The Jay Show - Interview # 3 - Gusto

[Jay]

http://memegenerator.net/Pull-Over-Cop

 

[Officer_Charon]

Damn Sir, that's a nice vehicle you have there.

Meh, it's a pool car... just happens to be the best one in the pool. I'm due for my own take-home soon... probably after New Year's...

 

[Tress]

https://www.halforums.com/threads/introducing-the-jay-show-official-sign-up.26633/

#6

Then stop crying and make up some fucking questions. You can't have it both ways.

 

[LittleKagsin]

Let it begin!
Let it begin!!
LET IT BEGINNNNN!!!!

 

[Gusto]

Man if only it weren't the holiday season and Jay and I weren't otherwise procrastinating occupied.

 

[strawman]

Your haberdashery knows no bounds.

I know, it's a stretch. Haberdasher --> men's clothing --> makes slacks --> you slacker.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Your haberdashery knows no bounds.

I know, it's a stretch. Haberdasher --> men's clothing --> makes slacks --> you slacker.

You barely got that one to fit, steinman. Maybe you need to work on tailoring your ripostes to your audience, so as better to needle them.

 

[drifter]

Cut it out.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Now now.. just because you can't measure up, that's no need to resort to such drastic lengths.... you could always just bolt out of here, rather than ruffle everybody.

 

[Gusto]

hurr hurr puns

 

[Officer_Charon]

Okay okay... jeez, sorry....

 

[Bones]

you could always cobble something together....

 

[strawman]

Sew you want to duel eh? That's quite unseamly, but it you insist I'm quite sure I can pin you down. This behavior doesn't really suit me, though.

 

[LittleKagsin]

 

[Jay]

 

[phil]

Soooooo... This is never gonna happen?

 

[Bones]

I think so Phil. I think Jay is done.

 

[strawman]

I thought he was simply putting it off until after the holidays.

 

[Bones]

thats cool too, I figured it might be like most projects in which it starts and after awhile people just dont have the time to give it anymore.

 

[PatrThom]

Hey, I sent in a bunch of questions. Some of them are good even by Jay's standards.
We lack not for raw material. What we lack is ... an interview.

--Patrick

 

[LittleKagsin]

I'm pretty sure they were just busy with the holidays and so decided to postpone it. Which, 'holidays' may very well include New Years, so hopefully after that they can get to an interview.

 

[strawman]

He has a status. Read it.

 

[Jay]

After the holidays. SWTOR...

duuurrrrp

 

[PatrThom]

He has a status. Read it.

I read it. We don't want Veggie Tales, we want interviews!

--Patrick

 

[Jay]

Soon....

I'll get in tough with Gusto soon.....

 

[Adam]

Soon....

I'll get in tough with Gusto soon.....

If it's that tough, use lube.

 

[Jay]

Too moist.

 

[Adam]

Too moist.

Tell him to stop crying

 

[Jay]

He's from Waterloob

 

[Jay]

Tomorrow night, the interview shall happen.

 

[Gusto]

Aw yeeeeah

We doin this

 

[ThatNickGuy]

 

[LittleKagsin]

In lieu of the above post...I will resist my urge to post the same. (Which, I'm pretty sure I posted something of that nature in here somewhere..and has been lost to time.)

But still, eee, excite! I kind of adore you both.

 

[Jay]

Interview interrogation is all set to good with all questions and bamboozles are accounted for.
It was far easier than the previous few times as many fine bamboozles provided some tasty questions.
Did I mention we'll be 2 to grill you tomorrow night Mr. Miller?

 

[Gusto]

Did I mention we'll be 2 to grill you tomorrow night Mr. Miller?

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Coolio.

And to continue the barbecue metaphor, I'll be providing my own whisky sauce.