If I knew we were going to be complaining about our co-workers, i would have snapped a picture of mine yesterday. She insisted on "helping" me with the yard work, and by "helping", I mean stealing all the sticks and fallen tree bits I needed to take to the curb.
Now post one the other way around!
Nick: <appears in doorway> "Come back here, you!"
Diomedes: <panics> "Meowtf!" <bolts through open window>
N: "I'm gonna lick it!" <dives through window>
<sounds of scuffle>