[Movies] The DC Cinematic Universe - The David Zazlav Dumpster Fire.

This is going to make a certain person very angry and be widely regarded as an awesome move. :D
If it's who I think it is, I have them on ignore. Even if I didn't have them on ignore (or it's someone whose name doesn't rhyme with Barley Won't Turf), here's a visual representation of all the fucks I give:

 
I loved Batman Returns. :(
I liked it better when it was “Hizzoner The Penguin” / “Dizzoner The Penguin” :troll:

Sorry for bashing unrelated movies to prop up my own position. Not a cool thing to do, but if we ever want to talk about the merits of Burton vs Schumacher Batman movies, I'll gladly be on the unpopular side.
 
Batman Returns had it's problems, but in my opinion, it's the only modern Batman film to do a decent job with any of the women of the Batverse.
 
If it's who I think it is, I have them on ignore. Even if I didn't have them on ignore (or it's someone whose name doesn't rhyme with Barley Won't Turf), here's a visual representation of all the fucks I give:

Look, they're starting to grow!

Oh, no, wait. They're dead. They're all dead.
 
And with Age of Sigmar, their fans are the grimmest of all.
Don't get me started. I don't even play the tabletop but I appreciate the lore. It seems like Games Workshop is throwing space marines into every nook and cranny.

I can picture the board meetings at GW.

"And with Total War: Warhammer in development, we can expect to see a rise in Warhammer Fantasy figurines this quarter-"
"We need to sell more space marines. Can we turn Fantasy into 40K?"
"What? No! That's decades of lore down the drain!"
"But our fans want SPACE MARINES! We need MOAR space marines! Space marines sell!"
"Yes, but we can't just dismantle the entire Fantasy campaign and slap power armor onto every figurine."
"And we need to jam in more Chaos marines! Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!"
 

GasBandit

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Don't get me started. I don't even play the tabletop but I appreciate the lore. It seems like Games Workshop is throwing space marines into every nook and cranny.

I can picture the board meetings at GW.

"And with Total War: Warhammer in development, we can expect to see a rise in Warhammer Fantasy figurines this quarter-"
"We need to sell more space marines. Can we turn Fantasy into 40K?"
"What? No! That's decades of lore down the drain!"
"But our fans want SPACE MARINES! We need MOAR space marines! Space marines sell!"
"Yes, but we can't just dismantle the entire Fantasy campaign and slap power armor onto every figurine."
"And we need to jam in more Chaos marines! Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!"
I wish they'd had that attitude 10 years ago, actually, so we'd have gotten a 40k mmo instead of a fantasy one. Not that Warhammer Online wasn't a barrel of fun for its first year or so.
 
If it's who I think it is, I have them on ignore. Even if I didn't have them on ignore (or it's someone whose name doesn't rhyme with Barley Won't Turf), here's a visual representation of all the fucks I give:
cared so much you made an unfunny post with an image lol[DOUBLEPOST=1463142391,1463142340][/DOUBLEPOST]oh, also, Batman Forever is still the best Batman movie.
 
It would've been nice if that was the last thing Batman said in the helicopter in Dark Knight Rises.
I would've laughed so hard. :D

Speaking of Dark Knight Rises, it's a shame they didn't finish off the trilogy on a high note. It's not that Rises was bad, but it was definitely the lowest quality one of the three.
 
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