The "I'm Drunk/High/Wasted" thread

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Charlie Dont Surf said:
this schnapps is A) too delicious and B) too high proof for me to drink it all but here we are!!!!!!!!!
Schnapps, eh?

I was going to go with a Buffy quote but couldn't find it or remember exactly how it went.
 
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Kitty Sinatra

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Where's the I wish I was Drunk thread?

I wish I was drunk.
 
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Krisken said:
I'm getting drunk on Leinenkugel's Red, but wish it was Fireside Nut. Store was out of it.
Damn it, I really wish I had the other beer. This is so mediocre, it hurts. Maybe I'll switch to Spiced Rum and Coke.

How's the saying go? Liquor after beer, you're in the clear, beer after liquor, get sick quicker?
 
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Andi said:
Wein nach Bier, das rat ich Dir. Bier nach Wein, das lass sein.

Dude, I took 3 years of German, and only one of it could be considered anything near productive. For all I know, you told me to eat my poop.
 
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oh no. i have imbibed a lot of alcohol and subjected me to wrestling holds and submissions but my arm is still covered in bloood nooooooooooooooo
 
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Krisken said:
Krisken said:
I'm getting drunk on Leinenkugel's Red, but wish it was Fireside Nut. Store was out of it.
Damn it, I really wish I had the other beer. This is so mediocre, it hurts. Maybe I'll switch to Spiced Rum and Coke.

How's the saying go? Liquor after beer, you're in the clear, beer after liquor, get sick quicker?
Hmmm, I think you have it backwards. It should be before, not after. At least thats how I've been playing it. Either way, keep :falldown:
 
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slothilopolis said:
Krisken said:
Krisken said:
I'm getting drunk on Leinenkugel's Red, but wish it was Fireside Nut. Store was out of it.
Damn it, I really wish I had the other beer. This is so mediocre, it hurts. Maybe I'll switch to Spiced Rum and Coke.

How's the saying go? Liquor after beer, you're in the clear, beer after liquor, get sick quicker?
Hmmm, I think you have it backwards. It should be before, not after. At least thats how I've been playing it. Either way, keep :falldown:
Damn. Ah well, I'll keep going with the beer. I get a little goofy when I drink, and I'll read this shit tomorrow wondering why I become such a peckerhead. Meh.
 
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Batdan

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General Fuzzy McBitty said:
Gin is good.... wheee.

I had butter scotch schnapps once.... was good... for the first half a bottle. It quickly tasted like ass thereafter.
Go half and half with Baileys. It's like a liquid Werther's caramel.
 
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Batdan said:
General Fuzzy McBitty said:
Gin is good.... wheee.

I had butter scotch schnapps once.... was good... for the first half a bottle. It quickly tasted like ass thereafter.
Go half and half with Baileys. It's like a liquid Werther's caramel.
that is a hell of an idea there. Since I don't drink coffee, I was running out of reasons to use Baileys.
 
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Krisken said:
Andi said:
Wein nach Bier, das rat ich Dir. Bier nach Wein, das lass sein.

Dude, I took 3 years of German, and only one of it could be considered anything near productive. For all I know, you told me to eat my poop.

No, I just told you that it would be better to drink wine after beer. Drinking beer after wine is considered as less than optimal.

That would mean, that you would be right: Strong alcohol is preferably drunken AFTER "lighter" alcohol.

Btw: Eat your poop.

:Leyla:
 
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Andi said:
Why so serious?

Not really serious. Just going along.

Just saw Dr. McNinja's Paul Bunyun story and now I want pancakes. :devil:

No pancakes make Krisken grumpy.
 
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*niaaaarrrrrr*

Food... *ravages appartment in the search for food*

fooooooooooooooooood...

:zombie:






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*signing off*
 
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Krisken said:
Andi said:
Why so serious?

Not really serious. Just going along.

Just saw Dr. McNinja's Paul Bunyun story and now I want pancakes. :devil:

No pancakes make Krisken grumpy.
Damn it, why'd you have to mention pancakes. I want some now. With bacon and sausage and maybe an egg or two :drool:

*rummages through cupboards and fridge* I have none of these things, what the hell is wrong with me.
 
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slothilopolis said:
Krisken said:
Andi said:
Why so serious?

Not really serious. Just going along.

Just saw Dr. McNinja's Paul Bunyun story and now I want pancakes. :devil:

No pancakes make Krisken grumpy.
Damn it, why'd you have to mention pancakes. I want some now. With bacon and sausage and maybe an egg or two :drool:

*rummages through cupboards and fridge* I have none of these things, what the hell is wrong with me.
Well, I have eggs, I just don't know if they're any good. Plus, bacon or sausage sounds awesome, and I don't have that either.
 
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Batdan

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What? No 24 hour restaurants in your area? That makes me madder than a one legged waitress in an IHOP.
 
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Batdan said:
What? No 24 hour restaurants in your area? That makes me madder than a one legged waitress in an IHOP.
Man, I live 20 minutes from the nearest gas station, and they're not even open 24 hours. I would have to drive an hour to get that kind of service, which is out of the question while drinking.
 
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Batdan said:
What? No 24 hour restaurants in your area? That makes me madder than a one legged waitress in an IHOP.
Well, I could walk 2 miles to the George Webb's (if you've been to Gen-Con in Wisconsin, you've heard of it), but it's not really worth it when the temp is 18 degrees. I'm sure as hell not driving.
 
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Mmmh, I'm barely even buzzed, it seems you don't lose the resistance by not drinking during long periods :D

Anyway, I had forgotten how great vermouth and spiked coffee were when accompanied with a warm blanket and a computer :3
 
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Man, when the doctor said "these pills will increase the effects of alcohol a LOT, a lot more than any antibiotics you've ever had, don't even think about driving after one beer", she wasn't kidding. I've had....errr....5 glasses of jenever tonight? And I can't fucking walk straight anymore. I can normally drink easily three or four times as much before feeling more than a slight buzz. Whoa. Cheap drunk right now. It sucks.
 
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I am drinking a daiquiri. It's fucking huge. Why?

I am now 100% certified to teach in Louisiana.


FUCK YOU LATAAP!! YOU'RE MY BITCH NOW! MUAHAHAAAA!!!

32 oz. to freeeedom so I taaaake that waaaaaalk....
 
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My semester is over! There is Morgan in my chai tea!

And I've stepped up my academic goals somewhat!

FUNTIMEYEAH
 
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