You do weird things. It wasn’t a stretch.I convinced my family that I got four bottles of tiger milk at the store for me to drink.
Bottles? No, everyone knows Tiger's Milk comes in bars.I convinced my family that I got four bottles of tiger milk at the store for me to drink.
Protein rich...Bottles? No, everyone knows Tiger's Milk comes in bars.
What kind of milk do you normally drink that doesn't have protein in it?Protein rich...
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This is jizz, isn't it?
Might be, the formula has changed a lot since I used to eat them as a kid. (They were one of the better tasting options to get as a treat at the health food store. Also on that list were Nature Nuggets, which were like crappier versions of Reese's PB cups, but those have also gone severely downhill in quality since the 80s.)This is jizz, isn't it?
The voice of experience. An epoch endorsement! A millenia of advice for millennials! Generations worth of general knowledge!Tiger Malt. 60% of the time, it works every time.
"Sorry honey. I'll go back to using your friends' facebook pages."
I hear QNAP came out with a new SOHO NAS, the TS-431K, if you're interested. Not hard to put 40TB (20-30TB usable, depending on RAID method chosen) of storage into one of those.My wife scolded me for downloading so much porn that I filled up our computer's HD and thus had to spend money on yet another external HD.
THAT WAS YOU???And about that time I broke both arms.
CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!I think the weirdest thing about all this is learning that Kevin Nash, one of the biggest pricks ever in wrestling, is 100% BLM and fucking hates the cops or that Stone Cold Steve Austin, the redneckiest mother fucker to walk the planet from Texas is literally doing written promos against fucking racists.
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Yet Chris Jericho, a Canadian and seemingly decent dude, who's been progressive when it comes to trans issues, is an all lives matter stop rioting prick.
Undertaker being a MAGA CHUD is no surprise.
Today is 10 years to the day from my high school graduation.
Then what does that make you?You're both children.
Almost, but not quite, as old as Dave.Wow. I feel old just for recognizing that song. It really fell off quickly after being everywhere for like 2 months.
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Then what does that make you?
Oh come now, no finite number actually approaches infinity, you know.Almost, but not quite, as old as Dave.
Yeah, it's been a while since you've been in the corner. Get going.Oh come now, no finite number actually approaches infinity, you know.
Let me rephrase that:Almost, but not quite, as old as Dave.
Robbing the cradle.Let me rephrase that:
What does that make you in the context of calling Gas a child?
No, he's playing the Hot Canadian Girlfriend trope.Robbing the cradle.
Or he's robbing the grave, either way.
Ma'am! Yes Ma'am!Yeah, it's been a while since you've been in the corner. Get going.
All this robbin' goin' on, and yet ain't nothin' been stolen.Robbing the cradle.
Or he's robbing the grave, either way.