spell has been broken pretty damn well.

Wasn't this a double date? :hump:

ThatNickGuy · Jan 9, 2016

Heh it was but it was just me and her when I drove her home.

And then DROVE her home. :unibrow:

Ravenpoe · Jan 9, 2016

ThatNickGuy said:
Heh it was but it was just me and her when I drove her home.

And then DROVE her home.

He was in bed by eight... And at home by 11.

Celt Z · Jan 9, 2016

ThatNickGuy said:
Heh it was but it was just me and her when I drove her home.

And then DROVE her home.

I was going to say: TIL a "Canadian double-date" is another name for an orgy.

Ravenpoe · Jan 9, 2016

Celt Z said:
I was going to say: TIL a "Canadian double-date" is another name for an orgy.

Only if a moose and a loon are involved.

Gruebeard · Jan 9, 2016

Ravenpoe said:
Only if a moose and a loon are involved.

What!?! NO.

There's also a beaver.

sixpackshaker · Jan 10, 2016

ThatNickGuy said:
Heh it was but it was just me and her when I drove her home.

And then DROVE her home.

...that sounds like Nick's Prom Night.

ThatNickGuy · Jan 10, 2016

Spent the night at her place again.

Stuff happened. :unibrow:

GasBandit · Jan 10, 2016

ThatNickGuy said:
Spent the night at her place again.

Stuff happened.

We figured, when you didn't show up for The Ship. You were rockin' some OTHER boat.

ThatNickGuy · Jan 10, 2016

GasBandit said:
We figured, when you didn't show up for The Ship. You were rockin' some OTHER boat.

Was I ever.

PatrThom · Jan 10, 2016

ThatNickGuy said:
Was I ever.

Hope nobody died.
...unless it was just a little death.

--Patrick

Ravenpoe · Jan 10, 2016

PatrThom said:
Hope nobody died.
...unless it was just a little death.

--Patrick

Girl, I'm gonna go down on you like the Titanic.

fade · Jan 10, 2016

Ravenpoe said:
Girl, I'm gonna go down on you like the Titanic.

By which I mean there will be lots of screaming, poor planning, insufficient protection, and in the end a lot of my swimmers will die.

Mathias · Jan 11, 2016

fade said:
By which I mean there will be lots of screaming, poor planning, insufficient protection, and in the end a lot of my swimmers will die.

Doesn't matter, had sex.

ThatNickGuy · Jan 16, 2016

Her basement flooded and she has to move. So I came over to help her pack.

Before that, we did some stuff.

Ravenpoe · Jan 16, 2016

ThatNickGuy said:
Her basemet flooded and she has to move. So I came over to help her pack.

Before that, we did some stuff.

So you flooded her basement again...

Cajungal · Jan 16, 2016

ThatNickGuy said:
Her basemet flooded and she has to move. So I came over to help her pack.

Before that, we did some stuff.

Ooh, did you roll around in bubble wrap???

sixpackshaker · Jan 16, 2016

Cajungal said:
Ooh, did you roll around in bubble wrap???

Safety First!

Tinwhistler · Jan 16, 2016

Last night, the wife and I cuddled up on the couch and watched The Longest Yard. The Sandler version, not the Reynolds version. It's one of the most unsexy movies I can think of.

Doesn't matter. Had sex.

PatrThom · Jan 16, 2016

Tinwhistler said:
The Longest Yard.

--Patrick

ThatNickGuy · Jan 16, 2016

Had round two earlier tonight. We learned a pretty great new sex move that I never considered before.

Who knew yoga's Bridge Pose would be so handy in the bedroom? :unibrow:

PatrThom · Jan 17, 2016

ThatNickGuy said:
Had round two earlier tonight. We learned a pretty great new sex move that I never considered before.

Who knew yoga's Bridge Pose would be so handy in the bedroom?

Who, indeed?

--Patrick

bhamv3 · Jan 17, 2016

*googles bridge pose*

Wow that looks like that would be exhausting to use in action. I salute you for your fitness levels, sir!

Celt Z · Jan 23, 2016

Now, THAT'S how you spend a snowy morning!

Good thing Mr. Z decided to get frisky before I shoveled the 12"+ of snow off the front and back porches. Now, I die.

Tinwhistler · Jan 23, 2016

We weren't that smart