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Element 117
fuck my pulp, eat it
pulp my fuck, suck it, harder
juices on my skin
pulp my fuck, suck it, harder
juices on my skin
May Contest - Haiku Me, Baby!
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pulp and platelets are
what i need no juice, plasma
desired, kthx
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dave needs viagra
to get half stock these days
ha ha ha ha ha
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did you realize that
my cat is freaking insane
incessant scratching
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'juski loves achewood
and other various 'toons
that are relevant
haiku are fun, dogg
seven syllables go here
so much fun to make
what i need no juice, plasma
desired, kthx
---------- Post added at 04:17 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:16 PM ----------
dave needs viagra
to get half stock these days
ha ha ha ha ha
---------- Post added at 04:18 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:17 PM ----------
did you realize that
my cat is freaking insane
incessant scratching
---------- Post added at 04:20 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:18 PM ----------
'juski loves achewood
and other various 'toons
that are relevant
haiku are fun, dogg
seven syllables go here
so much fun to make
M
Matt²
Haiku ukiah
the poem backwards to me
does not always work.
the poem backwards to me
does not always work.
North_Ranger
Staff member
Women writers, huh?
The basis for college course
Is what's in the crotch.
The basis for college course
Is what's in the crotch.
G
Gothomo
Say something profound.
"God is a getaway car"
I fucking did it.
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To the seventh tier,
I seek some motivation.
... The muses hate me
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Jesus came to me.
He told me to write this down.
He likes bad poems.
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This isn't clever.
It results of mild boredom.
Oh so poetic.
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This all really sucks.
What was I talking about?
I don't remember.
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One two three four five.
I'm too tired to be clever
God I hate exams.
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That was a lovely break from studying. Back to reading up on ancient Greek art. Really fascinating stuff. I would enjoy it more if my degree weren't on the line.
I love history when it's not a class. The History Channel is fabulous. My monotone art history professor is not.
"God is a getaway car"
I fucking did it.
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To the seventh tier,
I seek some motivation.
... The muses hate me
----------------
Jesus came to me.
He told me to write this down.
He likes bad poems.
----------------
This isn't clever.
It results of mild boredom.
Oh so poetic.
----------------
This all really sucks.
What was I talking about?
I don't remember.
----------------
One two three four five.
I'm too tired to be clever
God I hate exams.
----------------
That was a lovely break from studying. Back to reading up on ancient Greek art. Really fascinating stuff. I would enjoy it more if my degree weren't on the line.
I love history when it's not a class. The History Channel is fabulous. My monotone art history professor is not.
Dave
Staff member
G
Gothomo
I am the sex God
here to eat out your moral
bitches be trippin'
here to eat out your moral
bitches be trippin'
Cajungal
Staff member
You jump on my face?
As much as this excites me -
You need to wash that.
(Oh SNAP!!)[/QUOTE]
I'll get right on that
Soon as you dab the week-old
Sweat from your man-boobs
Three steps from the hearth.
Two eyes fixed on stockings hung.
One small heart, pounding.
Laundry day, again.
Down the stairs with sack in hand
Naked as a babe.
Credit cards galore!
What? My interest rates have changed?
Time to eBay stuff.
Former CEO
Stands before me saying thus:
"You want fries with that?"
People of WalMart
Rotten dot com and 4chan
Pass the eyebleach, please.
Dancing bologna
Slowing my computer down
Thanks a lot, Hylian*
Valspeak grates on me.
Like, "fer sure," and all that junk
Gag me with a spoon
Woman from Venus
Joined up with this man from Mars
Orbiting the son
Floored with great effort
Soft, sheer curtains brush deep pile.
High quality shag
Finger on the nub
Flicking hard and fast, then still.
Dude, your mouse wheel's broke.
--Patrick
*I always count a dipthong as a single syllable.
Two eyes fixed on stockings hung.
One small heart, pounding.
Laundry day, again.
Down the stairs with sack in hand
Naked as a babe.
Credit cards galore!
What? My interest rates have changed?
Time to eBay stuff.
Former CEO
Stands before me saying thus:
"You want fries with that?"
People of WalMart
Rotten dot com and 4chan
Pass the eyebleach, please.
Dancing bologna
Slowing my computer down
Thanks a lot, Hylian*
Valspeak grates on me.
Like, "fer sure," and all that junk
Gag me with a spoon
Woman from Venus
Joined up with this man from Mars
Orbiting the son
Floored with great effort
Soft, sheer curtains brush deep pile.
High quality shag
Finger on the nub
Flicking hard and fast, then still.
Dude, your mouse wheel's broke.
--Patrick
*I always count a dipthong as a single syllable.
Totally mis-parsed
The intent of that last one.
Got it. Nice one, Pat!
The intent of that last one.
Got it. Nice one, Pat!
E
Element 117
The greatest of gifts
One gives an arrogant man
Is disappointment
One gives an arrogant man
Is disappointment
Slight scent of ozone
And char-broiled brains fills the air:
Made him think too hard.
And char-broiled brains fills the air:
Made him think too hard.
Down and out am I
I do not write good haiku
too many syllables
I do not write good haiku
too many syllables
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