Watchmen
Yeah, I finally broke down and watched it, since I could rent it for free. Got my money's worth, too.
Here's just a bunch of quickie thoughts that I was putting down as I was watching it.
-Each of the issues adapted feels entirely separate from each other in the movie. That the movie goes from issue to issue from the comic, but it doesn't feel natural. It's just snippets from each of the characters and barely any relation with each of them. Which is why Watchmen may have worked better as a TV show, ala a set up like Lost. Hell, in a lot of ways, Lost's set up for flashbacks works very similar to Watchmen (the comic).
-The acting and the directing feels stiff, almost wooden. It's like they're trying TOO hard to be just like the comic and it winds up being almost as stiff as the Gibbons' art. Much like the scenes going from one moment to the next, there's no flow to it. The dialogue is copied straight from the comic, but there's no attempt to make it WORK for the movie medium. For example, when Dan and Laurie are making out and he says "Oh, hell", he doesn't sound despondant or disappointed or anything. He just says the line and that's it.
-The special effects are, admittedly, spectacular. Though some of the CGI was a little wonky, like Bubastis and the Mars...thing. Whatever you call it.
-It's easy for Rorschach to be the MVP of the movie. Most of his work is just voice over. For the parts he had without the mask, he did a pretty damn good job, though. I do like Dr. Manhattan's appearance and how alien he looks. In fact, I don't think I ever saw him blink, which I thought was a nice touch.
-If Zach Snyder hadn't used so much slow motion, maybe he could've fit more into the movie.
-The guy playing Rorschach? Now that I've seen him in action? He's going to be a GREAT Freddy Kruger in the upcoming remake of Nightmare on Elm St.
-Laurie doesn't smoke in the movie. She looks like an idiot instead of just trying to find a lighter. It also misses out on the great moment where she shares a cigarette with the Comedian.
-It LOOKS great and looks cool, but much like comics in the 80s, they learned the wrong thing from Watchmen and focused on the cool, not the literary aspects of it.
-The sex scene: Cripes, it just went on and on. No subtlety. You know how the comic played the sex? Two pages. It showed them briefly and then showed the ship, with the flame going and everything. This was just excessive and felt like bad, softcore porn.
-Wow. Lawerence's arms getting cut off? You know, the guy in the prison. That wasn't excessive at all, now was it? And what was the point of electrocuting the other thug if he'd already taken him down hard?
-The prison fight with Nite Owl and Silk Spectre against the prisoners felt more like a video game.
-I did like the swinging door bit with Rorschach and the midget, even if it went on a bit too long. We got the point, already.
-The ending: The thing about using Dr. Manhattan instead of the giant squid is that Dr. Manhattan was an American creation, more or less. He's human and still something that people could see themselves in. By using an alien, it's something literally otherworldy, meaning that the only target for the whole world to aim at is something not on Earth, something we can't relate with and something that we can all, as a world, unquestionably fear and hate. It's much like the Native culture in the 16th century, but even then, there was still a human element to see. It's taking the nuclear threat that the world fights over already and turning it into a BIGGER threat that's not only uncomprehensible, but bigger than any of us on the planet.
-That said, the framing of Jon did kind of work within the confines of the movie and the effects for the city were...well, they were okay. But again, it's the whole fact that he was an American construct, already.
-Laurie is shown to be not only an idiot but nowhere near the capable woman she was in the comic. Jon is the one that tells her to go on to dinner with Dan, rather than it being something she decides. And her big, pivotal moment of realization about her father was thanks to Jon and the stupid plot device where he "allows her to see as he sees". She's constantly shown as incapable and an idiot, rather than the curious woman who smokes to further renegade against her mother and fights for her own independence.
So, overall, it was an okay movie. Not great and barely even good. The effects were great for the most part, the acting was wooden as all hell and the movie cramped because they tried to get so much into such a long, epic story. I don't regret watching it, but I'm glad I didn't pay money for it and likely won't be seeing it again unless I hear the giant squid is in the big directors cut that we keep hearing about.
As an adaptation, it stunk.