The Jay Show - Interview # 3 - Gusto

[Officer_Charon]

Good luck Gusto! I can't wait to listen.



Don't get to excited.

Too late, lass...

 

[Jay]

That's a negatory for tonight

Need more prep time (not enough good quality bamboozles... you people are far too kind... treat Gusto like you treat Norris goddamnit) and the Jay has to pickup someone at the airport after work.

Sometime this week I hope,

 

[strawman]

Boo!

 

[Officer_Charon]

We need a consistent target ID for the "bamboozles." Some people may not completely understand what is required of a good one?

Is it zany? Does it require thought? Random? Risqué? Raunchy?

All of the above?

 

[Cajungal]

I agree with Charon. I like coming up with random hypothetical questions, and I sent a couple, but I don't know how crazy these are supposed to be.

 

[Tress]

not enough good quality bamboozles... you people are far too kind... treat Gusto like you treat Norris goddamnit

Why don't you just ask the questions people sent you instead of waiting for awkwardly sexual and/or goofy questions?

 

[strawman]

I'm pretty sure Jay's just saving up bamboozles so he can ask us the ones we sent in when we get interviewed.

I'm on to your scheme, Jay!

That's why all my latest bamboozles are only applicable to the person being interviewed.

 

[Gusto]

bamboozle

 

[Jay]

Why don't you just ask the questions people sent you instead of waiting for awkwardly sexual and/or goofy questions?

https://www.halforums.com/threads/introducing-the-jay-show-official-sign-up.26633/

#6

 

[LittleKagsin]

Too late, lass...

Ah, I've never been called lass before. I like it!

 

[Officer_Charon]

https://www.halforums.com/threads/introducing-the-jay-show-official-sign-up.26633/

#6

IOW, "Deal with it."

 

[Jay]

What about a sexy lass?

Lassie?

Little Kaglassie?

 

[Officer_Charon]

Ah, I've never been called lass before. I like it!

Och aye, an' it be a pleasure to be ye first!

 

[Gusto]

I still think I gave her the best nickname.

That is to say, I give everyone awesome nicknames.

 

[Jay]

Hey, what are the odds of you taking a pic in your work uniform with your arms crossed so that I can Photoshop it with

IOW
"Your Pic"
Deal with it

?

 

[LittleKagsin]

Do I know this nickname?

 

[Jay]

I still think I gave her the best nickname.

That is to say, I give everyone awesome nicknames.

What's mine?

Goddamn 10 seconds wait between posts... IM BEING SUPPRESSED

 

[Gusto]

I've been calling you L-Kagz.

 

[LittleKagsin]

Oh, thats right! Adorable.

 

[Gusto]

I've called you Jay since you were SeriousJay, and every once in a while I call you Jiggidy Jay in my head.

 

[LittleKagsin]

What about a sexy lass?

Lassie?

Little Kaglassie?

And no, Jay, I've never been called those either..so those are a first too.

 

[Jay]

Jiggidy Jay

 

[Officer_Charon]

Hey, what are the odds of you taking a pic in your work uniform with your arms crossed so that I can Photoshop it with

IOW
"Your Pic"
Deal with it

?

Stand by.... gonna see if I can get one of my gas station attendant friend to help out... lighting right now SUCKS

 

[Jay]

And no, Jay, I've never been called those either..so those are a first too.

I love being first!

Added at: 21:30

Stand by.... gonna see if I can get one of my gas station attendant friend to help out... lighting right now SUCKS

Are you.... working right now?
Sir, you're awesome.

 

[Gusto]

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Ah, les mots justes.

 

[Jay]

Tu parle francais? No, c'est dommage mon copain qui abite ou Napoleon a eu sa defaite.

Parli puo darci l'italiano?

 

[Gusto]

A little French. Like, enough to know what you said but not enough to respond.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Hey, what are the odds of you taking a pic in your work uniform with your arms crossed so that I can Photoshop it with

IOW
"Your Pic"
Deal with it

?

Here ya go.... two views

Added at: 21:59
Et je parle francais aussi. E anche un po d'italiano. Y un poquito d'espanol.

 

[Emrys]

Och aye, an' it be a pleasure to be ye first!

Get a room!

 

[LittleKagsin]

Get a room!

With Doom Weasels?

 

[Emrys]

With Doom Weasels?

Oh, so you like the kinky stuff?

 

[LittleKagsin]

Oh, so you like the kinky stuff?

Heh, no...
I was really just trying to include you there...

 

[Emrys]

Heh, no...
I was really just trying to include you there...

So... you're saying you... and me... and O_C?
This is becoming more interesting by the moment. What else do you like, chère?

 

[Jay]

Damn Sir, that's a nice vehicle you have there.

 

[LittleKagsin]

Oh my landlord...this conversation did not go where I intended. Haha!

I think I'll just shush now....