[Gaming] Overwatch (#boycottblizz)

ScytheRexx

ScytheRexx

Dei said:
We did eventually get our shit together tonight though.
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Well, you did have me on the team by that point to focus on tanking it up. "brow waggle" :cool:

That was a hell of a finish.
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It cuts off before I make the comment, but I was joking around that we totally broke their spirit in the previous game. The game before that video was us as defense on Anubis versus the same guys, and the enemy team took the first point pretty quickly. On the second point they did a huge push and it looked like we were going to lose, as most of us were dead and all six of them were on the point.

Thankfully, we had a wonderful Symmetra teleporter hiding in the little room behind the point. I remember with only a tiny bit of cap gauge left, going through that portal, Earthshattering the whole team, and charging the Reinhardt, killing him and the Mercy that was also in my path. We slaughtered them and regrouped. They never pulled off a push that organized again, and then the next game you see in the video above in which we switch sides and basically wash over them. I actually felt kind of bad.
 
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GasBandit

GasBandit

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Here's Soldier 76's-eye-view, or I guess visor, or whatever, of that stomping we handed out in Anubis last night.

 
GasBandit

GasBandit

Staff member
76 being the "Team Dad," the meta has started, perhaps predictably, to start featuring Mercy as "Team Mom."









Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys.






"when ur teammates abandon u so u have to defend the point urself"

"when u actually kill ppl with ur tic-tac gun"


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Terrik said:
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So fucking true.
 
Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

Watching my wife play as Mei is hilarious. There are some really unforunate times for the other team that she's put up ice walls, like Junkrat's rip tire going steering off just as it was about to explode, or Reinhardt being trapped in a hallway.
 
ScytheRexx

ScytheRexx







Also, I have no idea why this made me laugh so fucking much. I was literally rolling on the floor.






Actually, I think all the ones that remind me our favorite edgelord is Hispanic make me roll, am I a bad person?

 
PatrThom

PatrThom

The idea that Reaper's mom throws infinite flip-flops.
WHAPWHAPWHAPWHAP while yelling at him "¡Tonto! ¡Tonto! ¡Tonto!"
Ahahahaahahahaaaahaaaa!

--Patrick
 
PatrThom

PatrThom

So here's a question: Does healing stack? If you stand in a biotic field while you have a Mercy on you, do you heal twice as fast?

--Patrick
 
ScytheRexx

ScytheRexx

PatrThom said:
So here's a question: Does healing stack? If you stand in a biotic field while you have a Mercy on you, do you heal twice as fast?
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It stacks, but only from different sources. You can't have say six unkillable Lucios, but if you have say a Zenyatta with an orb on a Roadhog, and then a Mercy comes up to heal the Roadhog, the healing will stack up for large health gains.
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

Staff member
Halforums Overwatch Drinking Game

Take a drink whenever:
Any halforumite gets Play of the Game (two drinks if it isn't Terrik as Pharah, Gas as Soldier 76/Torbjorn, or Dei as Mercy)
Dei berates Terrik for abandoning her
Someone asks Terrik why he is/was on the ground as Pharah
Gas uses a phrase that includes the words "fucking shitass cock."
Gas complains he was killed while trying to use his ultimate
Gas's mic cuts out in the middle of a sentence
Snuffles actually talks in Ventrilo (drink once per match maximum)
A young human can be heard screaming in the background when CrimsonSoul opens his mic in ventrilo
Someone complains about Scytherexx's mic
Someone other than Snuffles, CrimsonSoul or Scytherexx joins the usual 3 idiots (one drink per someone, one time at start of match)
Gas plays someone other than Soldier 76 on offense (two drinks if that someone else isn't Winston)
Dei wants to play Symmetra but refuses to because a rando "beat her to it"
GasBandit suggests a nerf to a class (two drinks if it is not a class that just killed him, and three drinks if it furthermore isn't Mei)
Dei tells Terrik she hates him
Terrik exclaims obliviously as if he doesn't understand why he is being yelled at
Terrik is blamed for a defeat
Dei gripes at Terrik over his choice of skin/spray
Gas struggles to remember the name "Symmetra," ie, "India girl" (two if he calls her Zenyatta)
Dei points out the irony of Gas calling anyone else "salty."
The phrases "group up" or "stop tricking in" are spoken in ventrilo
Someone criticizes Gas' turret placement choices
A rando on the same team as the halforumites complains about the team ("shit team" etc)
Gas complains about a Reinhardt kicking his ass repeatedly
Gas is killed, rezzed, and immediately killed again
The phrase "Gray gray blue gray" is said in ventrilo
The phrase "What did I just tell you?" or something similar is said in ventrilo (two drinks if it doesn't pertain to staying away from an environmental hazard)
Gas refers to D.Va as "spankbait."
Terrik is accused of not voting for Dei
Gas doesn't vote for a friendly Mercy (two drinks if that friendly Mercy he didn't vote for is Dei)
Dei reminds Gas he's up past his bedtime

Take two drinks whenever:
Gas plays someone other than Torbjorn on defense (THREE drinks if that someone else isn't Bastion)
Terrik plays someone other than Pharah on offense (THREE drinks if it also isn't Roadhog or Mercy)
Dei plays someone other than Mercy or Symmetra
Scytherexx plays a non-tank class
Dei gets play of the game on Symmetra
Gas gets play of the game on Winston
Terrik communicates successfully with someone in-game in Chinese
Somebody on the other team makes a comment about a halforumite (accuses Terrik of Aimbotting, compliments Dei's healing, etc)
Gas actually compliments someone on the other team (THREE drinks if it isn't begrudgingly/a backhanded compliment)
Somebody votes for Gas
A halforumite gets 5 votes (THREE drinks if it is Gas)

Drink your whole beverage whenever:
A match lasts less than 5 minutes and ends in victory for the Halforumites
A match has an overtime struggle where a control point changes hands more than twice while both sides are at 99%
Someone gets an orange lootbox item.
Someone, anyone, HF or Rando, gets 10 votes
 
Terrik

Terrik

GasBandit said:
Halforums Overwatch Drinking Game

Take a drink whenever:
Any halforumite gets Play of the Game (two drinks if it isn't Terrik as Pharah, Gas as Soldier 76/Torbjorn, or Dei as Mercy)
Dei berates Terrik for abandoning her
Someone asks Terrik why he is/was on the ground as Pharah
Gas uses a phrase that includes the words "fucking shitass cock."
Gas complains he was killed while trying to use his ultimate
Gas's mic cuts out in the middle of a sentence
Snuffles actually talks in Ventrilo (drink once per match maximum)
A young human can be heard screaming in the background when CrimsonSoul opens his mic in ventrilo
Someone complains about Scytherexx's mic
Someone other than Snuffles, CrimsonSoul or Scytherexx joins the usual 3 idiots (one drink per someone, one time at start of match)
Gas plays someone other than Soldier 76 on offense (two drinks if that someone else isn't Winston)
Dei wants to play Symmetra but refuses to because a rando "beat her to it"
GasBandit suggests a nerf to a class (two drinks if it is not a class that just killed him, and three drinks if it furthermore isn't Mei)
Dei tells Terrik she hates him
Terrik exclaims obliviously as if he doesn't understand why he is being yelled at
Terrik is blamed for a defeat
Dei gripes at Terrik over his choice of skin/spray
Gas struggles to remember the name "Symmetra," ie, "India girl" (two if he calls her Zenyatta)
Dei points out the irony of Gas calling anyone else "salty."
The phrases "group up" or "stop tricking in" are spoken in ventrilo
Someone criticizes Gas' turret placement choices
A rando on the same team as the halforumites complains about the team ("shit team" etc)
Gas complains about a Reinhardt kicking his ass repeatedly
Gas is killed, rezzed, and immediately killed again
The phrase "Gray gray blue gray" is said in ventrilo
The phrase "What did I just tell you?" or something similar is said in ventrilo (two drinks if it doesn't pertain to staying away from an environmental hazard)
Gas refers to D.Va as "spankbait."
Terrik is accused of not voting for Dei
Gas doesn't vote for a friendly Mercy (two drinks if that friendly Mercy he didn't vote for is Dei)
Dei reminds Gas he's up past his bedtime

Take two drinks whenever:
Gas plays someone other than Torbjorn on defense (THREE drinks if that someone else isn't Bastion)
Terrik plays someone other than Pharah on offense (THREE drinks if it also isn't Roadhog or Mercy)
Dei plays someone other than Mercy or Symmetra
Scytherexx plays a non-tank class
Dei gets play of the game on Symmetra
Gas gets play of the game on Winston
Terrik communicates successfully with someone in-game in Chinese
Somebody on the other team makes a comment about a halforumite (accuses Terrik of Aimbotting, compliments Dei's healing, etc)
Gas actually compliments someone on the other team (THREE drinks if it isn't begrudgingly/a backhanded compliment)
Somebody votes for Gas
A halforumite gets 5 votes (THREE drinks if it is Gas)

Drink your whole beverage whenever:
A match lasts less than 5 minutes and ends in victory for the Halforumites
A match has an overtime struggle where a control point changes hands more than twice while both sides are at 99%
Someone gets an orange lootbox item.
Someone, anyone, HF or Rando, gets 10 votes
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So, watch a Halforums Overwatch video and die of alcoholic poisoning.
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

Staff member
Terrik said:
So, watch a Halforums Overwatch video and die of alcoholic poisoning.
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It's a drinking game, not a not-drinking game.

But no, it's meant to be played while playing, not while watching the videos :p The videos condense these things down to make them look like they happen a lot more than they do.
 
Terrik

Terrik

GasBandit said:
It's a drinking game, not a not-drinking game.

But no, it's meant to be played while playing, not while watching the videos :p The videos condense these things down to make them look like they happen a lot more than they do.
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Oh ok. I guess ill print it out and cross each out as they come.
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

Staff member
I dared suggest a balancing change for Mei (remove kebab icicle)on a youtube video and the Mei is Bae-tards are blowing up my reply notifications :p
 
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