it's almost like Michael Bay is a horribly shitty director that can fuck up the best movie ideasShegokigo said:Pretty sad when you can tell what's going on in a muscle/racing car race and not in a transformer fight.
Titus Pullo for the win!ThatNickGuy said:Punisher: War Zone.
Honestly, it felt a * of a lot more like a Punisher movie than the previous one did. It was big, dumb action with lots of explosions and a high body count. Dialogue and acting was terrible for the most part, but I thought the new guy playing Punisher did a great job. He came across more like Frank Castle than the other guy did.
I got to talk to one of the survivors who visited the grave at the end and he told me about how Spielberg had booked them all for the flight in coach and they had refused to go until they got first class. He was an amusing guy.ThatNickGuy said:After doing the CN Tower climb yesterday, I vegged out on the couch and watched a couple of movies borrowed from the library:
1) Schindler's List:But I loved the final touch at the end with all the surviving members, who were also characters throughout the film, coming to the grave of Schindler alongside the actors that played them.
Yeah, I don't blame Spielberg it was just how the man phrased it, something like "We've been through everything already, if he thinks that we're going to fly coach he's crazy"ThatNickGuy said:I can kind of understand his reasoning. I mean, the movie only had so much of a budget. And imagine the NUMBER of people that they were trying to fly out all at once. That would've been some major dough.
Man, I hated that movie. [spoiler:2s8uaubc]When the bad guy's major plot revolves around no one in a crowded airplane ever noticing that the main character had a child with her, which he has no reason to believe would happen, the movie has a problem.[/spoiler:2s8uaubc]fade said:Flightplan (2005): This movie was fairly bad. 2/5 stars at best, and only that high because of the uptempo pace at the end. In fact, that's the biggest problem with this film: the glacial pace. It's only 1hr 38min, but by the end, you think about a decade has passed. The beginning is especially slow. Here, the film tries too hard to be highbrow, with moody music, desaturated coloring, and Edgar Rice Burroughs-style cut-up, all of which serve little purpose in the grand scheme of a thriller. Without spoiling anything, the plot is wildly unswallowable, and takes place in an airplane the internal size of which would make the Tardis blush with jealousy. Don't rent it unless you're really really bored. Because if you aren't, you will be.
That scene between Affleck and Liv Tyler still makes me retch a little. Ben Affleck is the epitome of unsexy as it is without [spoiler:2ay9xhnm]adding some kind of weird cookie fetish into the mix.[/spoiler:2ay9xhnm]Charlie Dont Surf said:True story, I watched Armageddon last night, and as the credits rolled, I silently stood up and grabbed the DVD case and ripped it in half.
Cajungal said:That scene between Affleck and Liv Tyler still makes me retch a little. Ben Affleck is the epitome of unsexy as it is without [spoiler:314wwzyr]adding some kind of weird cookie fetish into the mix.[/spoiler:314wwzyr]Charlie Dont Surf said:True story, I watched Armageddon last night, and as the credits rolled, I silently stood up and grabbed the DVD case and ripped it in half.
CynicismKills said:Crank 2. Jason Statham as kaiju.
What else can I say?
Awesome, that's what.
Saw that today. I really enjoyed it, myself. It's, in essence, the perfect mindless movie. An absolutely nutty film with sex, violence and logic holes out the wazoo, it's the perfect film to have with some friends and just laugh yourselves silly. I mean, I do have to categorize this film as awesome. I mean, what can you say about a film which has, as CynicismKills said, a Jason Statham kaiju scene or [spoiler:nzngr761]a big shoot-out between Asian hookers, leatherclad gay black men and a Hispanic gang[/spoiler:nzngr761]?Charlie Dont Surf said:CynicismKills said:Crank 2. Jason Statham as kaiju.
What else can I say?
Awesome, that's what.
I saw that Thursday and I still literally have no idea what to think about the movie.
It was too awesome, that was the major downfall.Charlie Dont Surf said:CynicismKills said:Crank 2. Jason Statham as kaiju.
What else can I say?
Awesome, that's what.
I saw that Thursday and I still literally have no idea what to think about the movie.
Alfredson has stated that he is not happy that the film is being remade, saying that "Remakes should be made of movies that aren’t very good, that gives you the chance to fix whatever has gone wrong"