The "I'm Drunk/High/Wasted" thread

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ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

You're a terrible drunk Le Quack. Even while intoxicated, my intelligence isn't compromised so that I'm unable to string together a coherent sentence. Now, en garde!
 
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Le Quack

IOts nto so much that ican't make a swentence,s its that my hand eyes wcorordinatipon goes to super shuto.
 
HowDroll

HowDroll

If someone ever has some spare time on his hands, he needs to tally the number of coherent/incoherent posts that LeQuack makes. I think lulz will be had by all.
 
Gusto

Gusto

So today I was so exhausted from work and yesterday's merrymaking that I went to sleep as soon as I got home from work. Woke up about 10pm local, and have been drinking ever since in an effort to lull myself back to sleep. So far, no luck.

HOW Y'ALL DOING!?
 

You make me smile too! :D <--- see?

Awesomest birthday. Throat's sore from belting "We're Not Gonna Take It" like Dee Snyder. Belly full of BBQ and homemade cake. On a cocktail of substances probably not recommended by the FDA. (Nothing illegal.)
 
Gusto

Gusto

ZenMonkey said:
You make me smile too! :D <--- see?

Awesomest birthday. Throat's sore from belting "We're Not Gonna Take It" like Dee Snyder. Belly full of BBQ and homemade cake. On a cocktail of substances probably not recommended by the FDA. (Nothing illegal.)
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Yay, substances and cake!

Sounds like you had a great ol' time.

*makes a note to begin making plans for his own birthday*
 

Yeah, usually go low-key (nice dinner with the spouse) and am not usually one for parties in my honor, but it was just a great get-together.

And now my typing skills and ability to read are waning so I think it's time for some TV with said spouse.
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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Gusto said:
(Zen's got the right idea)

Hey guys i had a few but i had a great day so what it is fellows.

I miss Cajungal normally i would talk to her now. :(
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Awww. ^_^ I'm back on my normal schedule very soon.... painfully soon. This break was very short. But the sooner I'm back, the sooner it's over.

Now I'm leaving, because I am sober.
 
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Abomination

man im a little drunk so i dunno if this should be in the rant thingy or not but ive held my friends hair twice this week cause she had a bad breakup


and im a dude so im not real good at this whole thing but it seems like i always go through this which im ok with but at times i just want to tell her to shut the hell up but thats kinda fucked up you know? so i try to be a good guy and be her friend cause thats what she needs but at a certain point im tired of hearing about it. im kinda a prick i know :( but im going through my own shit and i dont need to be dealing with that and my own at the same time
 
Far

Far

Very much high right now. Watching Eddie Murphy's delerious for the first time and laughing my ass off.
 
Bubble181

Bubble181

Belgian beer is nice. Belgian beer with 14% alcohol is nice. Drinking rare Belgian beer with your father all night long and talking about family history is really a nice way to spend an evening and areal bonding moment. It does leave me a) drunk and b) in a melancholy mood, though.
Excuse any typos I make, the keyboard here is ancient, half the keys are stuck, and I can't pick out my errors any more.

Also: I like all of you, except that other guy there. Have a hug :falldown:
 

Banana Goo x Bubble Gum = bye bye symptoms.

And motor skills.

And short-term memory.

Right state of mind for KoL Radio show with the Kingdom of Loathing devs and their friend MC Frontalot. :thumbsup:
 
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