The "I'm Drunk/High/Wasted" thread
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LordRavage
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Im working on my first Yuengling of the night. I may want to get to three but it is a school night.
Being an adult rocks! You can get drunk on school nights.
Im working on my first Yuengling of the night. I may want to get to three but it is a school night.
Being an adult rocks! You can get drunk on school nights.
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LordRavage
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I such a light weight. Im half way through beer two and im feeling woozy.
Updates as my body lets me.
I such a light weight. Im half way through beer two and im feeling woozy.
Updates as my body lets me.
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Iiiiiiiiiiii...have become comfortably numb.
Iiiiiiiiiiii...have become comfortably numb.
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I'm not drunk, but I'm hopped up on various kinds of goofballs for the various reasons I can barely move right now.
Also I have a cat and a computer on my lap. I'm armed.
I'm not drunk, but I'm hopped up on various kinds of goofballs for the various reasons I can barely move right now.
Also I have a cat and a computer on my lap. I'm armed.
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Yeah. I just wish everything (including the forum) wasn't so funny right now because it hurts like hell to laugh. I shouldn't be watching Aliens but the sheer awesomeness of the movie is keeping me from changing the channel. (Not to mention the sheer hotness of Sigourney Weaver.Gusto said:
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...wait what?
Yep, they're not right about that one.Gusto said:
...wait what?
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BIZARROZenMonkey said:
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Am I?
Not yet.
But maybe soon....
Besides, seems there's been some trouble finding the thread, so I help out.
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Am I?
Not yet.
But maybe soon....
Besides, seems there's been some trouble finding the thread, so I help out.
:falldown:
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I'm only slightly drunk tonight. Too freakin cold to go anywhere. Last time I checked the temperature was only 4 degrees outside brrrr
I'm only slightly drunk tonight. Too freakin cold to go anywhere. Last time I checked the temperature was only 4 degrees outside brrrr
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wheeeee! half a bottle of rum down and I'm starting to get there....
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wheeeee! half a bottle of rum down and I'm starting to get there....
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ok, drunk now... need entertained!!!
Entertain me you fools!!!!
ok, drunk now... need entertained!!!
Entertain me you fools!!!!
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I'm working a minor buzz, being that my wife is out of town and I'm the sole parent, and each decision I make ends with "Could I make it to the emergency room if I had to?".
That said, I've had a long run of cheap whiskey, and must begin dropping hints that for daddy's birthday, daddy wants a bottle of Bombay Sapphire, a bottle of dry vermouth, and a jar of large olives. I have a couple of martini glasses that desperately need my attention.
I'm working a minor buzz, being that my wife is out of town and I'm the sole parent, and each decision I make ends with "Could I make it to the emergency room if I had to?".
That said, I've had a long run of cheap whiskey, and must begin dropping hints that for daddy's birthday, daddy wants a bottle of Bombay Sapphire, a bottle of dry vermouth, and a jar of large olives. I have a couple of martini glasses that desperately need my attention.
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whaaaaaaat? there's all this beer in the fridge. I need to clear out room for some of the super bowl party foods later this week. How can I do that???
oh yes drink all the beer. all of it. all the beer. including that scary can of dos equis that has been there since I moved in
whaaaaaaat? there's all this beer in the fridge. I need to clear out room for some of the super bowl party foods later this week. How can I do that???
oh yes drink all the beer. all of it. all the beer. including that scary can of dos equis that has been there since I moved in
I'm drunk wooooooo
I probably won't remember posting too much in this thread, but at the moment I'm drunk wooooo.
I drank several drinks of mixed Smirnoff Raspberry with Diet Pepsi. About close to 8 cups I believe.
I don't think I'm much of a beer person lol.
But am feeling pretty mellow right now woooo.
Threads merged. Blog it, tweet it, or find the old thread (open "search," insert "drunk"), but we're not doing the drunk post-o-rama thing all over again. -ZM
I probably won't remember posting too much in this thread, but at the moment I'm drunk wooooo.
I drank several drinks of mixed Smirnoff Raspberry with Diet Pepsi. About close to 8 cups I believe.
I don't think I'm much of a beer person lol.
But am feeling pretty mellow right now woooo.
Threads merged. Blog it, tweet it, or find the old thread (open "search," insert "drunk"), but we're not doing the drunk post-o-rama thing all over again. -ZM
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Lol dude I only started drinking last semester cut me some slack haha. Favorite beer so far is Coors
Lol dude I only started drinking last semester cut me some slack haha. Favorite beer so far is Coors
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I will not lie, the I am drunk thread seemed absolutely fucking pointless to me before now.
As, why the fuck would you go on a fofum when inebriated??? And why the fuck is my typing relatively coherent????
Well sir, i have the story here and right here. Basically my friend asked me to come on msn and thus I perused my usual hangouts but I sir, have a sotroy to tell.
The bird (as in girl, for American benefit) of my dreams, I met again tonight. Fuck that was abad sentence. I have work in 7 hours or so, fuck me that will be painful. Exteremely painful. Imagine it, dealing with the gen pop of a backwater fucking city like Aberdeen. For real guys, for fucking real.
I really want to finish off slaughterhouse 5 but im goinhg out again tomorrow, hopefully to meet said bird but fuck knows guys, such is life, a dice roll full of unfulfiling gifts.
That truly is atroicous and im sorr,y i really am drunk sir, drunk to the point of sleepoing.
Anyone hear the new Justice song???
I will not lie, the I am drunk thread seemed absolutely fucking pointless to me before now.
As, why the fuck would you go on a fofum when inebriated??? And why the fuck is my typing relatively coherent????
Well sir, i have the story here and right here. Basically my friend asked me to come on msn and thus I perused my usual hangouts but I sir, have a sotroy to tell.
The bird (as in girl, for American benefit) of my dreams, I met again tonight. Fuck that was abad sentence. I have work in 7 hours or so, fuck me that will be painful. Exteremely painful. Imagine it, dealing with the gen pop of a backwater fucking city like Aberdeen. For real guys, for fucking real.
I really want to finish off slaughterhouse 5 but im goinhg out again tomorrow, hopefully to meet said bird but fuck knows guys, such is life, a dice roll full of unfulfiling gifts.
That truly is atroicous and im sorr,y i really am drunk sir, drunk to the point of sleepoing.
Anyone hear the new Justice song???
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