Random Video Game Crap

Not that I really want to start up this topic again, but this would seem like a legitimate issue of "ethics in gaming journalism" that needs to be addressed and stopped.
I think my problem is they literally have no proof of money switching hands other than to buy adspace. Which EVERY enthusiast publication does.

"They take money for reviews!"

Do you have proof?

"They gave this game a high score that I don't agree with!"
 
I think my problem is they literally have no proof of money switching hands other than to buy adspace. Which EVERY enthusiast publication does.

"They take money for reviews!"

Do you have proof?

"They gave this game a high score that I don't agree with!"
I used to work in the industry. The buying of adspace in implicitly a bribe/shakedown because you don't get it if you don't score games high enough... and if you score something low enough, you lose your access completely. As said adspace is the entire way your site can finance itself, the threat of losing that income over a review and having to shut down is terrifying. Your boss (who is also an enthusiast) will always choose to throw you under the bus than to risk losing his chance to get into the industry.

Honestly, it's not even bribe. It's more like a gang initiation.
 
Yes, there is very often an implicit quid pro quo arrangement between gaming press and publishers - remember the Kane & Lynch Dog Days issue? Or Atari with Driv3r getting 9/10 reviews for a game that was buggy, unfinished, formulaic and dull back in 2004?

It's a legitimate complaint.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Yes, there is very often an implicit quid pro quo arrangement between gaming press and publishers - remember the Kane & Lynch Dog Days issue? Or Atari with Driv3r getting 9/10 reviews for a game that was buggy, unfinished, formulaic and dull back in 2004?

It's a legitimate complaint.
The guy in the video is the very guy who got fired for giving the bad Kane and Lynch review.
 
Very first thing he says in the video is "Hello everyone, I'm Jeff Gerstmann."

Looks like he grew a beard to cover the chins.
I listen to Giant Bomb every week, it isn't Jeff Gerstmann. They sound nothing alike. Gerstmann was also way more professional about the whole thing.
 
I can never play a Layton game. I've come to realize that if a puzzle game has a good story and I get stuck, I'm just going to eventually give up and look up the solution so I can see more of the story.
 
Reddit giving me another reason not to get Evolve--it's been a long time since I had to put up with "learn to play, noob" bullshit and this is the kind of game that's going to attract that type of personality in droves.
 
Thank Kirby the comments are turned off. I can just see some of them now.

"What? Why would you do this? It's a video game! You're supposed to play it! It's not supposed to play itself!"
"Mario eats coins for hunger? No wonder he's fat."
"AI is the devil! It'll cause the downfall of humanity!"
(This one causes a long cascade of comments about the devil and Bible quotes.)
 

figmentPez

Staff member
I was telling @LittleKagsin why she should watch Hudson Hawk, and I realized that there should be a rhythm stealth heist game. Not just DDR or Elite Beat Agents with stylish criminals for characters, but picking out songs and planning the movements of the heist to the beat. Allow for multiple solutions to levels depending on which song is used, and how you use the song to pull of the crime.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Ok, maybe the SJWs ARE on to something about video games. I've heard of impossibly unrealistic depictions of women for girls to have to try to live up to, but this takes the cake.



Real women have torsos, y'all.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
After I'd played some of DC Universe Online (and was generally disappointed by it), I was inspired to write a blog post about the one MMO that did catch me: City of Heroes. Especially my time playing Doug the Troll. Have a look.

https://nickpiers.wordpress.com/2015/01/21/a-doug-the-troll-memorium/
I found City of Heroes (Villains, really - I didn't start playing until I was allowed to be a bad guy) fun until around level 40 or so... then I noticed that the more I leveled up the weaker I felt vs common grunts of my own level - and even moreso vs Lieutenants and Bosses. But Oh MY GOD the character design was CRACK. I made dozens upon dozens of characters I never ended up playing but damned if I didn't spend hours on each one's costume!
 
I found City of Heroes (Villains, really - I didn't start playing until I was allowed to be a bad guy) fun until around level 40 or so... then I noticed that the more I leveled up the weaker I felt vs common grunts of my own level - and even moreso vs Lieutenants and Bosses. But Oh MY GOD the character design was CRACK. I made dozens upon dozens of characters I never ended up playing but damned if I didn't spend hours on each one's costume!
It seriously was the best character customization in any game I've ever played. The only thing that comes close are some modern WWE games or maybe Saints Row. But I don't think there's any MMO has ever matched it.

But yeah, I agree the higher level stuff wasn't really as fun. I found there wasn't really much to DO at higher level except roll up a new character.
 
I found City of Heroes (Villains, really - I didn't start playing until I was allowed to be a bad guy) fun until around level 40 or so... then I noticed that the more I leveled up the weaker I felt vs common grunts of my own level - and even moreso vs Lieutenants and Bosses. But Oh MY GOD the character design was CRACK. I made dozens upon dozens of characters I never ended up playing but damned if I didn't spend hours on each one's costume!
Once you started getting recipe sets, you really ended up becoming WAY more powerful than most of the enemies. For instance, my Robotics/Force Field Mastermind could essentially farm missions set to their hardest, with mob spawns for a full group, by himself thanks to all of my sets. It took BILLIONS of Infamy to do this, but it was possible and getting more sets basically just made farming infamy faster anyways.

Kind of sad I never got a chance to run a Reichsman Task Force though.
 
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