It's the end of an era.

[Shegokigo]

Jolt was the precursor, now people who think Jolt is awesome get laughed at by people who drink Red Bull.

Damn right!

*takes another swig of her Sugarfree Red Bull*

 

[GasBandit]

In ten years I expect to see solid blocks of caffeine being sold as suppositories.

What will they call it? Butt Buzz? Sodomizer Soda? Colon Cola? Crappfeine?

 

[SeraRelm]

In ten years I expect to see solid blocks of caffeine being sold as suppositories.

What will they call it? Butt Buzz? Sodomizer Soda? Colon Cola? Crappfeine?[/QUOTE]

 

[GasBandit]

In ten years I expect to see solid blocks of caffeine being sold as suppositories.

What will they call it? Butt Buzz? Sodomizer Soda? Colon Cola? Crappfeine?[/quote]

[/QUOTE]

?

 

[Jake]

In ten years I expect to see solid blocks of caffeine being sold as suppositories.

A professor I consult for mixes pure caffeine from a 1 kg jug into his tea. I'm not sure I should mention the suppository idea to him...

 

[Qonas]

Would it be wrong of me, as a non-caffeine consumer looking in from the outside, to consider caffeine and caffeinated drinks the new cigarettes?

I say this as I run far, FAR away from the mobs now wanting to eviscerate me.

 

[Bowielee]

Caffine is the most widely used drug on the planet.

 

[Rob King]

Me and the rookie bought out the local convenience store tonight of all it's regular Jolt (not Jolt's God awful non-cola selection).

It was worth it.

It makes me so happy that you have a rookie.

 

[Vytamindi]

CAR RAMROD!

Litreofjoltcola?

 

[Qonas]

....you didn't say Car Ramrod.

 

[Chazwozel]

Would it be wrong of me, as a non-caffeine consumer looking in from the outside, to consider caffeine and caffeinated drinks the new cigarettes?

I say this as I run far, FAR away from the mobs now wanting to eviscerate me.

I think people have been drinking coffee on a regular basis since the 1800's...

 

[figmentPez]

it was like a blowjob in a can. Amazing.

Are you sure you're not thinking of a different product? (link to Gizmodo may be NSFW, no nudity, but it is about a sex toy in a can.)

 

[HoboNinja]

Blue is by far the best flavor ever, followed by the cherry. Ultra and Silver sucked, and I have never actually tried the plain old Cola because I have never seen it sold anywhere.

 

[chakz]

Would it be wrong of me, as a non-caffeine consumer looking in from the outside, to consider caffeine and caffeinated drinks the new cigarettes?

I say this as I run far, FAR away from the mobs now wanting to eviscerate me.

If caffeine did to me what cigarettes are supposed to do to you I wouldn't drink it.


Ok I probably still would, but I'd at least stop talking to my brother about his smoking habbit.

 

[PatrThom]

In ten years I expect to see solid blocks of caffeine being sold as suppositories.

What will they call it? Butt Buzz? Sodomizer Soda? Colon Cola? Crappfeine?[/QUOTE]
http://www.rectal-rocket.com/

--Patrick

 

[Roxxoredizorz]

I remember, one day coming home from the amusement park, and my brother and his friend bought a bag full of Jolt Cola candies, and ate the whole bag on the way home.

I was then a punching bag for them when we got home.

Good times, good times.

 

[Frank]

Blue is by far the best flavor ever, followed by the cherry. Ultra and Silver sucked, and I have never actually tried the plain old Cola because I have never seen it sold anywhere.

I preferred the plain old cola.