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[Emrys]

So just checking, should we read it as "S. Hammerkins", "Sham Merkins", or as one whole "shammerkins" word?

Is it Corner Time?

 

[Bubble181]

Just gotta be a creeper, don't ya? And it's all one word. It's a play on her name.

I was actually going to ask whether she identified as a Hammer or a Shammer, then made a typo and ended up with this
Besides, what's creepy about selling cheap knock-off wigs?

 

[Shammerkins]

So just checking, should we read it as "S. Hammerkins", "Sham Merkins", or as one whole "shammerkins" word?

One whole "shammerkins" word. Although, there is a streamer who is convinced (and cannot be convinced otherwise) that it's "Sham Merkins." It is not.

 

[Dave]

Better than real merkins. Please don't Google that.

 

[Shammerkins]

Better than real merkins. Please don't Google that.

Well, I did. And actually that answers a few of the questions that I had previously. Don't worry, I didn't do an image search.

 

[Fun Size]

Better than real merkins. Please don't Google that.

I don't see how. I mean, if your in the market for a merkin, you'd better hope it's not a sham merkin. That's just like a beaver pelt.

Heh. "Beaver pelt".

 

[drifter]

Shoot, I thought it was meant to be Snikremmash spelled backwards.

 

[PatrThom]

Better than real merkins. Please don't Google that.

I thought it, but I didn't say it, DAVE.

--Patrick