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Someone from work: "Can you send us a current portrait?"
Me: "Does it need to be formal?"
Sfw: "No not really. You can make it interesting if you want."
Me: <grabs hoodie, curtain, props phone up on table...>

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Me: "Will this do?"
Sfw: "...perfect."

--Patrick
 
My wife has been doing crazy business with the etsy mask thing. She's freaking out a little. I came up and took a pic while she was raving/ranting. That etsy app just goes "chaching!" all freaking day

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My wife has been doing crazy business with the etsy mask thing. She's freaking out a little. I came up and took a pic while she was raving/ranting. That etsy app just goes "chaching!" all freaking day
My stepmother used to make sweet potato or lemon meringue pies for the holidays as a sideline. They would be making them 4-6hrs/day for weeks at a time. She knew what it was going to be like, too, because she never copped that she was the one doing them, it was always "a friend of hers" and "she just took the orders." That way when her coworkers asked, "Hey, your friend making those pies again this year?" she could say "No" if she wanted to and not have to deal with the fallout.

--Patrick
 
One fun thing about all this digging- life-sized Pokemon battles!

(Please excuse my horrendously unflattering outfit. I'm in the midst of messy yard work and I didn't want to change just for photos.)

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Li'l Z fights Garden Master for his Leaf Badge


Bonus
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"Hey, you can't use a Pikachu AND a Houndoom!"
 

GasBandit

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One fun thing about all this digging- life-sized Pokemon battles!

(Please excuse my horrendously unflattering outfit. I'm in the midst of messy yard work and I didn't want to change just for photos.)

Li'l Z fights Garden Master for his Leaf Badge


Bonus
"Hey, you can't use a Pikachu AND a Houndoom!"
Man. You are an awesome mom.
 
im gonna be honest, celt and mr z seem like the kind of parents most people wish for.

i died last night at his "IM GOIN TO WATCH PORN!" "THANKS YOUR SON IS STILL AWAKE!" "GREAT HE CAN JOIN ME!"
 
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