Next Rapture is....

[Jay]

.... this Friday.

It was nice knowing y'all.

Yeah so.....I have survived the last six ones... any bets we'll survive the next one? Who the hell comes up with this anyways?

 

[phil]

Dude I'm totally not ready to become a road warrior by Saturday. I don't even have mismatched armor consisting of tires and football gear yet!

Whoever prophasised this really dropped the ball in marketing. It's called twitter, nut-jobs. Look it up.

 

[Shegokigo]

Blizzcon is the Rapture!

 

[BananaHands]

I hope it's zombies or something exciting. Four horsemen riding across the world is going to take FOREVER.

 

[Tress]

It's the same old nutball as last time. Not the least bit worried.

 

[Jay]

They could at least wait till end of November for this Rapture thing... it's inconvenient and all... since I really want to play Skyrim on Nov 11.

 

[@Li3n]

Man, i was hoping this to be about Bioshock...

 

[DarkAudit]

C'mon, man! At least let it wait for me to get my iPhone delivered! I already paid for it.

 

[Dave]

If the rapture happens before Skyrim, I will convert, ask to be forgiven all my sins, go to heaven and punch Jesus in the throat!!

 

[Chibibar]

well crap. On my birthday too.. what a present.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

So when's the next Rapture?

It's FRIDAY! Friday! Gotta get judged on Friday! Friday!

 

[Silver Jelly]

If the rapture happens before Skyrim, I will convert, ask to be forgiven all my sins, go to heaven and punch Jesus in the throat!!

THROUGH HIS HANDS

 

[BananaHands]

"What the fuck do you mean Heaven only has a GameCube!? I want to play fuckin' Skyrim'!"

 

[Dave]

Now that would make everyone sit up and take notice! The rapture doesn't just take people - it also takes cats, dogs, gaming consoles and bacon.

 

[Shegokigo]

Heaven/Hell/Afterlife/Religion

el oh el

 

[phil]

"What the fuck do you mean Heaven only has a GameCube!? I want to play fuckin' Skyrim'!"

Somebody get me the ghost of Rod Sterling. I have an idea for a twilight zone.

 

[fade]

It isn't fair! *quack quack quack* There was time now! *quack quack quack*

 

[Jay]

So when's the next Rapture?

It's FRIDAY! Friday! Gotta get judged on Friday! Friday!

ffs, lmao... die in a fire!

 

[GasBandit]

Even if you buy into all this religious stuff.. the very book in question here explicitly says "you won't be able to tell when the rapture comes." So maybe god is changing the date just to spite the prognosticators... wait.. does that mean... that these perceived charlatans would be.... saving the world by trolling god?

 

[Gusto]

Even if you buy into all this religious stuff.. the very book in question here explicitly says "you won't be able to tell when the rapture comes." So maybe god is changing the date just to spite the prognosticators... wait.. does that mean... that these perceived charlatans would be.... saving the world by trolling god?

u mad, lord?

 

[ThatNickGuy]

My Catholic background says I'm going to Hell for this, but I can't help it:

 

[fade]

Your Catholic background said you were going to Hell for masturbating. So let's face it. You're fucked.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I also had pre-marital sex several times. And have no problem with homosexuals. So yeah, I'm gonna burn.

 

[Cheesy1]

I also had pre-marital sex several times. And have no problem with homosexuals. So yeah, I'm gonna burn.

Yeah, but you gave the universe the story of your prom night, so I think God will give you a pass based just on that!

 

[Silver Jelly]

Wait, Catholics don't believe in rapture!

 

[@Li3n]

If the rapture happens before Skyrim, I will convert, ask to be forgiven all my sins, go to heaven and punch Jesus in the throat!!

Ok, i'm not supposed to say anything, but... the release of Skyrim is the Rapture...

I also had pre-marital sex several times. And have no problem with homosexuals. So yeah, I'm gonna burn.

Well you can always go confess and then buy an indulgence...

 

[Chibibar]

Even if you buy into all this religious stuff.. the very book in question here explicitly says "you won't be able to tell when the rapture comes." So maybe god is changing the date just to spite the prognosticators... wait.. does that mean... that these perceived charlatans would be.... saving the world by trolling god?

LOL. That would be interesting.

What if God goes "Do you love this gay person?" "no" "well, too bad, you are being left behind!"
muhahahahahhahaa

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Wait, Catholics don't believe in rapture!

We don't? Hot digity damn, never mind, then!

 

[sixpackshaker]

My Catholic background says I'm going to Hell for this, but I can't help it:

**snip

It's OK, Catholics don't believe in the rapture either. They just believe in the final judgement.

SilverJelly's a ninja.

 

[Silver Jelly]

A catholic ninja spy!

 

[fade]

so you're that albino priest in the DaVinci Code?

 

[Silver Jelly]

Yes! I also was a decoy albino gorilla at the Zoo de Barcelona for the brief period of time during wich the real one was killing nazis in Brazil.

 

[@Li3n]

We don't? Hot digity damn, never mind, then!

And me here thinking it was just the protestants that had little idea what their religion actually says...

 

[SpecialKO]

If the rapture happens before Skyrim, I will convert, ask to be forgiven all my sins, go to heaven and punch Jesus in the throat!!

It's okay, Jesus is a gamer, you're safe.

 

[Thread Necromancer]

Rapture already occurred. There were so few who were taken that they weren't even missed. The rest of us are still sitting here speculating and waiting for hell. In short, you missed it folks, get on the bus, we're all going to hell.