The "I'm Drunk/High/Wasted" thread

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Bubble181

Bubble181

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Dunny: yes. Not quite good.

Currently sober again...I tend not to type when I'm drunk.

But saturday was pretty bad. Wedding of two of my best friends, both slightly beer nerds. I managed to drink at least one of everything, and that was an accomplishment :-P
 
Calleja

Calleja

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ElJuski said:
YOU FUCKERS EDUCATE YOURSELVES AND WATCH THE MIGHTY BOOOSSSSSHHHH


"Nobody can be sad in a poncho!"
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And not everybody is sexy in one, amirite Jusko?
 
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LordRavage

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Out to get a dirnk right now.

See you guys later....ermm...maybe. :falldown:
 
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RollingSamus

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I NEED SOMEONE MONITORING ME AT ALL TIMES SO THAT I DO NOT SEND DRUNKEN FACEBOOK MESSAGES TO PEOPLE OH GOD MY SOCIAL LIFE IS RUINED FOR LIKE AT LEAST A LITTLE WHILE
 
Vytamindi

Vytamindi

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RollingSamus said:
I NEED SOMEONE MONITORING ME AT ALL TIMES SO THAT I DO NOT SEND DRUNKEN FACEBOOK MESSAGES TO PEOPLE OH GOD MY SOCIAL LIFE IS RUINED FOR LIKE AT LEAST A LITTLE WHILE
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ElJuski? Did Juski edit this? :aaahhh:
 
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Batdan

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RollingSamus said:
I NEED SOMEONE MONITORING ME AT ALL TIMES SO THAT I DO NOT SEND DRUNKEN FACEBOOK MESSAGES TO PEOPLE OH GOD MY SOCIAL LIFE IS RUINED FOR LIKE AT LEAST A LITTLE WHILE
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Wanna be facebook friends? :teeth: :rofl:
 
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LordRavage

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There should be a Hung over thread. My head is killing me with all these corporate Holiday parties.

All thats going through my head now is...

"Yea yea...life sucks....people die....Yea yea..life sucks...people die..."

:devil:
 
ElJuski

ElJuski

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Vytamindi said:
RollingSamus said:
I NEED SOMEONE MONITORING ME AT ALL TIMES SO THAT I DO NOT SEND DRUNKEN FACEBOOK MESSAGES TO PEOPLE OH GOD MY SOCIAL LIFE IS RUINED FOR LIKE AT LEAST A LITTLE WHILE
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ElJuski? Did Juski edit this? :aaahhh:
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This is not a fair assessment. USUALLY MY RANTS SOUND MORE LIKE THIS NOT LIKE WHAT HER RANT WAS CMON CANT YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE
 
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Talis

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I have 40 bucks burning a whole in my pocket and I need to get inebriated tonight. What kind of booze do you recommend?























Pot is fine too.
 
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Batdan

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I still need to run to the store for some Baileys. :waah:
 
Shakey

Shakey

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Talis said:
I have 40 bucks burning a whole in my pocket and I need to get inebriated tonight. What kind of booze do you recommend?
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Knob Creek - 100 proof bourbon should do the trick
 
Jake

Jake

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slothilopolis said:
Knob Creek - 100 proof bourbon should do the trick
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As a Kentuckian from the heart of bourbon country, I second this emotion. Woodford Reserve is also top notch.

Of course I'd blow the $40 on Belgian ales.
 
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Batdan

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Talis said:
I have decided to get some Lemoncello, because its lemony alchoholically good.
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Mmmm, but that's more of a dessert thing than a sip while you relax and post on the forums thing.
 
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Talis

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Batdan said:
Talis said:
I have decided to get some Lemoncello, because its lemony alchoholically good.
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Mmmm, but that's more of a dessert thing than a sip while you relax and post on the forums thing.
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Yeah I know, but its just SO SO good!
 
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Batdan

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Talis said:
Batdan said:
Talis said:
I have decided to get some Lemoncello, because its lemony alchoholically good.
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Mmmm, but that's more of a dessert thing than a sip while you relax and post on the forums thing.
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Yeah I know, but its just SO SO good!
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Agreed!!!
 
Shakey

Shakey

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Jake said:
slothilopolis said:
Knob Creek - 100 proof bourbon should do the trick
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As a Kentuckian from the heart of bourbon country, I second this emotion. Woodford Reserve is also top notch.

Of course I'd blow the $40 on Belgian ales.
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I used to drink a lot of Woodford Reserve, can't find it where I'm at now though. I need to get down there some time and tour all the distilleries. I'd have to hire a driver though ;)

Belgian ales would come in a close second. Them Monks sure know how to make a damn good beer.
 
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Talis

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slothilopolis said:
Jake said:
slothilopolis said:
Knob Creek - 100 proof bourbon should do the trick
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As a Kentuckian from the heart of bourbon country, I second this emotion. Woodford Reserve is also top notch.

Of course I'd blow the $40 on Belgian ales.
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I used to drink a lot of Woodford Reserve, can't find it where I'm at now though. I need to get down there some time and tour all the distilleries. I'd have to hire a driver though ;)

Belgian ales would come in a close second. Them Monks sure know how to make a damn good beer.
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Yeah, they know how to bring out the spirit in spirits. :)
 
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Biardo

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I'm a bit drunk and can't go to sleep
I promised a friend he could sleep at my chamber after he got back from a party and now I'm just waiting for him, so I call on you halforum; here I am now entertain me
 
Jake

Jake

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The wife and I just split a sixer of Rogue Dead Guy Ale while decorating the Christmas tree (and redecorating after kids ran off with ornaments).

A quote from the missus: "Whoa, I'm farting 'Baker Street'! It's like my favorite song playing OUT OF MY ASS!"

Which guarantees one of the kids will say "OUT OF MY ASS!" the next time they see grandma.
 

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Jake said:
Which guarantees one of the kids will say "OUT OF MY ASS!" the next time they see grandma.
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I would actually like to know whether this happens.
 
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RollingSamus

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night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors :sadness:
 
Vagabond

Vagabond

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RollingSamus said:
night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors night terrors :sadness:
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Bad......trip? :paranoid:

Talis said:
Pot is fine too.
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That it is, that it is.

But this is the drunk thread!

Which I am now, thanks to the Heinekens. I know, ew, beer. I'm very boring when it comes to drinking, yeah.
 
Andi

Andi

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At the moment, I'm not drunk, but I hope I can contribute in the true sense of this thread tonight. :aaahhh: :falldown: :pud: :Leyla:
 
Bubble181

Bubble181

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Vagabond said:
Which I am now, thanks to the Heinekens. I know, ew, beer. I'm very boring when it comes to drinking, yeah.
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No, no, no. Not "ew, beer", but "eww, THAT excuse for beer".

Also, hmmm, baileys. I'm oddly in the mood for that right now. Maybe my sore throat has something to do with it.
 
Andi

Andi

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Being drunk, I let Ed change my Name from my handle "Drachenherz" to "Andi", my real name.

Actually... That's one thing I probably won't regret when I sober up the next day. :D
 
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