Im 38 hours awake now 
To hopped up on shit after a crazy electro party.
To hopped up on shit after a crazy electro party.
I just saw what happens when someone gets 1,000,000 coins on youtube. Not drunk now...but for the poor sap who wasted his life doing that I will be.
I've just got a buzz going (Man I love pumpkin ale)
However...
Look at the size of that freaking beer!
This, my friends, is a full litre of Steamwhistle- Toronto's finest pilsner (And the only pilsner I've found that I enjoy)
The only reason I'm wearing my hat inside is because it happens to be a Steamwhistle hat. Got it when I took their brewery tour.
Also, Google Chrome's auto correct reminds me: America, if you aren't going to adopt the metric system, don't fucking tell me I'm spelling litre wrong. You adopt the litre. you can spell it how you like. But until then, enough with the squigly red line.
Okay, so I'm a little bit more than buzzed. I drank a lot of the Steamwhistle while posting this.
However...
Look at the size of that freaking beer!
This, my friends, is a full litre of Steamwhistle- Toronto's finest pilsner (And the only pilsner I've found that I enjoy)
The only reason I'm wearing my hat inside is because it happens to be a Steamwhistle hat. Got it when I took their brewery tour.
Also, Google Chrome's auto correct reminds me: America, if you aren't going to adopt the metric system, don't fucking tell me I'm spelling litre wrong. You adopt the litre. you can spell it how you like. But until then, enough with the squigly red line.
Okay, so I'm a little bit more than buzzed. I drank a lot of the Steamwhistle while posting this.
I am pre-birthday buzzed up in this. Drinkin' Bitburger and watchin' Kim Possible. I also had sicilian pizza. Today is a warbly day.
B
BErt
I was not initially a fan of this Newcastle Werewolf, but I've concluded that I approve. Good show, old chap...
My feelings in a nutshell.
LET'S FUCKIN' PARRY!
LET'S FUCKIN' PARRY!
BananaHands
Staff member
i'm drunk watching fargo
pretty good dere ya
pretty good dere ya
Cohen bros and alcohol. A good day mr apple feet. That's the opposite of BananaHands. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! I be drappy.
BananaHands
Staff member
i'm taking this to the haiku thread[DOUBLEPOST=1348900905][/DOUBLEPOST]I wonder sometimes
If the halforums guys know
i saw juice naked
If the halforums guys know
i saw juice naked
I saw juice naked too. When the juice was an orange! And was peeled. Juice be just crazy up in this. BEER!
Oktoberfest season! Is there anything better for drunk eyes then a Dirndl? Nope.
Schnitzel on a bun?
KIELBASA! I just had some Oktoberfest kiel-BA-SA! WHILE I am drunk and high. KIEL-BASA!
I still prefer looking at girls in dirndls then eating...wait...schnitzel on a bun?Why would you do that?
So you'll make your bread quota and not need a plate! Unlike-KIEL-BASA!
Kielbasa aint even German.It`s slavic sausage 
Oh well...tonight i will be back to drinking beer out of ridicously large glasses served by women in dirndl.
Oh well...tonight i will be back to drinking beer out of ridicously large glasses served by women in dirndl.
But...they serve kielbasa at Oktoberfest right? Thats where I got mine.
Sorry,Yoshi.You either get a Weißwurst which is boiled and then served with dijon mustard or one of our many fried sausages,served with sauerkraut.But no kielbasa.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah, that explains it. My parents always give the wrong names for things.
You know who I miss bantering with in the I'm drunk thread? Amy! and damn it, I haven't posted in here in forever, and now I want to banter with Amy for the joy of it.
So, came up here on business, discovered that Alaska Amber and Glenfiddich make a fine enough combination to make me unlurk long enough to make this post.
Okay, Back to lurking.
-Nick
P.S. any typos you see are solely the fault of the Tapatalk and Swype combo, and not my current state of inebriation.
Okay, Back to lurking.
-Nick
P.S. any typos you see are solely the fault of the Tapatalk and Swype combo, and not my current state of inebriation.
I am awarding you of this. That consumption in Africa is guilt free, is that crawling into bed at 03h30 is all good and fine because getting home from the pub is all good when you said you would be home at 8pm.
Which is exackery what I did because I did not declare which time zone I was referencing.
Sorted
Which is exackery what I did because I did not declare which time zone I was referencing.
Sorted
I have no true drinking buddies. Everyone I know (besides family) gets shit-faced after only 3 beers. AND USUALLY ITS LIGHT BEER! Is it so hard to find a drinking buddy?
If, as Ben Franklin (apparently never) said, "beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy," then the corollary must also be true that "men inevitably twist and corrupt the good things that God gives to them." Hence, light beer.
CG, take it from a long-time lurker (since image comics boards), you are anything but mediocre. Rock on.
Does it make sense to sip a shot? Like not down it? My mom does that but I see it as weird. Or is downing a shot a media enforced deally ?
I think of a "shot" as something that should be downed all at once. Some liquors don't meet that definition, even for the same quantity as a shot: good whiskies, for instance, are meant to be sipped.
Or downed all at once. Whatever works for you.
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Or downed all at once. Whatever works for you.
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See I thought so. The shots I'm talkin' bout are in those tiny plastic shot cups, and I just find it weird how my mom "sips" from something so damn tiny.
Cajungal
Staff member
Aw, bless you, sir. *hugs* That's very sweet.
I just get moody when I drink. I giggle and dance around for half an hour, and then I get sad and hug people and ask them to sing with me... Or some scenario like that.My little bro swiped some hard apple cider from his house! Just as much kick as a normal beer, but delicious! BEER!
Sorry, I was drunk. I just really like apples.
