Let's play a game!

[Allen who is Quiet]

Place the bag onto the brain's balls to turn it into a ball sack

 

[Silver Jelly]

Go north

 

[LordRendar]

Look into the bag using the magnifying glass.

 

[General Specific]

Look into the magnifying glass using the bag

 

[Calleja]

Are there any hot chicks there? If there are, I wanna dooooo theeeeem

 

[General Specific]

Are there any hot chicks there? If there are, I wanna dooooo theeeeem

You're not there! You're at the bar!

 

[Calleja]

I ATTACK THE DARKNESS!

 

[LittleSin]

You look inside the Generally SPECIFIC BaG with your MaGNIFYING GLaSS.

You find a terrible joke. You are filled with RaGE.

What do you do?

EDIT: Dmn. Tha't tiny. One moment!

EDIT2: I give up. I can't get it bigger for some reason. So..that's the better Nate then Lever joke in there.

 

[LordRendar]

Oh snap. got 2 right already.you guys better pack it in!

Read the Joke aloud loud,hoping rage filled howls will tell you if there are other people around.

 

[General Specific]

Put the brain into the bag to be tormented by the bad joke, then look around the room.

 

[Tinwhistler]

use my rage to do a Kool-Aid man maneuver on the far wall.

Oh yeah! I'm the juggernaut bitch!

 

[Soliloquy]

BAN THE BAG! HE VIOLATED THE RULES!

 

[LittleSin]

BAN THE BAG! HE VIOLATED THE RULES!

OH SH-!

 

[Dieb]

I say where the brain as a hat for pissing you off with the joke.

 

[Hylian]

I say use the magnifying glass to try and catch the bag on fire.

 

[LittleSin]

You place the BRaIN WITH GIGaTIC BaLLS on you head. You re now wearing a BRaIN WITH GIGaTIC BaLLS and a COON SKIN HaT.

What do you do?

 

[Hylian]

go introduce the brain to Hal

 

[fade]

Either that's a big head, or your idea of "gigantic balls" is different than mine.

 

[Cajungal]

Maybe she meant in proportion to its "body." And anyway... it's a brain with testicles. It's a feat.

My suggestion: Dave saunters confidently through the darkness, singing "Side by Side" with his new be-testicled Brain friend.

 

[General Specific]

Look around to see what else is in the room or possible exits.

 

[LittleSin]

The next door appears!

You march through into the darkness with you brainy companion singing "Side by Side". Surely nothing can stop you now!

What is your next move!?

 

[Hylian]

Start wishing that I had brought a light of some sort.

 

[General Specific]

Cast Magic Missile at the darkness

 

[Gusto]

"Computer! Increase illumination!"

 

[Cajungal]

You bump into something big and hairy.

 

[Denbrought]

Fondle it.

 

[LittleSin]

You demand that HaL turn on the lights. "Computer! Increase Illumination!"

a voice from the darkness responds "I'm sorry Dave. I can't do that."

as a result you slip on something the darkness and land flat on your ass.

What do you do?

 

[Cajungal]

You've crushed the brain. He's badly injured.

 

[Denbrought]

Eat the brain, that way I'll gain its knowledge and probably find out what to do next.

 

[Fun Size]

You apologize to the brain, but extend appreciation that it's balls broke your fall and prevented head injury.

Then you grope around in the dark, looking for a light source.

 

[Hylian]

You get up and examine what it was exactly that made you slip

 

[LittleSin]

Not responding today...I feel like shit. I really don't want to arse around in Pint.

 

[North_Ranger]

Find the reason for your slippage. If it's a banana peel, prepare the sacrificial Fay Wray.

 

[General Specific]

find the supercomputer and challenge it to a game of Thermonuclear War.