North_Ranger Staff member Dec 30, 2010 #212 Once wrestled a completely shaven grizzly bear with one hand behind his back, butt-naked and smeared with honey. It was just another Tuesday for him.
Once wrestled a completely shaven grizzly bear with one hand behind his back, butt-naked and smeared with honey. It was just another Tuesday for him.
J Jiarn Dec 30, 2010 #215 ^ Knows about the guy he hired to follow him around, documenting his life.... and is ok with that.
North_Ranger Staff member Dec 30, 2010 #218 Doesn't know the guy the sleuth is following is actually a doppelganger. And that the sleuth's bed has been rigged... with three pissed-off wolverines.
Doesn't know the guy the sleuth is following is actually a doppelganger. And that the sleuth's bed has been rigged... with three pissed-off wolverines.
North_Ranger Staff member Dec 30, 2010 #223 Should understand that there are things inside my head that would make Cthulhu shit his tentacles and cry "MOMMYYYYY!!!"
Should understand that there are things inside my head that would make Cthulhu shit his tentacles and cry "MOMMYYYYY!!!"
J Jiarn Dec 30, 2010 #224 ^ Already knows about his fascination with tentacles and unmetionable parts.
Sparhawk Dec 30, 2010 #234 ↑ hates that everyone keeps bringing up the "Good News!" quote in conversations
Cheesy1 Dec 30, 2010 #238 ^ flips off Harry Potter while saying, "No, I think going into the woods infested with giant fucking spiders is a RETARDED idea!"
^ flips off Harry Potter while saying, "No, I think going into the woods infested with giant fucking spiders is a RETARDED idea!"
North_Ranger Staff member Dec 31, 2010 #239 Is sparkly. Therefore, is a vampire. Quick, somebody stake him!
P Philosopher B. Dec 31, 2010 #240 ^ Is too lazy to do his own stakin'. Or too busy not wearing pants.