I am in favor of this.I want to go back to the filter turning everything to "smurf".
"What the smurf, you smurf-sucking smurf smurfing pile of smurf?"
Or this. Both are good ideasOr turn a random selection of verbs into "fuck".
I too agree with thisI am in favor of this.
Or this. Both are good ideas
George Carlin already sorta did that.Or turn a random selection of verbs into "fuck".
This is like 'bleeping,' which is frequently even more hilarious than hearing the actual curse. And then of course, there's unnecessary bleeping:I want to go back to the filter turning everything to "smurf".
"What the smurf, you smurf-sucking smurf smurfing pile of smurf?"
Yes, but there's just something about the innocence of the Count being transformed perfectly into a song about fucking...Did you ever see Jimmy Kimmel's Unnecessary Censorship bit? He does it fairly regularly, and it's always funny.
Too sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon.Anyone ever hear about the controversy over the Titanic's dinner menu? Apparently, there was a lot of disappointment over the Romaine blend salad, but the Iceberg was a big hit.
Yeah, just had it about this joke with the gf a few days ago. Something to do with how this joke works the same in all cultures.That actually won the funniest joke on the planet about 5 years ago.
Whelp, I'm going to hell.If you're in the mood for more terrible, dark, awful jokes, click here:
http://imgur.com/gallery/WnyFQ
I take no responsibility for hurt butts in reading some truly unutterable humor.
Reminds me of the time that a psychic midget escaped from prison. The police were looking for a small medium at large.I just read about someone who pickpocketed a midget. How could someone stoop so low?
I was waiting for the FBI one. Wasn't disappointed.If you're in the mood for more terrible, dark, awful jokes, click here:
This is still the best reply.Imgurite found a locked chest that looked old as hell. Broke it open, found a beat up vintage bible, a bunch of marbles, and old typed pages full of the most racist jokes 1985 had ever heard.
http://imgur.com/gallery/KUSdB