[Brazelton] Kim Jong Il has died.

[Terrik]

North Korea says its leader Kim Jong Il has died.


Damn you....Brazelton?

 

[phil]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16239693

Nothing really more to report yet other than that.

His son is expected to take over but I suppose you never know.

 

[phil]

Need an ironic brazelton tag.

 

[Shegokigo]

Good to hear, I was waiting for WW3 to start (if his son takes over like we all assume he will).

 

[Shegokigo]

 

[checkeredhat]

Pretty much what Shego said.

 

[Jay]

A broadcaster reported that Kim died due to "overwork" after "dedicating his life to the people."

ROFL

 

[Hailey Knight]

I wonder if this will turn into another Osama bin Laden is dead thread.

I see this having zero effect on anything, since Kim Jong Il was a puppet for a group, not the head of one.

 

[Mathias]

Ding Jong, the witch is dead.

 

[Mathias]

Ding Jong the witch is dead.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Man, that is one less angry Lesbian in the world.

NSFL Pic.

Spoiler

mod note: Never thought I'd have to spoiler a picture of Kim Jong Il for being NSFW...

 

[Shegokigo]

Man, that is one less angry Lesbian in the world.

 

[AshburnerX]

I see this having zero effect on anything, since Kim Jong Il was a puppet for a group, not the head of one.

Puppet you say...

 

[PatrThom]

BoingBoing reports that venture capital firms are firing up their private jets as we speak.

--Patrick

 

[Cheesy1]

The crazy dude is dead! Long live the crazy dude!

 

[phil]

BY LIKE A MINUTE! C'MON!

No but seriously, I can't believe they got Saddam.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I won't speak Il of the dead.

 

[PatrThom]

...merge?

--Patrick

 

[Chad Sexington]

It is a bit sad that the death of one of the greatest anti-Communist fighters, Vaclav Havel (see thread https://www.halforums.com/threads/godspeed-vaclav-havel.26918/) will be overshadowed by the death of this asshole.

 

[FnordBear]

With Kim Jong Il dead what wacky world leader do I look to now for my comedy gold?

 

[Cheesy1]

^Maybe Havel, as he was being carried to Heaven, said to the angel taking him:
"Hey, can I do ONE last thing to piss off the commies before I go?"

 

[@Li3n]

Wait, so only his father is immortal and ascended to the havens or what-not?

Coz i was totally expecting them to announce how he was raptured...

 

[FnordBear]

Wait, so only his father is immortal and ascended to the havens or what-not?

Coz i was totally expecting them to announce how he was raptured...

 

[PatrThom]

With Kim Jong Il dead what wacky world leader do I look to now for my comedy gold?

Berlusconi (ret.), at least until 2012.

--Patrick

 

[@Li3n]

Berlusconi (ret.), at least until 2012.

--Patrick

Berlusconi took Sailor Moon away from me... for that he must suffer...

 

[Spectral Kim Jong-il]

It is a bit sad that the death of one of the greatest anti-Communist fighters, Vaclav Havel (see thread https://www.halforums.com/threads/godspeed-vaclav-havel.26918/) will be overshadowed by the death of this asshole.

JOOST AZ PRANNED...

 

[Bowielee]

Well, at least he's not Ronery anymore.

 

[Bowielee]

 

[Frank]

Goodbye glorious leader!

I will forever revere you for your invention of the hamburger and your Tiger Woods-like skill at golf.

 

[North_Ranger]

I'd like to believe that the cheerful ghost of Vaclav Havel visited Kim the night of his death and delivered a scathing speech at the ronery, radies'-grasses-wearing midget that his brains exploded.

That or he fell of the ladder climbing down from the toilet seat.

 

[Overflight]

Let's honor the man by watching his cinematic masterpiece Pulgasari:

http://www.foywonder.com/current_columns/foy_0505.html

 

[strawman]

Let's honor the man by watching his cinematic masterpiece Pulgasari:

http://www.foywonder.com/current_columns/foy_0505.html

Start here:

 

[Krisken]

Well, at least he's not Ronery anymore.

Hah, I was thinking the same thing.

This was a weird one to show up to work to and read on the front of the paper.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Now that Kim Jong-un is in power... one has to wonder how terrible his oldest two kids are if this sad sack of crap is the new leader.

 

[GasBandit]

Crying to keep from dying of the day: