New Picture Thread

Amy · Jul 8, 2015

bhamv3 said:

LittleKagsin · Jul 8, 2015

I mean, things have already derailed so I'm probably the worst choice for a queen ever.

Amy, there are many things I feel I should say to you, but mostly I just want you to like me so..be my friend!

YOU'RE NOT UGLY.

Amy · Jul 8, 2015

LittleKagsin said:
I mean, things have already derailed so I'm probably the worst choice for a queen ever.

Amy, there are many things I feel I should say to you, but mostly I just want you to like me so..be my friend!

YOU'RE NOT UGLY.

There are no fish for you to compliment in this thread, Belle. You're Queen, and that makes you my enemy. On behalf of ugly women everywhere, I will deliver to you spoony justice!

Ravenpoe · Jul 8, 2015

LittleKagsin said:
I feel like @Celt Z and I need to take up post as your queens.

Don't worry, we'll be kind and gentle rulers.

Do we get a safeword?

drawn_inward · Jul 9, 2015

I've got the market cornered on ugly, so y'all need to chill.

fade · Jul 9, 2015

Ravenpoe said:
Do we get a safeword?

Yeah, it's AGGGAHAHHHHHAHAHHHgurgle....

Emrys · Jul 9, 2015

Amy said:
you can't join unless you're ugly. so, no, sorry.

Au contraire, ma cherie, my picture has been known to cause dizziness, nausea, heart palpitations, excessive sweating, nightmares, anxiety, spontaneous combustion, auto-decapitation, and can stun invertebrates at 50 feet.

Null · Jul 9, 2015

bhamv3 said:
Y'know, I remember Amy posting her pic a long, long time ago, all the way back on the Image boards. And assuming that pic was real and my memory's not addled, Amy is the antithesis of ugly.

Yeah, that's what I remember, too. Even when she did the creepy "bloody eyes" thing to it.

And she made the best sketch of me I've ever seen.

I think I may have to post here, after I get sheared on Friday. I haven't bothered with a haircut since the winter so I have an enormous poofy hair-helmet thing going on.

Celt Z · Jul 9, 2015

Ravenpoe said:
Do we get a safeword?

Banana.

Squidleybits · Jul 9, 2015

PatrThom said:
It's @GasBandit's picture, not mine.
I just like trying to clean up photos for funsies.

--Patrick

PM me your email? I have a few that I'd love some help with!

fade · Jul 9, 2015

I zoomed and enhanced, and I found something interesting.

[DOUBLEPOST=1436488161,1436487641][/DOUBLEPOST]Turns out there was a speck of dust on the lens, which when accounted for revealed the following:

Amy · Jul 9, 2015

needs a loc(h)k! Ha!

jwhouk · Jul 10, 2015

You know, unless I missed something in the interim, @Amy is still the president of the United Halforums of AmeriCanada.

drawn_inward · Jul 10, 2015

jwhouk said:
You know, unless I missed something in the interim, @Amy is still the president of the United Halforums of AmeriCanada.

She resigned during the steak-doneness riots of naught-4.

jwhouk · Jul 10, 2015

I thought maybe it was when Michael Jackson died...

Null · Jul 10, 2015

I have been sheared. Also shaved most of the facial hair off so it didn't look quite so out of place.

"Where did it all go?"

GasBandit · Jul 10, 2015

Null said:
I have been sheared. Also shaved most of the facial hair off so it didn't look quite so out of place. View attachment 18718 View attachment 18719 View attachment 18722

"Where did it all go?"

Dude.

You are.

A DEAD RINGER

for my step brother.

PatrThom · Jul 10, 2015

And he looks so happy about it, too.

--Patrick

drifter · Jul 10, 2015

PatrThom · Jul 10, 2015

It's an ancient Chinese secret.

--Patrick

Cheesy1 · Jul 10, 2015

"'Ancient Chinese Secret,' huh?"

drawn_inward · Jul 10, 2015

GasBandit said:
Dude.

You are.

A DEAD RINGER

for my step brother.

He kind of reminds me of @HoboNinja. What happened to that guy?

Null · Jul 10, 2015

I should take another picture now that it's dry.

Edit: Yeah, it looks considerably better once it's dried.

Dei · Jul 11, 2015

Happy 7-11 bitches

CynicismKills · Jul 12, 2015

drifter said:

So I've been watching MST3K from s1 on, and I have to say holy crap they use the Calgon slogan constantly in the Joel era.

Thread Necromancer · Jul 12, 2015

Ravenpoe · Jul 12, 2015

Thread Necromancer said:

Why are you showing us a picture of nothing but desert?

Thread Necromancer · Jul 12, 2015

*dons wise old man routine*

The sands of the desert represent the barren wastes of consciousness and ....

nah, i got nothing right now. Inside joke is ... well

fade · Jul 16, 2015

My neighbor gave my daughter a selfie stick.

Bowielee · Jul 16, 2015

While the pictures are adorable, you're a bad parent for teaching your child that it's OK to own and use a "selfie stick".

drawn_inward · Jul 17, 2015

You're a bad parent for stealing said stick from your child and using it on yourself.

Egregious, I say!

Emrys · Jul 17, 2015

I agree with drawn_inward. The selfie-stick may have been given to the daughter but we all see who has taken it over.

fade · Jul 17, 2015

I can't help it, I'm fabulous.

Emrys · Jul 17, 2015

fade said:
I can't help it, I'm a camera hog.

FTFY

Hylian · Jul 17, 2015

I tried a different way to style my hair and I thought it turned out nice but was kinda curious what others thought to make sure I am not alone on this thinking. I know it's not the best pic but sadly I am having to use an old crappy phone cause my other one broke.