Well now I'm not gonna do it.
The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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My family just accidentally dialed me into their learning call with my sister’s boys. I just learned all about tartan 
It's ok, @Celt Z did it.
—Patrick
Ehh? I'd try it, but that doesn't look like any 'Detroit style' pizza I've ever had...
www.atlasobscura.com
This Pizza Combines Two Detroit Specialties
Detroit-Style Coney Dog Pizza is crispy, thick, and topped with hot dogs.
www.atlasobscura.com
A terror to vegetarians everywhere
Here you go if you want to learn the history behind it.
Aside from being rectangular, it's the crispy border (kind of like the one on a fried egg) that really makes it.
--Patrick
GasBandit
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At least they left in in place to be rediscovered, instead of ripping it out.
Speaking from tile experience?
On the ONE HAND today I felt bad because when I delivered one order I realized there was no straw for the drink...on the OTHER hand they only tipped a BUCK for a 27 dollar meal, so fuck-em.
It was a LARGE drink by the way, FULLY intact!
It was a LARGE drink by the way, FULLY intact!
People suck. I’m sorry that happened.
When people say they post to bitchute because youtube censors them, what they mean is youtube won't let them post hate speech and far right conspiracies.A poster of football games on YouTube linked his BitChute account for other games YouTube wouldn't allow. Out of curiosity, I checked the site's main page.
That was a mistake.
Do you know how hateful your far right conspiracy theory has to be for youtube to disallow it? A lot
As someone who was a waiter for a living I feel you. I am hardwired to tip at least 10%. Even if the service is not stellar. If it is really good I give 20%. Thankfully waitstaff gets payed better than in the USA.
Dave
Staff member
Never heard of that place before. I went just to check it out. You're not only not wrong, you may be understating it.
I have a very common name. Thanks Mom and Dad. So there have always been a lot of people with my first and last name wherever I go. There were four of us at university. There was one where we used to live when we were in our apartment with terrible credit and I knew how lame it was to tell the creditors that yes, that’s my name, but no I’m a different person.
At work there are a bunch in other departments and I get their emails all the times and invited to their staff meetings. I always write back and let them know.
I got the worst today. It was from HR. It was good news, just not mine.
Rough.
At work there are a bunch in other departments and I get their emails all the times and invited to their staff meetings. I always write back and let them know.
I got the worst today. It was from HR. It was good news, just not mine.
Rough.
My email address is just one digit different from THE company-wide senior VP of something important or other.
Oh, the things I get sent, sometimes. It's a good thing I am ridiculously ethical.
--Patrick
Dave
Staff member
My apartment in Fargo used to be one number off from a local pizza joint. I would get calls all the time. I went through kind of a "five degrees of" moment. At first I was very nice but as time went on I had less and less patience.
- Politely inform the caller of their mistake.
- Hang up without explaining shit.
- Take orders. Give them a GREAT deal.
- Rudely inform them of their mistake.
- Tell them they called the right place but be a complete dick to them.
GasBandit
Staff member
My office's line 3 at the radio station was one digit off from a local doctor's clinic. Every time I saw a direct call coming in on that line, I knew what it was, so I was sure to answer the phone with the full name of the company.
I have no idea.
Judging by the number of calls and texts I get, though, yes she probably is.
Actually now that I think about it, I haven't gotten any in a while. Maybe she's stopped.
The real reason we don't get time travellers from the future coming back to the present is not because time travel is impossible. It's because even our newest & funniest memes are so fucking tired & played out to them that they get right back in their time machines & head back to their time in disgust within seconds of arriving in our present.
And what's with the "kill Hitler" fixation? The truly sophisticated time traveler goes and kicks Gavrilo Princip's ass in 1914 instead.
GasBandit
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Gavrilo was just the spark that ignited the stockpiles. The real problem was France's fixation on finding an excuse to reconquer Alsace-Lorraine, which it had lost to Germany in the Franco-Prussian War.
So, I guess what I'm saying is, the truly next level time traveler would go back to 1860 and strangle Raymond Poincare in his crib.
A robin has built their nest on top of one of our outdoor lights at the back of the house by the deck.
The other day I was out on the deck, and noticed that they bird in question wasn't on their nest, so I reached up and tried to take a picture of what's inside - wondering if there were any eggs, and there are! 4 little robin eggs.
Definitely not the best photo, but it gets the point across.
The other day I was out on the deck, and noticed that they bird in question wasn't on their nest, so I reached up and tried to take a picture of what's inside - wondering if there were any eggs, and there are! 4 little robin eggs.
Definitely not the best photo, but it gets the point across.
I went and read the July Crisis article after posting that. Ouch.
Apparently my husband gets to pick up his new Model Y next week.
We are keeping his old car for the kids to use, but my daughter can't get her permit until the end of January and my son only has a state ID because he still doesn't want to learn how to drive (and I'm not pushing it yet because he has autism and shit is stressful enough right now), so he's going to have to remember to drive it once a week so it doesn't get cranky.
We are keeping his old car for the kids to use, but my daughter can't get her permit until the end of January and my son only has a state ID because he still doesn't want to learn how to drive (and I'm not pushing it yet because he has autism and shit is stressful enough right now), so he's going to have to remember to drive it once a week so it doesn't get cranky.
I have a female colleague who's gotten progressively hotter over the last six months or so. She was already quite pretty beforehand, but nowadays she's practically a supermodel. I think it's a combination of changing her clothing style, using more makeup, and just generally having more self confidence. Like, if I had to give an analogy, imagine Zendaya as MJ gradually transforming into Zendaya as Zendaya.
I will be looking for the notification of her departure with great interest.
I will be looking for the notification of her departure with great interest.