The Giant has said before that Order of the Stick is not based on a D&D campaign he played. Neither is it supposed to be an actual campaign played by players. It's simply that the characters involved are aware that they're in a D&D setting, like they were self-aware player characters.
That said, I thought it'd be fun to imagine who some of the players might be IF they were actual players. Who do you think the players MIGHT be if Order of the Stick was a live, ongoing D&D campaign? (Also, if this topic has been discussed before, I apologize in advance and understand if it's locked.)
Here are some of my own ideas:
1) Roy - He and the DM are longtime friends, having played a number of campaigns together. His character might not have the longest back story, but the character of Roy pushes the campaign's story forward. After all, it was oath he swore to destroy Xykon that started the first dungeon crawl. He's also the most experienced in terms of playing D&D, and is the leader of the group.
2) Durkon: Probably the most detailed character background, but one of the quieter members at the table. He lets the others make the decisions, holds back and heals for the most part. The player has lightened up over the years, though, likely causing some good laughs regarding the character's phobia of trees.
3) Vaarsuvius - The kind of player that spent WAY too long fiddling with their character sheet. They used to spend WAY too much trying to role-play, with ridiculously long speeches, but they've cooled off that over the years. In the later years, the player has had more responsibilities. Maybe a new job that keeps them away from regular sessions or school or a baby. But the DM wants them to stick around, so they come up with ways to keep the character occupied for short periods of time (another dimension, unconscious/wandering, possession, etc).
4) Elan - Constantly putting themselves in trouble, I think Elan is one of two newbie players. They try, but wind up screwing up often. They also have REALLY lousy rolls sometimes (I ROLLED A 4!). Probably the most likeable player at the table, the DM has gradually added to the character's backstory, including an evil brother and father. The DM also personally helped the player switch classes to Swashbuckler, making them more than a support class as a reward for good roleplaying.
5) Haley - I'm actually not sure here. Maybe the type of player who knows the ins and outs of the rules, argues with the DM over them. Early in the campaign, the player maybe took advantage of the other players, especially the newbies, tricking them for more loot (stealing Belkar's potion, the worthless stones, etc). But they've gradually become less selfish, even helping Elan's player.
6) Belkar - The other newbie, but this one's the hack and slash type. The DM has had to talk them out killing other player characters in the past and even punished the player for awhile for being so brash. It seemed to work out, though, as it became lesson learned and they're now a major team player.
How about you guys? What do you think? I kept the descriptions purposely gender neutral, but do you think certain players might be a certain gender? Maybe Elan is someone's younger sister, similar to Sally in the webcomic Darths & Droids? Maybe another is the DM's (or another player's) girlfriend?
How would you picture the players around the table playing Order of the Stick?