If I were you I would not click this.

[GasBandit]

I'm recommending this with sincerity. And if you do click this, definitely don't scroll down. And don't keep scrolling down after that.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Wtf did I just read?

 

[strawman]

I came here to post just that.

For behold, I have clicked it.

I have scrolled.

And I, too, would like to warn away the curious.

...

I'm going to do it again.
Added at: 13:45
...

Yeah, it still has the same effect if you do it a second time, even if you know it's coming.

 

[Hylian]

You are to late I already clicked on it yesterday

 

[makare]

What the?

 

[strawman]

You are to late I already clicked on it yesterday

HIIIIIIPSTEEEEEEEEER!

 

[GasBandit]

Wtf did I just read?

Spoiler:

Spoiler

A young girl out walking at night, sees another person ahead of her. But when the person turns back to look at the girl, it is plainly the ravaged corpse of a young woman. "Where... is my... baby?" asks the corpse. The girl, obviously frightened, points and says, "your baby is over there!" and using the distraction turns and tries to get away. She doesn't. The explanation is that the thing searching for its baby... was a woman who jumped off the top of her apartment complex after she lost her child in a custody battle.

. At least that's what some guy in another thread somewhere said.

 

[Fun Size]

See, being able to read the words would have helped.

 

[GasBandit]

See, being able to read the words would have helped.

For most, even not knowing the specifics, the visuals are enough to convey the general situation.

 

[Emrys]

I need my nightlight and stuffed dragon now.

 

[makare]

It looked like some kind of red streaked contortionist.

 

[Chibibar]

I am afraid to click it now.

 

[GasBandit]

It looked like some kind of red streaked contortionist.

... yeah, you're definitely not going to survive the zombie apocalypse. Not even like, 5 minutes.

Meanwhile, in makare's neighborhood:

 

[makare]

I realize it is supposed to be a zombie but that is the LEAST frightening looking zombie I have ever seen. At least of ones that are supposed to be frightening.

 

[Chippy]

When I clicked this on reddit, the following scene was along the lines of: "Nope nope nope nope nope" and closing firefox

 

[makare]

it looks like someone didnt rinse their hair dye well enough and then went out in the rain

 

[Chad Sexington]

Spoiler

The clicking startled the fuck out of me, but I was braced for the second round. It's been a long time since one o' these things got me.

 

[GasBandit]

Spoiler

it looks like someone didnt rinse their hair dye well enough and then went out in the rain

And gargled with it and grew a few extra joints in major extremeties.

 

[makare]

you pussy

 

[GasBandit]

you pussy

Sometimes I wonder how you don't go through life running into stationary objects. You are the living proof that natural selection isn't a sure thing.

 

[Fun Size]

As someone who loves him some creepypasta, I felt the images were very effective. I just let myself get distracted wondering what they were talking about, so it took me out of it.
Added at: 19:56
I want to see it animated, especially that first part.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Right. After changing my shorts, I need someone to hold me.

 

[Frank]

Well, now I have to explain to people here at the detachment why I'm dicking around on the internet and why I scream like a young girl.

 

[Fun Size]

Okay, fun fact. If you click in the link in chrome with a bunch of adblock, no pop up add ons, it's a nice story.

If you open it in IE without that stuff, it's a whole other ball game.

 

[GasBandit]

Okay, fun fact. If you click in the link in chrome with a bunch of adblock, no pop up add ons, it's a nice story.

If you open it in IE without that stuff, it's a whole other ball game.

heh, yeah, noscript probably would ruin it.

 

[Fun Size]

It was worth it though. If not for Frankie, I wouldn't have tried it again, but I thought I knew what I was getting. Yeah...no.

 

[LittleSin]

Want to click...but can't. I am an easily frightened person. You remember that 'This is my hole' manga that was going around a few years ago?

I couldn't sleep for days after reading that.

'hurrrrrr.....hurrrrr....HURRRRRRR"

 

[Shegokigo]

I'm easily guessing that makare didn't see it with the animation on. That's all I'm saying.

As for me? I found my new avatar.

 

[HCGLNS]

That was meh. I thought you were Rickrolling me into watching Justin Timberlake try to act.

 

[Shegokigo]

Hell, it made it into my sig too. I liked it.

No idea for how long, but I'm content.

 

[HCGLNS]

Spoiler: Do not click this!

Moo!

 

[makare]

Yes I saw the animation *sigh*

 

[checkeredhat]

Saw this yesterday, scared the bajeebus out of me. I didn't even know I had a bajeebus, and now I don't.

 

[Emrys]

Saw this yesterday, scared the bajeebus out of me. I didn't even know I had a bajeebus, and now I don't.

Is that what I found cowering under my couch this morning?

 

[figmentPez]

Accidentally read the title of this thread as "If I were you I would not lick this." So, here: