The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[Null]

Woop woop! All aboard the bad decision express!

15 texts waiting for me when I woke up for little miss crazy girl that I met last night.

Been there. RUN.

 

[ElJuski]

Been there. RUN.

Never promise crazy a baby.

 

[Null]

Never promise crazy a baby.

It's not a good surprise gift, either.

 

[Adam]

Damnit, I missed all the

 

[checkeredhat]

Chicken wing update:
I wound up getting two pounds of chicken wings yesterday. One was not enough. a pound of this delicious spicy creamy garlic one, and a pound of bacon and cheese ones. My friend got nacho supreme wings and buffalo wings.

 

[Fistful of Fists]

Inspiration has struck

 

[BananaHands]

For the record, I am not impressed with the doritos tacos.

However, Nicki Minaj's butt in that terrible music video did impress me.

 

[SeraRelm]

The Dorito Taco is fucking gross. I feel sick from eating one right now.

 

[checkeredhat]

Glad to know. It was honestly tempting me to actually give Taco Bell another shot, now I know better.

 

[SeraRelm]

The taco salad I make with Doritos is far, far superior.

 

[BananaHands]

The cheesy gordita crunch though. So good.

Also, butt.

Spoiler

 

[checkeredhat]

Can't get over how terrifying her face looks to even see her butt.
She's one of those girls who, I think is probably naturally very pretty, but decides for some reason to dress and apply makeup like a clown and hide it.

 

[BananaHands]

I agree. Although I just stumbled on this thing where she has butt implants. Less impressive.

 

[SeraRelm]

She looks like a real life Bar-

 

[BananaHands]

She looks like a real life Bar-

 

[checkeredhat]

She looks like a real life Bar-

 

[Gusto]

 

[SeraRelm]

 

[General Specific]

She looks like a real life Bar-

 

[Shegokigo]

Hey ElJuski ! I got something for yer sophisticated tastes:

 

[LittleSin]

I can't stop laughing, oh my god.

Shia Labeouf.

 

[Hailey Knight]

She looks like a real life Bar-

Barsoomian?

 

[Chad Sexington]

Oh my LittleSin that's incredible. I can't breathe.

 

[Shegokigo]

I can't stop laughing, oh my god.

Shia Labeouf.

The blood is that of Constantine, Transformers and Indiana Jones.

 

[MindDetective]

I can't stop laughing, oh my god.

Shia Labeouf.

A strange place, the internet! Got a real laugh out of me though.

 

[makare]

I finally remembered the name of the book I was trying to remember in the geek books thread. It is called The Man in the Ceiling.

I'm glad I finally remembered.

 

[Tress]

I can't stop laughing, oh my god.

Shia Labeouf.

Stab him in his kidneyyyyyyy...

God, that was great. Thanks LittleSin!

 

[LittleSin]

Jet just took the Ritz crackers bag out of its box and put a bag of chips that he found in the cupboard inside the box instead. When asked why he answered "To trick Daddy."​

Daddy has been kinda cracking down on junk food lately.

​

 

[sixpackshaker]

What is up with Youtube, stopping the stream when you hit pause? I can not finish downloading the video that I want to watch because of the download speed.

 

[Gusto]

http://money.cnn.com/video/technolo...money/?fb_ref=fbLike&fb_source=home_multiline

I partied with this guy in first and second year of college.

Crazy.

 

[HCGLNS]

I'll serve your ass like John McEnroe.

 

[BananaHands]

 

[checkeredhat]

Never understood the whole "asparagus makes your pee smell" thing. Never experienced that.

Until this week.

 

[BananaHands]

Never understood the whole "asparagus makes your pee smell" thing. Never experienced that.

Until this week.

 

[makare]

I was going to buy some asparagus. Now I might be glad I didn't.


What I want to know is is it important how pee smells?