The "I'm Drunk/High/Wasted" thread

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Why, thank you, Mr. Owl!

"Mr. Owl. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lesbian?"

"Let's find out, shall we?"
 
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Vytamindi said:
Why, thank you, Mr. Owl!

"Mr. Owl. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lesbian?"

"Let's find out, shall we?"

...'Crunch'?
 
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The CRUNCH was merely the clip of your bra giving way. Sorry for the less-than-subtle approach.
Now than, let's find out, shall we?
 
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That can't possibly be a disappointment, it just means they're *naturally* that firm and perky. Hello!
 
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I guess I should add that in the "things I haven't done" thread. Never read through Achewood. I've seen some great ones, but most fall flat for me.
But, let's not derail the sex derail with Achewood. I much prefer derails centering on cute women over those centering on drawn woodland creatures :-P
 
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Bubble181 said:
I guess I should add that in the "things I haven't done" thread. Never read through Achewood. I've seen some great ones, but most fall flat for me.
But, let's not derail the sex derail with Achewood. I much prefer derails centering on cute women over those centering on drawn woodland creatures :-P
Considering your avatar, that's actually kind of funny.
 
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Thread Necromancer said:
Rum + dash of coke = happy Necromancer.

:falldown: who's with me?
Not with you NOW, but that IS my favorite beverage!

What type of rum? I'm a Bacardi brat myself.
 
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Hooray for eggnog and bourbon season. Double hooray for pumpkin pie spiced eggnog.
 
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Hooray for Christmas break! My friends are home from school and/or basic military training for a few weeks and its good to be in good "spirits" again!
 
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It's 7 pm and I'm still drunk from yesterday. Surprise birthday parties with friends from all over the world rock :teeth: :thumbsup:

That was awesome :-D
 
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ElJuski said:
Jake said:
Le Quack said:
Im unbelievably stoned right now.
And yet I believe it. Now where does that leave you? :smoke:
Stonedville? Population: Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhh
Welcome to Stonedvil
We were gonna finish this, like, sign here. But have you looked at your hands recently? They're amazing, how they hand. And the wood, I can see the wood under this paint. I'm hungry. Hey guys, you have any pizza? Cheetos, maybe? What do you mean I'm still painting? Dude, it's fine, it's not like I'm going to run out of room. Holy shit man, it's noon! Did you ever notice at noon the sun and the hands on your watch are all pointing up? Fucking crazy, man. Like hands. They're amazing, how they h
 

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So, I've got this script for a cartoon, right? Me and my friend. And the bad guys, one episode they get stoned, so they could have a high-larious adventure.

And the whole B-story is them just sitting on the couch, watching shitty movies on Comedy Central and wolfing down boxes of Chicken N' a Biscuit. I am proud of that episode, because I think it nails the stoned experience on the head.

(We once sat down and watched The Young Ones rocked off our ass with many boxes of Chicken N' a Biscuit. It was...research. Yeah.)
 
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CynicismKills said:
ElJuski said:
Jake said:
Le Quack said:
Im unbelievably stoned right now.
And yet I believe it. Now where does that leave you? :smoke:
Stonedville? Population: Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhh
Welcome to Stonedvil
We were gonna finish this, like, sign here. But have you looked at your hands recently? They're amazing, how they hand. And the wood, I can see the wood under this paint. I'm hungry. Hey guys, you have any pizza? Cheetos, maybe? What do you mean I'm still painting? Dude, it's fine, it's not like I'm going to run out of room. Holy shit man, it's noon! Did you ever notice at noon the sun and the hands on your watch are all pointing up? Fucking crazy, man. Like hands. They're amazing, how they h
I know thats a lie because they are up before/during noon.
 
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Yarrr mateys! Da wine pours freely an' Oi'm boozled.

*purrrrr*
 
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I'm not sure if I'm drunk *again* or *still* drunk.
I got up at 6:30 pm, went to a dinner/party, and went straight on...Oh dear. 6:45 am, and have to work this afternoon. * sigh*
 
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My [strike:stwkg5cy]makeout buddy[/strike:stwkg5cy] best friend is coming over for the weekend. I bought Soco and nog. Whooooohooo!
 
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Bubble181 said:
I want a makeout buddy :-( Bah. Get over here :-P
Whoohoo!!!

Oh wait. The boyfriend somehow thinks that me making out with her is ok. But another guy?

BETTER TO ASK FORGIVENESS THAN PERMISSION, EH?
 
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Sounds like a plan :-D
Though I hope my girlfriend won't think that way if I ever get one again :-P
Also, who says I'm a guy? I just shaved, my cheeks are baby-bottom-soft now!
 
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Sooooooft cheeeeeeks!

My ex's beard grew super fast so when he shaved... it was the softest five minutes of my life!

...his hair grew that fast.
 
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I know the feeling. Before I had a beard, I shaved once a week. Now I've shaved 4 times in two days and it's still stubbly.
 
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Bubble181 said:
I know the feeling. Before I had a beard, I shaved once a week. Now I've shaved 4 times in two days and it's still stubbly.
Showoff.

I want a beard. :(
 
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