The "I'm Drunk/High/Wasted" thread
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Cuyval Dar
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Less hair on your head and face probably makes it easier to clean up after a frosty susan.Calleja said:
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Philosopher B.
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Goddammit, I wish I could grow a full, manly goatee or beard. Last time I tried to grow a goatee, I looked in the mirror after a couple of weeks and I wanted to slap myself.
Goddammit, I wish I could grow a full, manly goatee or beard. Last time I tried to grow a goatee, I looked in the mirror after a couple of weeks and I wanted to slap myself.
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Le Quack
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When I shave, I get a manly 5 oclock shadow..... after two weeks. I shave about twice a month. It keeps me looking mysterious, gritty, and dark. I always use the dispoables. I've never cut my self shaving ever, anywhere (don't look so innocent you hippocrit).Philosopher B. said:
ElJuski
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hypocrite! Unless you are calling someone a hypocritical hippopotamus.
When I shave, I get a manly 5 oclock shadow..... after two weeks. I shave about twice a month. It keeps me looking mysterious, gritty, and dark. I always use the dispoables. I've never cut my self shaving ever, anywhere (don't look so innocent you hippocrit).[/quote:c0zxdqmy]Le Quack said:
hypocrite! Unless you are calling someone a hypocritical hippopotamus.
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LordRavage
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My girl got me a WOW Beer stein for X-mas!
I cant wait for this weekend. I will no longer drink from a beer bottle in my house!
My girl got me a WOW Beer stein for X-mas!
I cant wait for this weekend. I will no longer drink from a beer bottle in my house!
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This thread ought to be stickied for New Year's. Who do I know who could sticky it, goddamnit?
That sentence took much longer to type than it should have.
So did that one.
That one was okay.
This thread ought to be stickied for New Year's. Who do I know who could sticky it, goddamnit?
That sentence took much longer to type than it should have.
So did that one.
That one was okay.
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Silvanesti
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Fuck yeah motherfuckirers! fucking new year yeah!
Fuck yeah motherfuckirers! fucking new year yeah!
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I'm still immune to hangovers, wooooooooo :aaahhh:
I'm still immune to hangovers, wooooooooo :aaahhh:
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It was a good night.
I'm not nearly as out of it as I was a few hours ago. Tired maybe. But not out of it.
A friend of mine didn't fare so well. He tested his alcohol tolerance just a wee bit too much. Being the nice guy I am I cleaned up my roommate's bathroom for him.
But yes. A good night.
Happy new year, all!
It was a good night.
I'm not nearly as out of it as I was a few hours ago. Tired maybe. But not out of it.
A friend of mine didn't fare so well. He tested his alcohol tolerance just a wee bit too much. Being the nice guy I am I cleaned up my roommate's bathroom for him.
But yes. A good night.
Happy new year, all!
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dhoom mjale dhoom mjale dhoooooom
shikdum shikdum
dhoom mjale dhoom mjale dhoooooom
shikdum shikdum
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Wheee.
Wheee.
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Kitty Sinatra
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I drank some Guinness and Hoegaarden tonight. I didn't think I was drunk but seeing as I seem to be flirting with Gusto . . . I'm only gay when I'm drunk so I must be drunk. Also, I'm watching Wifeswap right now, which delivers nothing of its title's promise. I hope Supernanny's what I think it is.
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Hmm, Firefox's spellcheck knows Guinness but not Hoegaarden. I'll remember that come St Patrick's Day, and try to forget it on St Belgian's Day.
I drank some Guinness and Hoegaarden tonight. I didn't think I was drunk but seeing as I seem to be flirting with Gusto . . . I'm only gay when I'm drunk so I must be drunk. Also, I'm watching Wifeswap right now, which delivers nothing of its title's promise. I hope Supernanny's what I think it is.
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Hmm, Firefox's spellcheck knows Guinness but not Hoegaarden. I'll remember that come St Patrick's Day, and try to forget it on St Belgian's Day.
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Kitty Sinatra
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D'awwww :waah:
Update: Supernanny is not about anything remotely Kyptonic. Nor is Extreme Championship Wrestling.
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Dear TV,
Thanks for nothing.
(signed)
Julie Newmar.
D'awwww :waah:
Update: Supernanny is not about anything remotely Kyptonic. Nor is Extreme Championship Wrestling.
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Dear TV,
Thanks for nothing.
(signed)
Julie Newmar.
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Kitty Sinatra
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Shit, It's hard enough to get the delicious Quebec beers like Maudite and La Fin Du Monde here in the neighbouring province of Ontario. Both of those are superior to both Guinness and Hoegaarden combined. I certainly can't get any given Belgian brew.Bubble181 said:
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Celis White is American ;-)
Well, the owner and founder of Hoegaarden sold his brewery to Interbrew, moved to the US, and started making the e xact smae beer with different water and stuff. Since Interbrew/InBev/AmBev/AmBev-AB have made Hoegaarden ever less tasteful and Celis stuck to his original recipe, it's now vastly superior :-P
Celis White is American ;-)
Well, the owner and founder of Hoegaarden sold his brewery to Interbrew, moved to the US, and started making the e xact smae beer with different water and stuff. Since Interbrew/InBev/AmBev/AmBev-AB have made Hoegaarden ever less tasteful and Celis stuck to his original recipe, it's now vastly superior :-P
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Armadillo
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Do you have an opinion on Allagash White? I've heard VERY good things, but you can't buy it in Minnesota.
I'd like to be prepared for Belgian Wit Drinking Season. It's just around the corner!
Celis White, you say?Bubble181 said:
Do you have an opinion on Allagash White? I've heard VERY good things, but you can't buy it in Minnesota.
I'd like to be prepared for Belgian Wit Drinking Season. It's just around the corner!
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Kitty Sinatra
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that doesn't make it any less foreign.Bubble181 said:
ElJuski
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So, not drunk anymore, but last night!!
I'm sitting there at one of the local bars with a couple of my friends when this woman sits down. She starts talking to me about how she thinks Springsteen is one of the hottest men alive, and about Patrick Swayzee (I told her I am "Swayzee Crazy." She asked if I was "a gay"). Then she starts blathering on about her store she's about to open up--which actually I might stop by when it does--and how her son is dating the vice-dean's daughter (I told her to tell him not to fuck that up).
After a while she got bored cornering me in the bar booth and started talking to my friends about their classic rock band, and how the bassist- this gap-toothed long haired old man- and her played all the good stuff. Not the "rip-rap".
Of course, the bassist is there, and he comes over and starts talking to me about rap and how his 26 year old girlfriend taught him to love it. Okay, sure.
And then he goes, "Now just imagine being my age, boy, and getting a blowjobber with the top down in a car listening to this with a twenty year old."
The look on his face of sheer creepy enjoyment almost made me shit my pants. But still, it was one of the funniest experiences I've had at that bar. Much better than the last one we went to, which was crammed with hicks, including one who took to calling my friend "The Black Kid" (He's black, if you didn't guess it). We thought for a second there was gonna be a-shankin'.
So, not drunk anymore, but last night!!
I'm sitting there at one of the local bars with a couple of my friends when this woman sits down. She starts talking to me about how she thinks Springsteen is one of the hottest men alive, and about Patrick Swayzee (I told her I am "Swayzee Crazy." She asked if I was "a gay"). Then she starts blathering on about her store she's about to open up--which actually I might stop by when it does--and how her son is dating the vice-dean's daughter (I told her to tell him not to fuck that up).
After a while she got bored cornering me in the bar booth and started talking to my friends about their classic rock band, and how the bassist- this gap-toothed long haired old man- and her played all the good stuff. Not the "rip-rap".
Of course, the bassist is there, and he comes over and starts talking to me about rap and how his 26 year old girlfriend taught him to love it. Okay, sure.
And then he goes, "Now just imagine being my age, boy, and getting a blowjobber with the top down in a car listening to this with a twenty year old."
The look on his face of sheer creepy enjoyment almost made me shit my pants. But still, it was one of the funniest experiences I've had at that bar. Much better than the last one we went to, which was crammed with hicks, including one who took to calling my friend "The Black Kid" (He's black, if you didn't guess it). We thought for a second there was gonna be a-shankin'.
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Singularity.EXE
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ALOCHOL HIPPO CRITS YOU!
YOU ARE INEBRIATED!
ALOCHOL HIPPO CRITS YOU!
YOU ARE INEBRIATED!
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Anyhoo.
Yeah I got a little tipsy on my Christmas gift certificates fro local sports bars with my dogg. The cute waitress he has an eye for came at sat with us after her shift ended and we all had some drinks and nachos.
Was good times for realz.
Man that Hippo is probably hungry hungry.Singularity.EXE said:
Anyhoo.
Yeah I got a little tipsy on my Christmas gift certificates fro local sports bars with my dogg. The cute waitress he has an eye for came at sat with us after her shift ended and we all had some drinks and nachos.
Was good times for realz.
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I was drunk about 10-11PM CST its almost 4AM now... I just got back from what would normally be a 20-30 minute car ride that took over and hour because I had to stop and let someone puke every couple minutes
So yeah basically idk my night was weird. This girl I used to like expressed that she had feelings for me and we were drunk and made out and stuff but it just didn't feel right. I feel like a douche because I have a date tomorrow(well I guess today now ha) and I made out with this girl... like I am not dating this girl yet but still it felt assholish. Plus it just didn't feel right kissing her, the last girl I was with there was this I don't know how to really describe it just this passion and lust in it and it was fantastic just kissing her but when I kissed this girl it was just kinda meh... Maybe the last girl spoiled me or maybe my mind is telling me yeah nah this chick isn't for you.
I was drunk about 10-11PM CST its almost 4AM now... I just got back from what would normally be a 20-30 minute car ride that took over and hour because I had to stop and let someone puke every couple minutes
So yeah basically idk my night was weird. This girl I used to like expressed that she had feelings for me and we were drunk and made out and stuff but it just didn't feel right. I feel like a douche because I have a date tomorrow(well I guess today now ha) and I made out with this girl... like I am not dating this girl yet but still it felt assholish. Plus it just didn't feel right kissing her, the last girl I was with there was this I don't know how to really describe it just this passion and lust in it and it was fantastic just kissing her but when I kissed this girl it was just kinda meh... Maybe the last girl spoiled me or maybe my mind is telling me yeah nah this chick isn't for you.
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