The "I'm Drunk/High/Wasted" thread

Status
Not open for further replies.
The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Vytamindi said:
Oh god.... I am drunk. 44oz to freeeeedom!
14 days for conspiracy
20 years til midnight.

Yeah I been drinkingtoo big whoop ya wanna fight about it
 
L

Le Quack

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I'm super high.

I just ordered a pizza.
:violin:
 
The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Bubble181 said:
I'm currently drunk out of my skull. It i 6:53 and I have to be at work at 12:00. I'm slightly doomed. Also, I just spent 10 minutes searching for this thread. This proves I have too much free time, I can't manage my timeand you guys aren't drunk nearly enough.

Also, whoa.

Also, damn cute girls and their self-assured ways. Or something.

I have absolutely no recollection of making this post, or any in the same time period. I only found out I had, apprentyl, bene on line after geting home because I left...err...some messages on another board where I know people in real life, and they were slightly miffed. Huh. Oops.
 
L

Le Quack

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Heyah j gusy hcmawhats happenging!



Just kidding. I decided to come visit my mom today, but she wasn't supposed to be home for a few hours.
I toked up, and she showed up like 2 minutes after it hit.


It was the hardest day of my life.
 
The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I wish I was more drunk than I am, but I have to leave at 7 am tomorrow morning to head to my sisters. Instead of making beer tomorrow I get to go ice fishing all day long. I don't have to drive tomorrow though, so here goes another whiskey sour.
 
The "I'm Drunk" Thread

This post brought to you by our friends sorrow, remorse, and self-pity. They are each drinking three bottles of wine and so am I.

:falldown:
 

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Thread Necromancer said:
This post brought to you by our friends sorrow, remorse, and self-pity. They are each drinking three bottles of wine and so am I.

:falldown:
Awesome, they're loading up my vaporizer over here. :smoke:
 
The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I (god forbid) restarted my ancient Everquest account the other night in a drunken fit. Now I'm just waiting to be drunk enough to actually play the game.
 
The "I'm Drunk" Thread

IT'S
MOTHER
FUCKING
VODKA
DAY

I drank a bit for Ray and Juski, followed by a lot of beer for me. :)
 
D

DougTheHead

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I just got back from a friend's party that was a rousing success. I spent most of the night making Long Island Iced Teas for people, and drinking two myself, plus several beers. Since I rarely can settle into a conversation with anyone at a party, playing bartender for the night was a godsend. I stayed long enough that I was able to drive back home, too.

Anyway, going to bed soon. I've got a RenFair to go to tomorrow! In 5 1/2 hours, in fact!
 
The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I'm always too drunk to remember to get on my computer to post in here.

I'm having a going away party this weekend, if I get blitzed I'll see about remembering (unless I pass out).
 

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

CynicismKills said:
I'm having a going away party this weekend, if I get blitzed I'll see about remembering (unless I pass out).
*hovers mouse over "Merge Threads" button*
 
The "I'm Drunk" Thread

ZenMonkey said:
CynicismKills said:
I'm having a going away party this weekend, if I get blitzed I'll see about remembering (unless I pass out).
*hovers mouse over "Merge Threads" button*
Oh come on, I can handle my booze. Don't lump me in with LeQuack. I can even type properly!
 

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Well, you said you never remember to post in here when drunk, so I'm just getting prepared for what may (or may not) ensue. :p
 
The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I'm drunk (but not drunk enough) I'm lonely, and I'm pining the recent break up with my girlfriend (my fault), and I'm out of wine.

Oh woe is me!!!

:(
 
K

Koko

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Thread Necromancer said:
I'm drunk (but not drunk enough) I'm lonely, and I'm pining the recent break up with my girlfriend (my fault), and I'm out of wine.

Oh woe is me!!!

:(
Better off with mary jane then.
 
D

Dunny

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Well, this is more of an "I was drunk."

Ten dollar bottles of Dr. McGillicutty's seem to be appropriate for an evening's entertainment...I'll need to remember that one.
 
K

Kitty Sinatra

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qoqabdidD4:q8twnj7e][/youtube:q8twnj7e]
You'll have to excuse me, I'm not at my best
I've been gone for a month, I've been drunk since I left
 
The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Dunny said:
Well, this is more of an "I was drunk."

Ten dollar bottles of Dr. McGillicutty's seem to be appropriate for an evening's entertainment...I'll need to remember that one.
That man's peach schnapps is fucking VILE.
 
D

Dunny

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Far said:
Dunny said:
Well, this is more of an "I was drunk."

Ten dollar bottles of Dr. McGillicutty's seem to be appropriate for an evening's entertainment...I'll need to remember that one.
That man's peach schnapps is fucking VILE.
Never had the peach. I went with the classic "mentholmint" or whatever...good stuff.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top