Depends on your stealth.Oooh. Can I use it???
To draw Pikachus???
Depends on your stealth.Oooh. Can I use it???
To draw Pikachus???
Whoo-hoo! When's the housewarming party?All of the documents have been signed, and the deed has recorded. We have officially purchased a house.
That's like...33 lottery tickets a day!TWELVE Thousand dollars more a year.
Sometime after the moving party... how's your back?Whoo-hoo! When's the housewarming party?
I'll warm up the weasels.[DOUBLEPOST=1504056293,1504056240][/DOUBLEPOST]Sometime after the moving party... how's your back?
Looks like General Specific is buying the booze for Gared's housewarming party.My work has recently decided to rework the pay scales to keep them competitive with industry standards while also giving some people who deserve it a raise. I got my offer letter in the mail today. They are giving me a $12000/yr raise. That was not a typo. TWELVE Thousand dollars more a year.
I am freaking out just a bit.
That's like 1000 per month!That's like...33 lottery tickets a day!
--Patrick
FTFYThat's like 6.66 doomweasels per month!
You know, if you'd have just used a comma in there, there'd be no need to clarify that it's not a typo. Like so:My work has recently decided to rework the pay scales to keep them competitive with industry standards while also giving some people who deserve it a raise. I got my offer letter in the mail today. They are giving me a $12000/yr raise. That was not a typo. TWELVE Thousand dollars more a year.
I am freaking out just a bit.
See?$12,00
You know, if you'd have just used a comma in there, there'd be no need to clarify that it's not a typo. Like so:
See?
Better?My, work, has, recently, decided, to, rework, the, pay, scales, to, keep, them, competitive, with, industry, standards, while, also, giving, some, people, who, deserve, it, a, raise. I, got, my, offer, letter, in, the, mail, today. They, are, giving, me, a, $1,2,0,0,0/yr, raise. That, was, not, a, typo. TWELVE, Thousand, dollars, more, a, year.
I, am, freaking, out, just, a, bit. ,
All that will do is mean you'll SEE your terrible rolls easily.I got new glasses this week. My first new pair since 1993! And got a second set of them CSA approved so work pays 100% of that cost.
No.Better?
We always have free coffee in the break room. Our company even includes it in the job listings as a perk...Free coffee in the break room.
Free coffee and me don't get along. You'd have to change my name to Shakey!We always have free coffee in the break room. Our company even includes it in the job listings as a perk...
Free coffee and me don't get along. You'd have to change my name to Shakey!
Is this so your coworker doesn't need to hit up Timmy's?Free coffee in the break room.
FTFY.Is this so your coworker doesn't need to hit on Timmy's?
Nice.FTFY.
From the sound of it, they were heading for a sexual harassment or manslaughter lawsuit.
Nice.
Once again, your fix for me was what I had originally considered.
So which one of you is gonna wear the silver catsuit?
Well, I'm already wearing an orange catsuit.So which one of you is gonna wear the silver catsuit?
Varuna? Nice, I'm glad to hear it!A close friend of mine that had been battling ovarian cancer for a couple years was declared cancer-free yesterday