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Andi said:
Being drunk, I let Ed change my Name from my handle "Drachenherz" to "Andi", my real name.

Actually... That's one thing I probably won't regret when I sober up the next day. :D
but...whyyyy?
 
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RollingSamus said:
Vagabond said:
Bad......trip? :paranoid:
No, I do not enjoy "tripping". You can actually wiki the phrase "night terrors" if you want; it's like science and shit.
No, see, I thought you were having a adverse reaction to alcohol, which would be like having a bad trip.

Or so I've heard.
 

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RollingSamus said:
Vagabond said:
Bad......trip? :paranoid:
No, I do not enjoy "tripping". You can actually wiki the phrase "night terrors" if you want; it's like science and shit.
MAN WHY YOU GOTTA BRING SCIENCE INTO THIS.

Are night terrors like when you are asleep, but awake at the same time? And you see fucking trippy ass shit but you can't really move but like, your room is bleeding and people are walking on the ceiling?
 
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ElJuski said:
RollingSamus said:
Vagabond said:
Bad......trip? :paranoid:
No, I do not enjoy "tripping". You can actually wiki the phrase "night terrors" if you want; it's like science and shit.
MAN WHY YOU GOTTA BRING SCIENCE INTO THIS.

Are night terrors like when you are asleep, but awake at the same time? And you see fucking trippy ass shit but you can't really move but like, your room is bleeding and people are walking on the ceiling?
Maybe it's like night fever?

(We know how to do it...)

 
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Philosopher B.

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Oh my stars. I shouldn't have looked at that pic while sober. :eek:
 
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Philosopher B. said:
Oh my stars. I shouldn't have looked at that pic while sober. :eek:
Why, oh why would anyone put gorillas into shiny jump suits? The world may never know.
 
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I am drinking Coke with cherry juice/cherries and rum.

Will let you know how that pans out. But right now I'm in my guild's officer meeting...yay. :Leyla:
 

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Vytamindi said:
Will let you know how that pans out. But right now I'm in my guild's officer meeting...yay. :Leyla:
You have to be drunk for that shit.
 
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Drinking Spiced Rum and Coke, just took a shot of Rumpleminz, and I'm feeling pretty good.

On my 32nd b-day I had a shot my friend called 3 Nazi's. 1 part Rumpleminz, 1 part Jaegermeister, 1 part Goldschlager. You'd think it would be completely awful tasting, but it wasn't half bad (and that's from someone who can't stand Jaeger). However, for an hour or so I didn't move from my chair and could feel my heart beating in my feet.
 
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ElJuski said:
MAN WHY YOU GOTTA BRING SCIENCE INTO THIS.

Are night terrors like when you are asleep, but awake at the same time? And you see fucking trippy ass shit but you can't really move but like, your room is bleeding and people are walking on the ceiling?
Once I fell asleep while reading Lord of the Rings after I had a few too many, and my mom tried to wake me up to get me to bed. I half woke up but was stuck in Tolkien land and started freakin her out because I kept talking about some ring we needed to destroy.

So anyway, I'm living the high life right now. Nothing like drinkin the champagne of beer. I've also got the work Christmas party tomorrow. This should be an interesting weekend.
 
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I like beer.
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Hey ladies and fellas Gusto's a little drunk.

Anyway way here's my story of what happened.

A buunch of us went out clubbing for a friend's birthday. Her and the other girls were danceing whilst me and the other guys were in the corner lamenting the terrible music and conversing. Anyhoo were standing in a semi circle of sorts and suddenly this superdrunk dude and this chick kind of start making out, and stumble into our circle, pinnig one of the other guys against the wall. The fact that they didnt seem to notice was funny in itself

Then in attempt to get them to move, the smallest guy among us goes up kinda behind the girl and starts gyrating his hips. apparently our drunken interloper didnt like that too much and pressed his palm against our friends face.

THEN

The remaining four of us realize shit may me goingdown so we stand at attention, and put our drinks down etc. The guy is too drunk to notice anyone but his target, but the girl hes with notices, and this TERRIFIED look streaks across her face. She keeps trying to pull this drunk guy away from us but he keeps trying to come back, and we're all laughing our asses off.

Anyway thats my funny story from da club. Man that club was shitty, and the DJ especially

SO WHATS GOING ONZ MAH FORUM BUDDIES

VYTA hows the guild meeting going
 
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Calleja said:
Andi said:
Being drunk, I let Ed change my Name from my handle "Drachenherz" to "Andi", my real name.

Actually... That's one thing I probably won't regret when I sober up the next day. :D
but...whyyyy?
I've been dwelling in the Intarwebs for about 6 or 7 Years now with my Drachenherz-handle. For some reason, it doesn't feel or sound good to me in this forum, can't explain why. Maybe because I was a little bit inebriated yesterday. Maybe not. (Edit: I guess "Drachenherz" sounds so harsh, it has such a hard sound to it in an english forum. In german, it's no problem, as german already sounds rather "hard" in general. :zoid: )

But indeed, being sober now, I like the "sound and feel" of my real name as my handle.

And as I mentioned in the "nick"-thread, somehow my real name does me better justice than my handle, well, at least in this forum. I choose my handles myself, whereas my own name was "given" to me. Somehow, my handles were only reflecting one aspect of my personality, one aspect I deliberately wanted to play out, but using my real name... How to say... It let's me be myself. :)

Gosh... Am I really sober yet? Where are those alco-tests when you actually need them? ^^
 
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GUSTO THE GUILD MEETING WAS QUICK AND PAINLESS.

It eventually evolved into drunken guild night on vent. FUN!
 
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I am about to go out drinking. It is a friend's birthday party. If I am sober enough upon my return, I shall post here.
 
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ElJuski said:
Are night terrors like when you are asleep, but awake at the same time? And you see fucking trippy ass shit but you can't really move but like, your room is bleeding and people are walking on the ceiling?
It's basically when your brain wakes up, but your body does not. You're paralyzed(which is freaky enough!), and you get a sensation like someone is standing over you, watching. In a lot of people it feels like you're on some alien operating table. It could be the rational explanation of a lot of alien abduction stories! Anyways, in my experience, I get that feeling, and also the feeling that someone's watching me just outside my line of sight, like knelt next to the bed or something. It's really fucked up, and it happens to me ~two times a month I guess? If I'm lucky I go back to sleep and forget about it!
 
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Bad things are afoot. The wine store down the road has been having a 3-for-$10.99 sale on a lot of their wines. After sampling several bottles over the past week, the vast majority is totally decent. Maybe not "best Shiraz evar", but most of it is stuff you'd easily pay $15/bottle for elsewhere. I just noticed the bottle I opened while fixing dinner, eating, then reading to kids is empty. And there's several more where that came from. Bad things...
 
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BErt

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I guess I am the only one who drinks on sundays (yes, I work tomorrow)...

You guys post way too fast for me to participate in any other thread. I guess my "i plan to post more this time" lurker vow was all for naught.
 
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BErt said:
I guess I am the only one who drinks on sundays (yes, I work tomorrow)...

You guys post way too fast for me to participate in any other thread. I guess my "i plan to post more this time" lurker vow was all for naught.
BErt! Just hop in any thread! On threads that I haven't been reading from the beginning I hop on in and pretend I know what I'm posting about.
 
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Yeah, we all do that....Well, msot of the time. Today I spent all day reading up and now I'm up to speed on all the threads on the first page. And my post count went straight up as a result *sigh*
 
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BErt

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Vytamindi said:
BErt! Just hop in any thread! On threads that I haven't been reading from the beginning I hop on in and pretend I know what I'm posting about.
I hadnt thought of that...ACTING!
 
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I never do that.

And I never drink.

Now, haven't I still got some white wine in the fridge...? :-P
 
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BErt said:
Vytamindi said:
BErt! Just hop in any thread! On threads that I haven't been reading from the beginning I hop on in and pretend I know what I'm posting about.
I hadnt thought of that...ACTING!
It's not like the thread will still be about the subject title by the time ya hop in, so just read the last few posts and go from there. Hell, that's what I do.
 
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Charlie Dont Surf said:
It's basically when your brain wakes up, but your body does not. You're paralyzed(which is freaky enough!), and you get a sensation like someone is standing over you, watching. In a lot of people it feels like you're on some alien operating table. It could be the rational explanation of a lot of alien abduction stories! Anyways, in my experience, I get that feeling, and also the feeling that someone's watching me just outside my line of sight, like knelt next to the bed or something. It's really fucked up, and it happens to me ~two times a month I guess? If I'm lucky I go back to sleep and forget about it!
Keep telling yourself that, we're almost through with the experiments. Three more years worth and we'll have the data we need to repopulate the home planet. We thank you for your continued support.
 
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The Mike

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your post count is crazy, I'm starting to think you are too, I mean 48.45 posts per day
 
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RollingSamus said:
I am about to go out drinking. It is a friend's birthday party. If I am sober enough upon my return, I shall post here.
I hope RS had fun. :pirate:
 
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It's Monday, I have to work tomorrow, and I am currently inappropriately inebriated, which is fucking hard to type in such a state.

I'm drunk enough to state outright that you people make me happy more often than I like to admit, I hope Shego is posting somewhere in here (but has learned a sharp lesson about the whole "admitting to a false crime" thing), I think Dave's a fucking hero for what he's done here and I'm still worried about Amy's niece but feel weird PMing her about it.

For those that might choose to use this against me tomorrow when I'm not under my bottle of cheap whiskey's sweet, sweet embrace, I will pre-emptively summon my inner Kurtz.

Fuck you guys.
 
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Cuyval Dar

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Fun Size said:
It's Monday, I have to work tomorrow, and I am currently inappropriately inebriated, which is fucking hard to type in such a state.

I'm drunk enough to state outright that you people make me happy more often than I like to admit, I hope Shego is posting somewhere in here (but has learned a sharp lesson about the whole "admitting to a false crime" thing), I think Dave's a fucking hero for what he's done here and I'm still worried about Amy's niece but feel weird PMing her about it.

For those that might choose to use this against me tomorrow when I'm not under my bottle of cheap whiskey's sweet, sweet embrace, I will pre-emptively summon my inner Buckley.

Fuck you guys.
Fixed that for you.
 
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