Out of curiosity, why hasn't she been able to access internet regularly for this long? Or is that a long story?The only thing I'll say is that she's missed open internet access, so I have no doubt she'll want to do some posting.
Yep.Or is that a long story?
Somewhere, deep in the jungles of South America, there exists an all female prison where the inmates fight to the death...Out of curiosity, why hasn't she been able to access internet regularly for this long? Or is that a long story?
But for Shego, it was Tuesday.Somewhere, deep in the jungles of South America, there exists an all female prison where the inmates fight to the death...
Tell her to try the veal!Confirmation:
@Shegokigo arrives on Monday! She just barely made it in under the March deadline she set.
Side note: Kind of funny she'll be here on April Fools. Preemptive information right now, this is not a joke/prank. She really will be here all week.
You're fired.Oh yay, Nick's going to use his other hand!
(Sorry Nick. I hope your date is good and she's a nice person.)
*starts running around like a chicken with its head cut off*
I have a date! I have a date! I have a date! I have a date! I have a date!
(Who knew Tinder of all places would get me a date? Now, where was I? Oh right.)
IHAVEADATEIHAVEADATEIHAVEADATEIHAVEADATE!
Psssst, Nick! Don't tell her about this place yet! Wait until it's too late for her to back out.IHAVEADATEIHAVEADATEIHAVEADATEIHAVEADATE!
Sounds like my prom night?Wait until it's too late for her to back out.
Phillips66 as an OperatorWhats the name of this company again?
You know...for science.
Do you have something to tell us, @ThatNickGuy?"BACK OFF BITCH, SHE'S MINE"!
I have no idea what you're talking about.Do you have something to tell us, @ThatNickGuy?
You already know 5 words of advice I'm going to give you.Funny little exchange between the two of us earlier tonight on chat. It's harmless enough that she'd probably be okay with me sharing.
Me: Surprised you haven't conked out already.
Her: I knowww. This bed is intoxicating.
Me: Should I be jealous of this relationship you have with your bed? It seems pretty close.
Her:I do sleep with it every night.
Me: You hussy!
Her: But it's platonic love I swear.
Her:ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
Her: I CAN EXPLAIN
Me: YOU CLEARLY HAVE SOMETHING GOING WITH YOUR BED!
Me: I'm not blind! I can see everything.
Me: (Seriously, I had cameras installed while waiting for you.)
Her: Alright fine! You want the truth! Yes. There's something going on! IT GIVES ME THE SUPPORT I NEED
Me: Psh! I give support! I give support all the time! Why, I supported you eating those nachos!
Her: ITS NOT ENOUGH! YOU WERE JUDGING ME! I know that look in your eyes!
Me: Aw baby, don't be like that! You know I support you and your fevered nacho obsession!
Her: you don't care! You don't love me like you used to!
Me: WE JUST MET, YOU IDIOT! :
Her: Oh. Right. *slaps face several times* sorry. Wrong dream sequence.
do it in the butt?You already know 5 words of advice I'm going to give you.
Pics or it didn't happen?You already know 5 words of advice I'm going to give you.
Actually, @Bones was on the money... but pics should follow.Pics or it didn't happen?
I guess you didn't...SEE that coming?HOLY SHIT HONEST TO GOD VISION INSURANCE I GET HONEST TO EFFING GOD VISION INSURANCE!! Like it covers my whole vision exam and up to $150 on frames (20% discount on balance after that) and fully covers regular lenses
I guess you didn't...SEE that coming?
Eh? Eh? See? Vision? See?
Hello? *taps the mic* Is this thing on?
JealouuuuuuuuuusOk, I know most people won't understand the gravity of this win. But, for those who do, it will be monumental.
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This is what is known as Founder's Kentucky Breakfast Stout. Aged in oak bourbon barrels for a year, this beer is possibly the hardest beer to get anywhere in the world. I was able to get ONE bottle at my local liquor store, and they only received ONE case of 24. The owner and the employees didn't get a bottle because they didn't put their names on the 'list', which was started over a month ago.
This bottle cost $5. I'm looking to wait two months for it to age properly in the bottle. I've already missed getting this for 3 years, and for beer aficionado's it's likened to being as hard to get as unicorn's blood.
I almost can't believe I have it, even if it is just one.