Let's play a game!

[Tinwhistler]

Shout through the doorway "Sorry about that Old Bean!" in a terribly fake british accent and stride boldly through.

 

[MindDetective]

That brain's got balls.

I kinda want to see that drawn in Paint and at the same time, I kinda don't...

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

He's got a lot of brains and he's got a lot of... chutzpah.

 

[Soliloquy]

Throw book after book until the explosions stop.

 

[North_Ranger]

Check bookshelf for Augustine La Guardia's How to Explore Dark Explosive Foul-Mouthed Caves.

 

[General Specific]

Take clothes off and then sexily strut into the room/corridor beyond.

 

[phil]

Mention that you could go for some coolaid, but you don't have any! OH NO!

Then wait for a safer exit to appear.

 

[General Specific]

.

 

[LittleSin]

You shout through the SECRET DOORWaY: "Sorry about that Old Bean!"

You stride in to the room and a light turns on. a voice says "I hope you're sorry!"

You re faced with a BRaIN ith GIGaNTIC BaLLS sitting on CHaIR. It says "at least the most important parts of me are intact."

What do you do?

 

[phil]

Looks like Dave has a replacement coon skin cap!

 

[North_Ranger]

Demand to know why a brain with gigantic balls is sitting in a chair in a secret room in your house.

 

[Soliloquy]

Question the arbitrary use of censorship, which an intellectual such as the Mr. Mind Detective there should be far beyond needing.

 

[filmfanatic]

Kick the brain's balls.

 

[LittleSin]

I'm gone to bed for the night! I'll start fresh in the morning. I'm loving doing this!

 

[Hylian]

put the coonskin hat on the brain

 

[General Specific]

strip naked to put the brain at ease since it won't be the only thing with it's balls out.

 

[Shannow]

Present your own balls to the brain, to compare and contrast.

 

[fade]

since they're both pink and wrinkly, how do you know where brain ends and balls begin?

 

[Fun Size]

Hair.

 

[MindDetective]

Kick the brain's balls.

Only if you want to hurt your foot!

 

[LittleSin]

You place your COON SKIN HaT on the BRAIN WITH GIGANTIC BALLS. It seems happy.

"h! It's much easier to think now that I'm warm. What would you like to know?"

How do you proceed?

 

[Hylian]

Ask him the question to the answer to the ultimate question of life, teh universe, and everything.

 

[MindDetective]

That's for the brain to know and you to never know! muahahahahaha!

 

[North_Ranger]

Ask the brain where his ball-less body is.

 

[LordRavage]

Tell the brain "You are pretty ballsy. Now, how do I get out of here? Oh and you can keep the hat."

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Look at magnifying glass
Take magnifying glass

 

[Soliloquy]

Seek out adventure in the dark corridors beyond!

(and make a pun about male pattern balling)

 

[Cajungal]

Ask him how to make a proper treehouse.

 

[Gusto]

Get ye flask.

 

[Cajungal]

*shakes head* Gusto, Gusto, Gusto. You can't get ye flask.

 

[Gusto]

Man I guess I'm gonna just have to sit here and figure out why.

 

[Cajungal]

LEST YOUR HUBRIS DESTROY YOU.

---------- Post added at 04:54 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:54 PM ----------

I MEAN YE.

 

[Gusto]

I FLEW TOO CLOSE TO YE FLASK

 

[LittleSin]

"You are pretty ballsy. Now, how do I get out of here? Oh and you can keep the hat."

"I will keep this hat, thank you." Replies the Brain. "as to getting out of here...that's tricky. You are the latest victim of one SHEGOKIGO. She has been kidnapping people from all over the globe to wander in her labyrinth. She is kind to the women she kidnps but the men re not so fortunate. So...you're shit out of luck. You can make it out of here though, the past visctims have left ll sorts of tools to help you out. Here, I'll even get you started."

You receive a GENERALLY SPECIFIC BaG. You receive a MAGNIFYING GLaSS.

What do you do?

 

[North_Ranger]

Open the bag. Look inside.