[Thread Game] Six Word Stories

[Officer_Charon]

Freedom comes at a dear price.
Fathers should never abandon their kids.
When easy, get taken advantage of.
Paperwork; that one true inevitable constant.
Headlong we drove. One illuminated, one...
"You'll never take me alive!" Aneurysm.

 

[filmfanatic]

Don't worry, he has good days.

 

[GasBandit]

Doctor, I can't find my head.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

It's coming closer! Oh God NO!

 

[HCGLNS]

And now ladies and gentlemen, Carrottop!

 

[filmfanatic]

Just one bad day is all.

 

[CrimsonSoul]

Just had sex, felt so good
Not going back to no sex

 

[HCGLNS]

Five. Four. Three. Two. One. Oops.

 

[Officer_Charon]

For once, I didn't catch crabs!

 

[PatrThom]

For once, I didn't catch crabs!

In Soviet Russia, crabs catch you!

--Patrick

 

[Officer_Charon]

In Soviet Russia, crabs catch you!

--Patrick

Kremlin crabs can cause colon cancer.

 

[jwhouk]

V one. V two. Damn it.

(Points if anyone knows the reference.)

 

[GasBandit]

And now ladies and gentlemen, Carrottop!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Too far, man, too far!

 

[Emrys]

For once, I didn't catch crabs!

This one made me spit milk at my monitor.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Start. Grow. Learn. Love. Create. Fin.

 

[Enresshou]

No head. How do you sing?

But within there was nothing.

 

[HCGLNS]

@Squidleybits watching porn for the plot.

 

[jwhouk]

And then, the doom weasels dined.

 

[Squidleybits]

@Squidleybits watching porn for the plot.

Well, the dude was too gross.

 

[Terrik]

Dexter, what does that button do?

 

[PatrThom]

Dexter, what does that button do?

I must prepare for Dee-Dee's return.

--Patrick

 

[Officer_Charon]

I must prepare for Dee-Dee's return.

--Patrick

Wrong Dexter. A circular saw starts.

 

[Null]

Blood spatter enlivens the stark walls.

 

[Just Me]

Never gonna give you up! *gotcha*

 

[Emrys]

Rick-roller chopped. Film at eleven.

 

[Ravenpoe]

This one made me spit milk at my monitor.

And she wasn't even drinking milk!

 

[PatrThom]

Wrong Dexter. A circular saw starts.

They were the same all along!

--Patrick

 

[Null]

And she wasn't even drinking milk!

Depending on your definition of "milk"

 

[filmfanatic]

And now, gentlemen, we become Gods!

 

[General Specific]

I can still hear her voice.

 

[Null]

I can't remember what she said.

 

[PatrThom]

Should have bought the extended warranty!

--Patrick

 

[filmfanatic]

With great power comes great responsibility.

 

[Hailey Knight]

You laced the condom with what?

 

[PatrThom]

Words, carefully chosen, can still fail.

--Patrick