The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[LittleKagsin]

My dad is going in for surgery tomorrow where they’re also checking for cancer.

I’m not sure how to feel since I don’t know anything yet, so I’m not panicking, but I also have worry sitting right on me. I hope he’s okay and it all goes alright. I don’t want my Mom to have to deal with anything more with the year she had last year.

Love and hugs and thoughts would be appreciated.

 

[Bones]

Reminds me too much of security toilets in our max security unit.

psssst, i think thats what they are >_>

 

[PatrThom]

I can't help but feel that some of those things are just going to cause problems farther down the plumbing system.

GOOD plumbing is supposed to get larger in diameter the closer you get to the sewer line so stuff like that doesn't happen, but once you hit the city lines, it's anyone's guess what's piled up there waiting for you.

--Patrick

 

[bhamv3]

Hey everyone, 1000 pages of random crap!

 

[PatrThom]

Hey everyone, 1000 pages of random crap!

I saw when we hit 999, but hadn't realized we'd finally flowed over.

--Patrick

 

[Tiger Tsang]

One Kilo of crap, The Halforums way!

 

[jwhouk]

Wait, wouldn't that be page 1,024?

 

[Sparhawk]

Wait, wouldn't that be page 1,024?

No, that would be a Meg-a-crap.

 

[HCGLNS]

If @Sparhawk was a type of bird, their name could be what they say, sparhawk sparhawk!

 

[Celt Z]

If @Sparhawk was a type of Pokemon, their name could be what they say, sparhawk sparhawk!

FTF-chu!

 

[HCGLNS]

I caught a Pidgey the other day.

 

[PatrThom]

Wait, wouldn't [a kilo] be page 1,024?

No, that would be a “kibi.”

—Patrick

 

[Squidleybits]

Catch me a shiny hat Wobbufet!! No Pidgeys, you silly!

 

[HCGLNS]

In het hutje, hutje, hutje op de hei
komt de polonaise wel 20 keer voorbij
we maken nog een rondje
we zijn van de partij
handjes op de schouders
in het hutje op de hei
In het hutje, hutje, hutje op de hei
komt de polonaise weer een keer voorbij
we maken nog een rondje
we zijn van de partij
in het hi-ha-hi-ha-hutje op de hei

 

[Celt Z]

In het hutje, hutje, hutje op de hei
komt de polonaise wel 20 keer voorbij
we maken nog een rondje
we zijn van de partij
handjes op de schouders
in het hutje op de hei
In het hutje, hutje, hutje op de hei
komt de polonaise weer een keer voorbij
we maken nog een rondje
we zijn van de partij
in het hi-ha-hi-ha-hutje op de hei

 

[Emrys]

In het hutje, hutje, hutje op de hei
komt de polonaise wel 20 keer voorbij
we maken nog een rondje
we zijn van de partij
handjes op de schouders
in het hutje op de hei
In het hutje, hutje, hutje op de hei
komt de polonaise weer een keer voorbij
we maken nog een rondje
we zijn van de partij
in het hi-ha-hi-ha-hutje op de hei

I see that you've finally lost it. Good for you.

 

[Squidleybits]

What am coming home to!?!?

 

[HCGLNS]

 

[Yoshimickster]

I always need to remind myself, "Don't eat the corn part of the corn cob pipe, YOU KNOW its not corn any more!"

 

[Frank]

I kind of came to a realization about screamy, shitty Youtubers. I don't give a shit about their content. Matty Matheson is a screamy, idiot Youtuber and I love the shit out of him. He's also a good cook and genuine as hell. There! That's the difference. Screamy Youtubers are 99% fake as shit. There's no way in hell Matty isn't that person.

I wanna hear stories about dropping acid while playing Lacrosse while watching a cooking show.

 

[Bubble181]

There's a huge gulf between Swedish and Dutch, I tell you.

The Dutch can't cook.

 

[bhamv3]

There's a huge gulf between Swedish and Dutch, I tell you.

The Dutch can't cook.

I rather liked the hotchpotch I had when I was in Amsterdam. Though I acknowledge it wasn't exactly a refined gourmet dish.

 

[HCGLNS]

Ham and cheese sandwich for lunch.

Omnomnom

 

[figmentPez]

Good grief, I'm starting to post in the wrong thread as often as @LittleKagsin makes typos. Here, moved from the tech random crap thread:

Unpopular opinion: Beans make a damn good pizza topping.

Not just in "Mexican pizza" type situations, either. Tomato sauce, mozzarella, onions, and some type of white beans is a fantastic pizza.

 

[Ravenpoe]

There's a huge gulf between Swedish and Dutch, I tell you.

The Dutch can't cook.

Maybe regular Dutch, but the Pennsylvania Dutch have contributed a ton to American and world cuisine... Including donuts!

 

[LittleKagsin]

Good grief, I'm starting to post in the wrong thread as often as @LittleKagsin makes typos. Here, moved from the tech random crap thread:

Unpopular opinion: Beans make a damn good pizza topping.

Not just in "Mexican pizza" type situations, either. Tomato sauce, mozzarella, onions, and some type of white beans is a fantastic pizza.

Don’t drag me like this!!

 

[Squidleybits]

Bad typos build character. I would know

 

[HCGLNS]

Shine my willy!

 

[Celt Z]

Did someone say "typos"???

All I can say as bad as my typos often are, nothing is as bad as my hand-written days before spellcheck. Or still, sometimes.

Bad spellers/typists of the world, untie!

 

[Squidleybits]

Years ago, I sent a text to someone at work about bagpipes. They tried to figure it out and when showed the message, I didn’t even know what I had been trying to say.

 

[Dave]

Okay so weird question.

A woman here at my work was talking to me and tried to talk me into buying a pillow. Specifically, this pillow. Here's the thing, she tells me that the guy who hocks this thing says it promotes improved nutrients throughout your body. Now, I understand that a better pillow might help with neck pain, but NUTRIENTS?!? Unless you are completely cutting off your blood flow to your brain every night, your pillow wouldn't make any meaningful difference with "nutrients".

Am I off base with this?

 

[HCGLNS]

Respond with this:

 

[Dave]

Respond with this:

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I did! But I got, "You never know! How do you know?"

 

[GasBandit]

I did! But I got, "You never know! How do you know?"

"Because I paid attention in middle school biology."

 

[HCGLNS]

It's up to her to prove that it can, not you to prove that it can not.