Sparhawk Jan 3, 2011 #246 ↑ Is secretly a Swede, but tries to hide his shame by doffing his pants and spending as much time as possible in saunas
↑ Is secretly a Swede, but tries to hide his shame by doffing his pants and spending as much time as possible in saunas
North_Ranger Staff member Jan 3, 2011 #247 Will be mourned, but not with an open casket. The mortuary people won't be able to dislodge the deep-frozen cod jammed sideways down his throat.
Will be mourned, but not with an open casket. The mortuary people won't be able to dislodge the deep-frozen cod jammed sideways down his throat.
Sparhawk Jan 3, 2011 #249 ↑ pulls out big frozen fish when irritated, but should know that herrings make great ranged weapons when frozen drat Wants to lead the ceremony
↑ pulls out big frozen fish when irritated, but should know that herrings make great ranged weapons when frozen drat Wants to lead the ceremony
Sparhawk Jan 3, 2011 #254 ↑ used to engage in copious amounts of mallet usage, now just tries to confound Santa year-round
Sparhawk Jan 3, 2011 #256 ↑ wishes that it wasn't so cold outside, but knows that spring is still many months away
North_Ranger Staff member Jan 4, 2011 #260 Has a mix tape for high-speed chases down the countryside.
North_Ranger Staff member Jan 5, 2011 #266 Employs professional sniffers to bring her up-to-date information about the body odours of forumites.
Employs professional sniffers to bring her up-to-date information about the body odours of forumites.
M makare Jan 5, 2011 #267 "smells like milk and something that seems like cinnamon but no that's not it." I fired that guy. I don't pay for vagueness
"smells like milk and something that seems like cinnamon but no that's not it." I fired that guy. I don't pay for vagueness
Azurephoenix Jan 7, 2011 #277 ^ Is more likely to suggest hanging out in a sauna than actually eliminating people
Sparhawk Jan 7, 2011 #280 ↑ knows that Officer_Charon has him on his radar and is keeping tabs on him all the time