Star Wars Ep. VII has a name...

Trying so hard not to be too hyped. Must remember: the prequel trailers looked good too.
Must not be hyped.
Must not be hyped.
Must..... not...
...hype...
I'M SO HYPED.
 
The new trailer won me over. The crashed X-Wing and Star Destroyer. Darth Revan-esque figure. Han Solo looking like Star Lord's dad.

In short:

 
This is probably the most excited I've been for Star Wars since they released the trailer for Phantom Menace. Even the announcement of this and the first trailer I just felt "meh". This one... gives me a new hope.




:D
 
I am feeling a burgeoning desire for this film.

Also, who's the relative Luke's talking to? I'm guessing nephew or niece personally.
 
I haven't been able to watch this all day, because I've been at work, and I didn't want to watch it on my phone screen.

And now I'm glad I waited, because I wouldn't have been able to work with this MASSIVE ERECTION.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Is that Tattoine? Because if so, why haven't Jawas stripped those ships down.
Large sections of it do seem to be missing... Don't forget that ISD is 1600 meters long. Maybe they're worried it will collapse on them.

Or maybe it's radioactive.
 
Even if this were Tatooine: We're making a big assumption that Destroyer has been there for any length of time. It could have just crashed there for all we know.

My thinking is this shot is chronologically just before the opening shot of the first teaser:

[DOUBLEPOST=1429243841,1429243720][/DOUBLEPOST]How?



How does this work? Magnets? I don't understand.
 
What about 'wheels' in the head that roll in the opposite direction of the main ball to maintain equilibrium?
 
He says "My Father" with the Vader Helmet, and "I have it" is his robotic hand on R2's head.
Wait, is that Luke narrating then?

And me here thinking they retconed Luke getting it on with a red head... coz none of the kids are gingers.
 
Wait, is that Luke narrating then?

And me here thinking they retconed Luke getting it on with a red head... coz none of the kids are gingers.
Even assuming its his kid he's talking to, and assuming the mother is a redhead (which doesn't make a bit of a difference to the story if they decided to change it), red hair is a very recessive gene. One parent having the gene isn't enough. And we have seen what Luke's parents look like, what his sister looks like, and even what his grandma looked like. No evidence of the red hair gene on that side of the family.
 

fade

Staff member
Or that. Also Tatooine has one less T and one more O, guys.
I was waiting for someone to give me crap about misspelling Tatooine. I saw it, and the lack of a question mark, but I was too lazy to go edit.[DOUBLEPOST=1429276343,1429275812][/DOUBLEPOST]That opening music still raises goosebumps.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
I saw this on Imgur and immediately thought "OOH! I should send that to my dad, he'll love it!"



And then I remembered I don't have any kids. Yes, that actually happened.
 
Wait, is that Luke narrating then?

And me here thinking they retconed Luke getting it on with a red head... coz none of the kids are gingers.
It's pretty obviously Luke narrating. He says my father had it, and it shows Vader's helmet. I have it, and we see a robed figure with a robotic hand with R2-D2, so obviously meant to be Luke. "My sister has it" accompanies a shot of a female hand handing what looks like Luke's old lightsaber to a kid, suggesting that hand is Leia, "and now you have it." So my guess is Luke is talking to his niece/nephew, since Leia was giving the kid a lightsaber.
 
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