The EPIC WIN Thread 3: SON OF EPIC

[Hailey Knight]

December 19th, 2012

Awesome!

And also, holy crap, man! You're gonna be swimming in kids.

We should take bets whether it'll be a girl or a seventh boy.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

December 19th, 2012

Congratulations!

 

[PatrThom]

Woohoo! I get a raise this year, of about 16%

Dang, I thought mine was big. Now I feel so inadequate.

--Patrick

 

[jwhouk]

I ain't getting one. Hell, I suspect I'm gonna get a huge paycut next year.

No one likes public employees anymore.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Dang, I thought mine was big. Now I feel so inadequate.

--Patrick

It is not the size of your raise that matters, it is how you use it.

 

[fade]

I only got 3%, but I make an ass of money, so it's okay.

 

[PatrThom]

I would have plenty to keep me comfortable, if only I didn't have so many people waiting to take it away from me as soon as I get it.

--Patrick

 

[Gared]

Dang, I thought mine was big. Now I feel so inadequate.

--Patrick

Well, if it makes you feel any better, I took a 23% pay cut (job-to-job) just to get the job in order to get off of unemployment, so I'm still down in salary from my last job and spending more on gas and bills than I used to - though I am spending much less on pizza.

 

[Gusto]

Another date tonight with OKC Girl. Getting cheap domestic pints and burgers late at night after I'm finished work and she's finished pub trivia.

For those keeping track, that means she'll probably have a two drink headstart on me.

 

[LittleSin]

So, @steinman , are you a seventh son?

 

[HCGLNS]

 

[Gusto]

So suffice it to say that my date last night went very well.

 

[fade]

Bow chica wow wow.

 

[Gusto]

Not quite, but let's just say I didn't pack oven mitts.

 

[SeraRelm]

Someone got his junk wet. Grats Gusto.

 

[checkeredhat]

Not quite, but let's just say I didn't pack oven mitts.

I DON'T GET IT.

 

[HCGLNS]

Not quite, but let's just say I didn't pack oven mitts.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Oven Mitts is what kids these days call condoms...

 

[Vrii]

If you don't wear them you risk a burning sensation?

 

[HCGLNS]

Oven Mitts is what kids these days call condoms...

Adam gif #863

 

[fade]

If you don't wear them you risk a burning sensation?

Yeah, in the general area of your wallet.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Oven Mitts is what kids these days call condoms...

 

[checkeredhat]

Oven Mitts is what kids these days call condoms...

That doesn't makesense the way Gusto used it though.

Bow chica wow wow.

Not quite, but let's just say I didn't pack oven mitts.

So either
"That didn't happen, but let's just say that didn't happen." (redundant)
or
"That didn't happen, but let's just say that did happen and we didn't use protection."(self contradicting)

 

[HCGLNS]

Maybe oven mitts is slang for having sex, staying the night and requiring oven mitts for making breakfast the next day? Possibly bacon? Is bacon too forward a breakfast for the first night over or should you start slow with just oatmeal or eggs or go ghetto and have cereal with a morning romp for luck?

 

[Gusto]

 

[checkeredhat]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I need to watch that show again. How'd I not get that?!

 

[HCGLNS]

So oven mitts are slang for not getting to second base?

 

[Gusto]

Actually more like second-and-a-half, I just don't have a screencap for that.

 

[HCGLNS]

Actually more like second-and-a-half, I just don't have a screencap for that.

 

[checkeredhat]

Wasn't it 1st and a half base?

Cleo: "...I'll let you get to 1st and a half base with me"
Abe: "Under the shirt and above the bra?"
Cleo: "Did you bring protection?"
Abe: *holds up oven mitts*

 

[Gusto]

Yes in the show it is 1.5 base but last night I got to 2.5 base.

Damnit man I shouldn't have to explain every joke.

 

[evilmike]

Actually more like second-and-a-half, I just don't have a screencap for that.

She's a short stop?

 

[HCGLNS]

Starting to sound like Gusto got tagged rounding second on his way to third to end the inning.

"You're out! of my pants."

 

[Gusto]

It was my call. It was only our second date and I wanted to take it a little slow.

 

[sixpackshaker]

That doesn't makesense the way Gusto used it though.

Of course not. I just took his meaning that she was too hot to handle... I just did not relate to a show I saw once 12 years ago.