The "I'm Drunk/High/Wasted" thread

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In honor of my friend's 21st birthday we took him out and got him drunk, but I was the DD so I limited myself to one beer. Now I'm at home, staring at a new bottle of Southern Comfort, trying to decide if I should have my own little party.

Decisions, decisions...
 
K

Koko

I love looking at the times of the posts in this thread.
6 am, 2 am, 1 am, etc

I'm celebrating, got a 1950 on SATs after a 3 hours of sleep and a hangover.
:cool:
 
L

Le Quack

I left my weed at home.


I feel so alone.

because of it, I'm boned.

My muscles? pretty toned.

Just like your face, pwned.

Im in the zone.
 
Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

*swaggers into the room, plants his flag, and tips his glass to everyone*

I hereby reclaim this thread in the name of Necromancy and the unholy one Yavaux!

:falldown:
 
Calleja

Calleja

I'm so high right now, I tried to make myself a quesadilla on the cheese grill thingie and made a fucking mess

and no i ate yoo much and I'm all bloated awful ugh... but i want tmore sloppy quesadilla, dammit.
 
gargoyle_eva

gargoyle_eva

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Ok halforumites.My girlfriend has gone out to hockey and her sister has come over with 2 friends and taken over my TV and wii.So I'm cracking a beer and drinking till they get entertaining.How is everyone else weekend looking?
 
Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

Where's my drunk thread?

aHAHa! Here it is.

Cheer Rum!!! My (now ex) girlfriend and I have just made the breakup official. Strange as it is, I'm neither celebrating nor mourning!
Who's with me?!?!? :falldown:
 
D

DougTheHead

You know it's been a good night when you've drank nearly half a bottle of spiced rum from the Antilles.

it's been a good night for me.

And I am with you, Thread Necromancer! It has been 5 months since I broke up with my girlfriend, but I am with you all the same. And you might as well celebrate. Single again! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
 
Dieb

Dieb

Man, you know, you're drunk, you're in a bar, 'Mr. Cellophane" starts to sound like a good song for karaoke, despite the fact that I know I can't hit the high notes.....but it still brought the house down. Hell yea.
 

Have gotten overmedicated in my quest not to feel like shit. Am eating Thai food and watching a Golden Girls episode where Dorothy develops one of my illnesses. Kind of surreal even if I weren't over-baked.
 

Thread Necromancer said:
Mr. ZM should have turned off the oven 10 minutes earlier. Now we have crispy "over baked" cat lady.
Click to expand...
:rofl:

I feel kinda more "gooey" than "crispy" at the moment. Gonna watch some Cowboy Bebop.
 
Calleja

Calleja

I am extremely high right now, i was alreafy baked but when my ride and I arrived to my house there was a remaining rolled up joint and we decided we shouldn't waste it. So I have like 2 joints in me right now.

It's ok, I did it mostly so I could sleep well, so I'm gonna doze off now in amazing pot stupor. Bye people.
 
Denbrought

Denbrought

It's a warm fuzzy feeling to get over jetlag and discover three things:
- Your parents have bought coke cans for ye
- Your father's randomly gotten a bottle of scotch for 'imself
- You can mix both of the above

DOODEEDOO
 
CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Bump!

2 beers and 6 shots of my main man Jameson into a Doctor Who marathon.

Feelin' fine.

Also on a glass of some tasty red wine. Wooooo!
 
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DougTheHead

Just had an end of the school year party, currently drunk off of 3 beers and a mixed drink that contained 3-4 shots of spiced rum, easy. Also bought a "special brownie" that seems to be affecting me more than any narcotic has before (and I've been to Amsterdam, and taken full advantage of the fact). Also, I have apparently eschewed traditional stoner music on my iTunes (Grateful Dead, Pink Floyd), in favor of listening to Weezer's Pinkerton at a volume that seems to fill up my ears no matter how low I turn the volume. I'm afraid that if I turn off the speakers, I will still be able to her Pinkerton playing, following me to my bed as I try to get to sleep with Rivers Cuomo screaming "goddamn you half-japanese girls do it to me every time" in my ear.

Please don't let this happen.

-- 15 May 2009 01:55 --

...and I don't wanna be a lone man anymore,
been a year or two since I been out on the floor...
 
Gusto

Gusto

hey guys what's good

I saw star Trek tonight and it were good :) granted I don't kbow A whole lot about the Trek but it was a fun movie going expereince :) Had a good handful of beers afterwards and drunktexted the girl i went to cuba with to see what she's up to.

TURNS OUT NOT MUCH

Anyway I get the feeling I'm biting on quacks style her so ill go to bed. have a good one halforumz and remember that gusto loves you
 
M

Matt²

I Iiiiiiiiiii caaaaan't seeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! IIIIII'm tooo tired!!

qujixck let me mKe some ,moee r threasds about kittiesa. and bacn. Kityty bacohn!
nomnonnonmnomnomnomnom... qwait NAM i eatinhg the bacion or the kttyu?
 
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